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GUYS I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS TODAY OK


like okay first I forgot how to wear headphones like I plugged them in and kinda just stared at them like what are these

then I sorta figured it out but I put them in backwards



and just now I was trying to find a fork and I was talking to myself like "oh where's the forks?" but I forgot what a fork was called and I called it a spoon


and I was like "no this is not a spoon"

AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS CALLED LIKE HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF WHAT I WAS SAYING TO MYSELF ALONE IN MY KITCHEN WITH A FORK IN MY HAND

"spork"

"sork"

"foon"

"what the fuck is this"

"this is not a spoon"

"a spork is a mix of them"

"it's a spork"

"what is this"


and then finally I figured it out I am so ashamed of myself today but I'm laughin' like a maniac wowow



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Comments: 4

Gleedleleedlelee [2013-06-25 05:36:22 +0000 UTC]

This is what sleep is for bby uou <33

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Dusty-Tales [2013-06-25 02:58:43 +0000 UTC]

I once forgot what a straw was called. Though I was pretty drunk at the time so...

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Faithopa [2013-06-25 01:08:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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xdemons-n-rainbows [2013-06-25 00:55:26 +0000 UTC]

HOW. HOW. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

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