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Turtlegirl5 — I Dream a Meanie Ch. 1
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It was early in the morning and Phineas and Ferb had just finished breakfast. Phineas asked Ferb as they sat underneath the tree in their back yard, "Isn't Isabella supposed to come back from Fireside Girl camp today?" Ferb nodded.

"That's great. You know, it's not the same in the neighborhood without her. Gee, I-" Phineas was interrupted by the sound of their friend, Baljeet running towards their yard calling, "Phineas! Ferb! Phineas! Ferb!"

"What is it, Baljeet?"

"I need your help! I've been having the most terrible nightmares in the history of terrible nightmares!" Baljeet cried.

"Sure looks like it," Phineas said examining Baljeet up and down. The poor kid was still in his pajamas with his hair all messed up. He looked exhausted.

Baljeet continued, "All night last night I kept waking up from bad dreams and every time I'd go back to sleep it would just happen all over again! Bad grades everywhere! And Buford! And bad grades!"

Baljeet buried his face in his hands.

"Whoa! Whoa! Relax, dude! We'd be happy to help. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today," Phineas said.

"Oh thank goodness! You said the words!" Baljeet said with slight relief.

Phineas said, "We're going to need some help, so I'll call Buford over and-"

"Buford!? You're going to call Buford!? That's the last thing you want to do! He's the one that's in my nightmares!" Baljeet shouted.

"We're going to fix it, Baljeet. Don't worry. Since Isabella is out of town, we're going to have to call- dare I say it? Irving. We're going to have to call Irving." Phineas called over the two boys.

Phineas explained the situation to them once they arrived. When Irving came into the yard he asked, "Whatcha' doin'?"

Back at Fireside Girl Camp, the girls were hiking on the trail when Isabella began looking around. She cracked her fingers.
"What's wrong, Isabella?" Gretchen asked.

"I don't know. I feel… a disturbance," she replied.

Back at the house…

"That's just what we're about to explain," Phineas said. He looked at what was in Irving's arms. It looked like a small furry critter. It looked like a big hedgehog with a long nose.

"Who's that?" Phineas asked pointing to the animal.

"Huh? Oh this is Eddie. Eddie the Echidna," Irving said proudly.

"The what-a?" Phineas questioned as he squinted at the creature. Ferb explained, "The echidna is part of the monotreme family along with the platypus. It is another mammal that lays eggs."

"I thought you said the platypus was the only mammal that lays eggs," Phineas said.

"My mistake," Ferb replied.

Irving continued, "Well, you see I begged my parents to get me a platypus just like you guys, but all we could find was this echidna, but that's okay because their related!"

"Alright," Phineas said then whispered to Ferb, "I think he's a stalker."

Everyone gathered around the tree.

Phineas declared, "Okay, guys. Our plan is to build a dream portal allowing us to go inside Baljeet's dreams and stop whatever's making them bad."

Irving squealed, "I still can't believe it! I'm here and this time I didn't invite myself over! And you need my help!"

Buford said, "I think it's pretty cool that I'm apart of his bad dream. I guess I am pretty scary after all!"

All of a sudden, Candace came out into the yard in a red and white jogging suit.

"Uh. Hi, Candace. Where are you off to this morning?" Phineas asked.

"For your information, Phineas. I don't have time to bust you today. Jeremy has invited me to go for a nice morning jog with him," Candace explained.

"Well, have fun!" Phineas said. Candace walked out into the driveway to wait for Jeremy while she did a few jumping jacks.

"Okay guys! We have no time to lose! Let's get started." Phineas said.

"Hey, where's that little duck thing of yours?" Buford asked curiously.

"Yeah. And where's Eddie? Ohmigosh! I'm wondering where my monotreme is just like you guys do! I will never forget this moment!" Irving exclaimed.

Perry pushed back a picture hanging on the wall and pounded the wall behind it hard with his fist. A small square of the wall slid over to reveal a button. He pushed it and a trap door opened up beneath him. He slid down a chute and into his headquarters.

He sat down in the chair in front of the monitor. Major Monogram's face appeared on the screen in front of him.

"Good morning, Agent P. It appears that Doofenshmirtz has made a device to give people bad dreams last night. It was posted on his blog, but for some reason, we didn't get an alert on it here at the agency. This has gotten us pretty concerned and we need you to get to the bottom of it."

Perry got up to leave when Major Monogram said, "Hold it! I'm not done yet. We've recently gotten a new recruit to the agency and we need you to show him how the job's done. I know you didn't sign up to be a mentor for trainees, but we don't have anyone else. Plus, we chose you because you're a monotreme and he's a monotreme, so you can both relate."

An echidna just then, walked through another entrance. He put on his fedora and waved cheerfully to Perry.

Perry gave him a fake smile and turned back to Monogram.

"This is Agent E. This job won't kill you. It's just for today. It's not even that bad. All he's doing is following you around everywhere and observing your every move. Now go!"

That was enough to make Perry not want to do this job, but he had no choice. Perry got into his hover car and patted the passenger seat for Eddie to get in.
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Comments: 4

totalqt13 [2011-08-11 02:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Aw, Eddie

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ChipmunksRule [2011-08-10 22:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Irivng creeps me out, too... he's pretty stalkerish

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sideshowbobfanatic [2010-05-06 01:08:16 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why, but I like Irving. I think he's funny.

Can't wait for the second chapter.

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Taon-the-Chosen [2010-05-06 00:45:50 +0000 UTC]

xD Irving, you freak.

Great chapter, I love it.

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