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Kazapsky [2022-08-09 21:59:55 +0000 UTC]
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Zure678 [2018-11-12 06:38:44 +0000 UTC]
Equipped the "Cork of NO STABING."
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orehovka [2018-10-23 10:11:20 +0000 UTC]
Seems he already learned how to use that - everybody is hurt except him. Excellent skill if you are a tank.
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Murasaki99 [2018-10-22 02:16:35 +0000 UTC]
Rolled a 1 did he?Β Ouchie.Β
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DTavona [2018-10-20 20:31:32 +0000 UTC]
Looks like the Ranger is hurt worst of all. Ouch. Hitting friends is a definite problem. Must have a really low dexterity score.
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chuck817 [2018-10-18 21:58:06 +0000 UTC]
military grunt in training sticker needed
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bear48 [2018-10-18 17:04:07 +0000 UTC]
oh niceΒ
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ashnacamon [2018-10-18 16:11:30 +0000 UTC]
Augh, ranger is dead?!?!?!?!!!
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skunktoy [2018-10-18 15:13:34 +0000 UTC]
Is his name Ruprect?
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Captiankritz1 [2018-10-18 02:34:47 +0000 UTC]
i played a warforged that tried "Percussive Maintenance" on an overly shook guardsmen, needless to say a the man as unconscious and missing a few teeth.
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TachikomasGhost [2018-10-18 02:29:54 +0000 UTC]
Reminds me of the time our Druid took his Shillelaghed quarterstaff, rolled a Nat 1 on his attack, then a Nat 20 to confirm, and clocked my poor d4 HP Wizard in the back of the head for max damage. (Yes, it dropped my Wizard to negative health.)
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cullyferg2010 [2018-10-18 01:32:29 +0000 UTC]
Had anyone do a background check on this dweeb?
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Regolith247 [2018-10-17 21:25:06 +0000 UTC]
Good idea. No big boy sword for you, newb, until you stop hitting the team.
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Cathats [2018-10-17 18:18:56 +0000 UTC]
comes from rolling a 1 at the worst of times.
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dlambeaut [2018-10-17 17:41:14 +0000 UTC]
Newbies are dangerous
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PapierowySzczur [2018-10-17 17:07:37 +0000 UTC]
Someone had a long series of critical failures?
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arnieboy [2018-10-17 17:06:42 +0000 UTC]
Now I have to waste a skill point on Blindfight, darnit!
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Pbuckley [2018-10-17 16:44:30 +0000 UTC]
Jokes on them that's just Stormbringer with a bad paint job. They are screwed either way.
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AcerP In reply to Pbuckley [2018-10-23 20:27:58 +0000 UTC]
*internal screaming*
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Scooternjng [2018-10-17 16:17:39 +0000 UTC]
Feed him to the Rabbit
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Jessica42 [2018-10-17 15:16:20 +0000 UTC]
Oh the joys of someone starting to multiclass
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MethusulaComics [2018-10-17 15:05:50 +0000 UTC]
when you have to handicap someone because they're a danger to the party.
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Corvax13 In reply to Islander-60 [2018-10-18 02:48:06 +0000 UTC]
And if they master that, give them a buck and a quarter staff
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Rebel-O-Conner [2018-10-17 13:09:46 +0000 UTC]
aaah, first level players...
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Cartoonicus [2018-10-17 13:04:33 +0000 UTC]
"Ruprecht, don't take the cork off the fork."
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brancorvo [2018-10-17 12:43:05 +0000 UTC]
I always had more problem with arrows.Β
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DanielCoffey [2018-10-17 11:34:34 +0000 UTC]
Let me guess... the Rogue sold him a joke d20 that was all ones!
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BMS-Art69 [2018-10-17 11:29:14 +0000 UTC]
How do you do that much damage to party members w/ only a sword?
Fireball or explosive lightning sure but w/ a sword?
Either way, very funny. Β Β
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BMS-Art69 In reply to Dinadan-Ermorfea [2018-10-17 15:24:47 +0000 UTC]
True.
Of course, if the ranger could be taken out by a newbie w/ a blunted blade they're better off w/o out him anyway. Β Β
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Dinadan-Ermorfea In reply to BMS-Art69 [2018-10-17 15:59:38 +0000 UTC]
True. Β Although that said, the blade appears to have runes on so it might be a magical weapon, or even cursed artefact. π
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