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Three human sized shadows that had snuck their way through the corridors of the Nemisis, reached their destination, Megatron's quarters. "Triggercrotch is gonna be sooo pissed!" said the first shadow,which was Rumble. The second shadow,Frenzy, replied "But it'll be sooo worth it!!" "Have you picked the song and trigger(ha,trigger) words for the patch yet?"he asked the third shadow that was their human friend,Luna.
"No shit Sherlock! The song is Peacock by Katy Perry, and the trigger words are 'Come on Screamer let me see what you're hiding underneath!' She giggled. "This will be better than all the Lambo's pranks combined!" After they overrode the lock, the door whooshed open to reveal Megatron himself, recharging deeply and snoring like a chainsaw. "Geez,we should just record this and send it to the Autobots!" snickered Luna. They had just gotten on the berth when Megatron rolled onto his back and a tall tent could be seen. He mumbled something like 'take me,Prime'. Rumble had a look on his face that said 'did he really just say that?!' "Someone has the hots for Optimus!" laughed Luna and Frenzy. They then attached the patch to the inside of the barrel on his back,but then Megatron's alarm went off and his ruby optics slowly onlined. Rumble,Frenzy and Luna ran outta there like three bats out of hell. They were halfway down the hall when Skywarp suddenly teleported in front of them and the almost crashed into his legs! "What the hell,you little pit spawned assholes?!" "Sorry Warp! Gotta run before Triggercrotch kills us!!" Frenzy yelled back. "Triggercrotch! HA!" Warp snickered to himself. Starscream walked up, bitching as usual,and asked what all that noise was and Skywarp told him what the Cassetticons said and Screamer busted out laughing. Later on, in the control room, Megatron was sitting on his throne contemplating the dream he had last night ' Why would I ever let Prime frag me? Sure I'd frag him,just not the other way-' his thoughts where cut short when a feminine voice said " Come on Screamer let me see what you're hidin underneath!" Peacock started playing and Megs started singing in Katy Perry's voice to Starscream! When the song got to "oh my god-" Starscream decided to give Megs his "peacock" and wolf whistles filled the room. When the song ended a bit later,Megatron,seeing Starscreams dick in his face, smacked it and the resulting scream shorted out his and anyone close enough's audios. After he had stormed off to find Hook, Luna and the Cassetticons ran back to Sound waves room to celebrate.While Rumble was locking the door, Frenzy kissed Luna full on when Soundwave came in. Luna broke the kiss,leaving Frenzy with a confused look until Soundwave said " Frenzy: explain." This scared the shit out of Frenzy who quickly pointed to Rumble and said "He dared me to!" Luna laughed and said "Awww is Soundwave scared to be a grandpa?" which made the two small mechs bust out laughing. Even though his face was covered,they could tell that he was not amused. Luna suddenly collapsed, passed out. The twins quickly laid her on Soundwave's berth,where she began to glow. The three mechs stared in awe as she appeared to grow armor and her hair changed from black to silver. The they heard her moan. They thought she was in pain until she said 'yes Soundwave! Harder!' The twins stated laughing their afts off and poor Soundwave almost had a Prowl moment when just as suddenly as she passed out,Luna woke up."GOD DAMMIT! I ALMOST ORGASMED TOO!!" She then noticed Soundwave staring at her, almost like he was embarrassed. "Shit, you heard didn't you?" she asked. Soundwave slowly nodded. "Well,you are pretty hot..." Luna admitted quietly. "And I could really use an orgasm right now"she said,winking at Soundwave. "Rumble,Frenzy: Out." Was all Soundwave said.

Description
Three human sized shadows that had snuck their way through the corridors of the Nemisis, reached their destination, Megatron's quarters. "Triggercrotch is gonna be sooo pissed!" said the first shadow,which was Rumble. The second shadow,Frenzy, replied "But it'll be sooo worth it!!" "Have you picked the song and trigger(ha,trigger) words for the patch yet?"he asked the third shadow that was their human friend,Luna.
"No shit Sherlock! The song is Peacock by Katy Perry, and the trigger words are 'Come on Screamer let me see what you're hiding underneath!' She giggled. "This will be better than all the Lambo's pranks combined!" After they overrode the lock, the door whooshed open to reveal Megatron himself, recharging deeply and snoring like a chainsaw. "Geez,we should just record this and send it to the Autobots!" snickered Luna. They had just gotten on the berth when Megatron rolled onto his back and a tall tent could be seen. He mumbled something like 'take me,Prime'. Rumble had a look on his face that said 'did he really just say that?!' "Someone has the hots for Optimus!" laughed Luna and Frenzy. They then attached the patch to the inside of the barrel on his back,but then Megatron's alarm went off and his ruby optics slowly onlined. Rumble,Frenzy and Luna ran outta there like three bats out of hell. They were halfway down the hall when Skywarp suddenly teleported in front of them and the almost crashed into his legs! "What the hell,you little pit spawned assholes?!" "Sorry Warp! Gotta run before Triggercrotch kills us!!" Frenzy yelled back. "Triggercrotch! HA!" Warp snickered to himself. Starscream walked up, bitching as usual,and asked what all that noise was and Skywarp told him what the Cassetticons said and Screamer busted out laughing. Later on, in the control room, Megatron was sitting on his throne contemplating the dream he had last night ' Why would I ever let Prime frag me? Sure I'd frag him,just not the other way-' his thoughts where cut short when a feminine voice said " Come on Screamer let me see what you're hidin underneath!" Peacock started playing and Megs started singing in Katy Perry's voice to Starscream! When the song got to "oh my god-" Starscream decided to give Megs his "peacock" and wolf whistles filled the room. When the song ended a bit later,Megatron,seeing Starscreams dick in his face, smacked it and the resulting scream shorted out his and anyone close enough's audios. After he had stormed off to find Hook, Luna and the Cassetticons ran back to Sound waves room to celebrate.While Rumble was locking the door, Frenzy kissed Luna full on when Soundwave came in. Luna broke the kiss,leaving Frenzy with a confused look until Soundwave said " Frenzy: explain." This scared the shit out of Frenzy who quickly pointed to Rumble and said "He dared me to!" Luna laughed and said "Awww is Soundwave scared to be a grandpa?" which made the two small mechs bust out laughing. Even though his face was covered,they could tell that he was not amused. Luna suddenly collapsed, passed out. The twins quickly laid her on Soundwave's berth,where she began to glow. The three mechs stared in awe as she appeared to grow armor and her hair changed from black to silver. The they heard her moan. They thought she was in pain until she said 'yes Soundwave! Harder!' The twins stated laughing their afts off and poor Soundwave almost had a Prowl moment when just as suddenly as she passed out,Luna woke up."GOD DAMMIT! I ALMOST ORGASMED TOO!!" She then noticed Soundwave staring at her, almost like he was embarrassed. "Shit, you heard didn't you?" she asked. Soundwave slowly nodded. "Well,you are pretty hot..." Luna admitted quietly. "And I could really use an orgasm right now"she said,winking at Soundwave. "Rumble,Frenzy: Out." Was all Soundwave said.