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Tucuxi — O LUK A SPARKLE DOG
Published: 2008-10-08 00:00:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 1283; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 3
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Sparkledogs. Drawing them does not make you cool, original, or particularly creative. Anyone without the misfortune of being a lobotomy patient can squeeze out a turd like this. It took me 45 minutes to slap this betch together. I have drawn a grand total of TWO dogs in my life. This is #2. It was so mind-numbingly easy to draw that I now understand why it's so popular...BECAUSE IT TAKES NO ORIGINALITY OR TALENT TO DO IT. I felt dirty making this, but I just had to. That fad gets so damn out of control. Last night we were laughing at one sparkledud whose under-age creator put a cigarette in his mouth the wrong way. LUK AT ME I'M KOOL B/C I KNOW WHAT A CIG-RETT IZ!! HARDCORE!Related content
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I'm thirteen and it kinda gets on my nerves that each one of these "Sparkle Dog" parodys make ALL thirteen year old girls on this site to look materialistic twits. :/
Otherwise, this is freakin' hilarious C:<
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You SHOULD be angry. These are the people representing YOU. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, as they say. I know not all teens and tweens are hurrrrr duhrrrr, but the ones that are...tend to be louder and get my attention. Sad thing is, the WORST of the WORST sparkledogs seem to be made by adults that never grew up OR learned to draw.
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Really? Haven't seen on of those yet. Thats a bit scary actually
Btw, is the weed "injection" supposed to be a joke in itself? Like the backwards cig?
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Yeah. It's a joke as if to say "Drugs are kewl but I don't know how the hell they even work I just heard my big brother talking about it."
The backward cig actually happened. One sparkle artist put the cig backwards on her char and when someone called her on it, she tried to play it off by making it seem intentional.
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lol, the weed injections just hilarious considering ghetto people like me get offerd weed on a daily basis. Whats more funny tho is that they don't know weed and pot are the same thin. The cigs just EVEN more lol tho, can you give me a link?
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LOL looks like the original user got butthurt and bawwwwleted everything.
This is them [link]
Tonku was the character with the backward cigarette.
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Oh, dear god, have you seen "Tonku's" ref??? You weren't exagerating much at all. Green piss? Really? Is that some kind of messed up radio active STD???
This truely scares me o.0
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It's 20 different kinds of special isn't it?
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That puts it lightly. More like 20 different levels of flippin' retarded.
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Brilliant, my friend. (: Gave me a good laugh.
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omg, someone i know thinks she's the most creative/original artist because she draws this kind of unoriginal crap. Thank you, really, i take my hat off to you.
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LOL I think a LOT of youngsters go through that phase where they think EVERYTHING they make is original and deep. Sadly, some people NEVER grow out of it. Oy.
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lol, so true. That's what I truly hate about the art world, there are just so many amateurs who think they're gods.
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OMG i know someone who thinks they're original and talented by drawing this shit. Thankyou so much for this epic win.
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This is the funniest thing i've seen all year
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You are ghey. I will raep you with teh brehd-nife. I reekon damage will be woorse then teh beastie yhes?
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LoL yeah. I figured since the sparkleartists tend to fail at everything, they probably fail at mathematical concepts as well.
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Genius is debatable...insanity is a given. Thanks for lookin'!
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Ahaha~ x3 No problem
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That lamprey is the cutest EVAR.
Needs more THEME SONGS!! >:C
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I'll get RIGHT on that. How could I forget?
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OMG THE LEGZ R NOT MINDNUBBINGLY THIN N LONG! UR DOING IT RONG! Lol jagerbutt, nice spoof.
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I felt dirty, like I was playing into their hands...and also because I was wasting my life.
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The backlegs...The backlegs...XD
Love his shark-wang.
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I had to struggle to make it as "WTF"? as possible.
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I hope to make mine soon, but I'm so steeped in logic, I just might fail XD
Yours is win!
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Take a stiff shot or something if you're old enough. That should let the creativity flow. If that's not an option, wait until you're really REALLY tired to sketch out ideas. Win shall be yours!
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