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Published: 2017-07-25 14:20:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6733; Favourites: 287; Downloads: 49
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I'll be thinking of this every time I play "Angry Birds". Thanks, man!ย
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This would make a great idea for a commercial. I love the idea
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The Player Character party is a group of traveling salesmen trying to market "Hench-Gruel!" to every evil overlord in the kingdom. Can you convince the local warlord that "Hench-Gruel!" is the most cost-effective way to ensure his goblinoids can maintain a healthy balanced diet AND live to tell about it?! "No wonder your ogre is so lethargic, just look at his caloric-intake! This wouldn't happen if you fed him a steady diet of Hench-Gruel! (now with 20% more lumpy bits)".
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I love how accurate this is... Thinking back to all those monsters I've defeated in video games, this gnome is going to be bigger than the Geico Caveman.
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Well, he ain't The General, nor is he the GEICO gecko!
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Of course insurance come AFTER you get hurt...
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Does it cover pre-existing condition of being an orc?
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No, that comes in our dexule package.
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Mispelling but ill pretend thats on purpose.
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Will it pay if I get hurt by my shenanigans?
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They should be glad it's not the wavy-armed, loud shirt-wearing, motormouthed shyster that is Stan..
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Want to buy a previously owned Coffin?
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Could you show me the deluxe model, again?
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I didn't play the original MI2, but given all the trouble Stan causes, it was a bit of sweet retribution locking him in that coffin and hearing him panic.
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He comes back in MI3, and again in MI4 and 'Tales of' where his bizarre shirt is kept even in 3D...
(Yeah... I've played them all)
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I know. Curse ofย was my first exposure to the MI games. and it's crazy how they keep that shirt pattern, even with how much he waves his arms.
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I'm curious to see what their policy about lichs.
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I used to have health insurance until i took an arrow to the knee.
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Damn your premiums must have shot up, I told you we should've quit after the dark lord stopped providing single payer
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Hah!! Can't beat a classic meme.
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Just don't forget to read the small print and all the exclusions such as policy being void if attacked by a cute white rabbit unless you're in possession of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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If you count to 5 your premiums are raised by 15% before taxes.
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If you count to three too. Unless you proceed to four.
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