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**Giggles!**
Sounds like a few of the people I know. Β
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Seems he already learned how to use that - everybody is hurt except him. Excellent skill if you are a tank.
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Looks like the Ranger is hurt worst of all. Ouch. Hitting friends is a definite problem. Must have a really low dexterity score.
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i played a warforged that tried "Percussive Maintenance" on an overly shook guardsmen, needless to say a the man as unconscious and missing a few teeth.
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Reminds me of the time our Druid took his Shillelaghed quarterstaff, rolled a Nat 1 on his attack, then a Nat 20 to confirm, and clocked my poor d4 HP Wizard in the back of the head for max damage. (Yes, it dropped my Wizard to negative health.)
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Had anyone do a background check on this dweeb?
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Good idea. No big boy sword for you, newb, until you stop hitting the team.
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Someone had a long series of critical failures?
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Now I have to waste a skill point on Blindfight, darnit!
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Jokes on them that's just Stormbringer with a bad paint job. They are screwed either way.
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Oh the joys of someone starting to multiclass
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when you have to handicap someone because they're a danger to the party.
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Start them on a quarter staff... It's a lot less lethal!
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And if they master that, give them a buck and a quarter staff
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Yep, obviously the way to go!
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"Ruprecht, don't take the cork off the fork."
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"It's there so he doesn't hurt himself!"
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Let me guess... the Rogue sold him a joke d20 that was all ones!
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How do you do that much damage to party members w/ only a sword?
Fireball or explosive lightning sure but w/ a sword?
Either way, very funny. Β Β
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Easy - stab Fighter in the eye and slash Mageβs arm and cheek.
Id be more concerned that he appears to have still managed to kill Ranger even with the cork on (maybe he used it as a mace?). π
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True.
Of course, if the ranger could be taken out by a newbie w/ a blunted blade they're better off w/o out him anyway. Β Β
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True. Β Although that said, the blade appears to have runes on so it might be a magical weapon, or even cursed artefact. π
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