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SPOILER ALERT: All the elves are Snarf.Related content
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"You've been a bad little boy, and now Santa is going to destroy you~"
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Santa! Santa! SANTA CLAUS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Santa Claus isΒ on the move
Santa Claus is loose
Feel the magic
Hear the joy
Santa Claus is loose
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So THAT'S how he sees you when you're sleeping. Bet that's how he gets the sleigh to fly too.
"Sword of Omens, give me flight beyond flight!"
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Thunder Claus is on move, Thunder Claus is loose!Β Β
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Just imagining the Thundercats theme song with jingle bells under it gives me such joy.
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Does Santa have adversaries? ...Selfishness?
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This needs to be an animated Christmas movie XD
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Santa Claus really is a badass. This makes him 100x even more awesome.
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I feel terrible for finding this hilarious. And then I read the description. I am now recasting every movie with santa and elves in it in my head and it is horrifying.
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Give me sight beyond sight: Show me....who is naughty...and who is nice...
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Fa la la la Fuck yeah!
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where the hell do you come up with all of these funny ass things?!
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that would be the most annoying sh*t ever in the history of ever,snarf.
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Iknewit.
Deep down I knew...
That Santa Claus was a bad-ass.
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You have all of my yes. I wanna see some film where Santa gets a little naughty and decks someone's halls.
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Can't you just see it? Can't you see him bursting into a warehouse, four hundred pounds of bearded kill, with this holy blade, and cleaving those who threaten Christmas in twain?
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I'm tempted to throw in a Cthulhu just for effect. But I won't.
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But people LOVE C'thulhu!
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And I am a rabid Cthulhu fan.
Okay...how about this? Cthulhu and Ry'leh rise from the ocean, foul black water cascading off the turrets of the twisted, arcane city. Across the sky like a streak of lightning flies a red sleigh, pulled by eight sleek, muscular reindeer. Leaping from the airborne chariot, the double-XL Highlander leaps with his mighty broadsword and smites the abomination heavily, driving the blade deep into Cthulhu's skull! Lightning strikes, driving through the blade incalculable energy. With a 'ho ho ho', Santa leaps out into the air as Ry'leh crumbles and Cthulhu collapses, and as a column of water erupts and the city sinks once again, the sleigh flies away. Snow falls lightly on Arkham, Massachusetts. It is a Silent Night, and now it is a Holy Night as well.
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Merry Early Christmas.
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I was referring to the nostalgia critic episode.
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Your point is still valid. Unexpected, but still valid. I myself am a fan of Lovecraft's works.
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He certainly was creative.
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They were his dreams.
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Squidy, squishy issues.
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