Comments: 223
MrAcrizzy [2019-06-06 15:33:53 +0000 UTC]
Cute!
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Gendermorph [2018-07-05 12:09:41 +0000 UTC]
Uh...how are the chopsticks magical?
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PinkfongFan101 In reply to Gendermorph [2018-08-06 21:50:50 +0000 UTC]
They make her eat more and more, making her fatter and fatter!
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Sebastian412 [2017-04-10 03:24:11 +0000 UTC]
*ceiling cracking* (above room, muffled) Uh-oh. *crash* Ah! *dull thud* Ow...
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metalsonic612 [2017-03-30 23:49:36 +0000 UTC]
what does Baoshi mean?
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Sebastian412 In reply to metalsonic612 [2017-04-27 14:53:13 +0000 UTC]
In Chinese, it means to eat too much, or to binge, which means to indulge in an activity, or simply, overeat.
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Sebastian412 In reply to metalsonic612 [2017-04-27 15:07:57 +0000 UTC]
NP. I really think she's (Tigress) going overboard with this. Ha! Even a 2009 Mack Pinnacle Day Cab with the official Speedway marketing logo is more than her.
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Trendorman [2016-11-10 05:47:44 +0000 UTC]
Jackie chan Secretly likes it.
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monkeyrobot110 In reply to Trendorman [2017-03-20 20:52:13 +0000 UTC]
I think that most people like it, secretly or not
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segreloco [2016-10-02 09:57:27 +0000 UTC]
The only two possible reactions to this type of fanart.
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monkeyrobot110 In reply to segreloco [2016-10-16 22:54:33 +0000 UTC]
I'd have Po's reaction, but i'd be the one feeding her 😍
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BlackFlame731 [2015-12-09 16:18:20 +0000 UTC]
May I have the chopsticks' information?
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-04-27 20:49:36 +0000 UTC]
You got it! The chopsticks of Baoshi are cursed with a magical spell so powerful. Baoshi means to overindulge, which, reasonably, makes the user overindulge, or overeat. In this picture, Tigress is using the chopsticks of Baoshi, in which she is now under a powerful spell, which, really, is to eat and eat and eat and eat and.... Well, you get the picture. She'll become so big, she'll eat everything in the palace, then move on, until she's eaten everything in the world.
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-04-27 20:54:05 +0000 UTC]
Yeah... Well, I'm not gonna let that happen!*grabs a rifle and pistol and extra ammo* Come on! We really don't have much time before she eats everything in the world!
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BlackFlame731 In reply to Sebastian412 [2017-04-27 20:56:21 +0000 UTC]
*nods,gets out my Maliwan Florentine* Let's take'em out!
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-04-27 20:59:27 +0000 UTC]
*20 minutes later* All right. Your code name is Charlie-Nova-Alpha, while mine is Oscar-Kappa-Zulu. Move out!
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BlackFlame731 In reply to Sebastian412 [2017-06-08 22:38:10 +0000 UTC]
//Sorry i'm late. LOL
*is disguised as a chinese chef* Charlie-Nova-Alpha responding,Entering fortress. *walks inside*
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-08 23:13:51 +0000 UTC]
Roger that, Charlie-Nova-Alpha. Oscar-Kappa-Zulu responding. *bursts in and presses a switch, which opens a door, revealing a blue 1955 Chevrolet Stepside Pickup upgraded as a 4X4 mountain truck* Feast your eyes on this, you two. This little number can scale mountains, conquer the snow and fly through the sand. It also tears up the road and the strip!
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-09 13:40:16 +0000 UTC]
*jumps in and starts the engine and shifts into reverse out the window*.
BANZAI!!!
*the truck lands on all four wheels and drives away with tire smoke behind the back tires*
Hang on, man! This is gonna be good.
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-10 00:57:21 +0000 UTC]
*hits a small green button and the truck reveals itself as a 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix GTS NASCAR stock racer colored in purple with red, yellow and blue behind a bright green-yellow 47*
Let's do this! *the car veers off onto a road leading to a stock car race with Po, Tigress and Monkey following in a cart powered by Crane*
Oh no!!
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BlackFlame731 In reply to Sebastian412 [2017-06-10 02:43:54 +0000 UTC]
*looks* What is it? *handles a purple-rarity Hyperion SMG*
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-10 16:45:52 +0000 UTC]
THEY'RE ON OUR TAIL!!! OH, NO!!!
Tigress: You and your friend won't get far.
Crane, faster!
Crane: Right. Faster. *panting heavily*
Crane, forget about them! You should be a rebel!
Crane: Yeah! Forget you three, I'm a rebel! *flies inside the car*
Po: Tigress, calm down. Tigress? o_0
Tigress: CURSE YOU, YOU FANCY TECH-WIELDING CADS!!
What did you say? *makes a raspberry and veers off onto a road and speeds up*
Tigress: NO!!!! *leans to the road and uses her own two feet to power the cart*
Po: Please, Tigress! I'm scared...
Monkey: Please, Tigress, you're scaring Po. Calm down.
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-18 22:01:06 +0000 UTC]
*20 minutes later, a post-apocalyptic war coupe speeds along the road with Tigress chasing after them, her face a boiling hot red*
Tigress: GET BACK HERE!!!
If you know how to operate a chaingun, there's one mounted on the roof! Get up there quick!
Po: Sorry, Tigress, but I'm gonna be a rebel, too!
Monkey: Yeah!
*they both manage to get in the car*
Welcome aboard!
Monkey, Po: Thanks!!
Tigress (furious): I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU PAY THE PRICE IMMIEDIATELY!!!!
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-19 00:03:43 +0000 UTC]
Dunno and don't care. Just shoot! I'll see to it that we get away from her!
*goes into crazy drift mode and hides behind a giant stone building*
Okay. We're good. For now. We'll camp here for the night and continue moving when it's safe. Shh. Here she comes.
Tigress (calm): Where are you?
(whispering) Told you.
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-06-19 01:29:13 +0000 UTC]
Shhhhh.... (whispering) Quiet. She's still on the move.
[0600 hours (6:00 a.m)]
It's safe. Let's move out. *gets in a another war coupe and starts the engine*
Monkey, with me, Po, with him. Let's go while the going's good!
*the cars drive off*
Tigress: *snoring loudly, 10 minutes later, she wakes up*
What?! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-08-02 00:40:11 +0000 UTC]
Dang, man! She's fast. But we're faster. *a 2012 Ford Focus RS launches away and drifts 20 miles away*
Yeah, son! That's how it's done!
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Sebastian412 In reply to BlackFlame731 [2017-09-13 12:08:26 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, man! Now, I know how to solve this. *dials number*
Corporal? Yeah. I need a favor. Yeah, I'll be there in a few.
*20 mins. later*
Tigress: (panting) You.. better.. be... Oh!
*a military convoy consisting of 8 old fashioned trucks prepares to move out*
There she is!
Corporal Jackson Stewart: All right. Let's go! *the trucks move out towards Tigress*
Tigress: (screams in alarm) Oh, no! *runs like the wind with the convoy chasing*
Stewart: Yeah, you better run!
Tigress: *continues running and screaming*
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