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Turtlegirl5 — Why, I'm Speechless Ch. 6
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Once the three got home, Perry quickly slipped into the headquarters to explain the story to Monogram. He came back up to the yard. Candace heard the voices outside and looked out the window. She raced out.

"Guys! You're alive! This is great!" she cried, "Which is the perfect opportunity for me to bust you! And here comes mom around the corner! Could this get anymore perfect?"

Candace ran out of the yard to greet her mother.

Perry turned to his owners and said, "Well, thank you, boys. Thank you for helping me get my voice back, and for cheering me on I guess. Now, when you wake up from this dream, to be on the safe side, don't discuss this dream to anyone else."

"Why? What do you mean by, 'on the safe side'?" Phineas asked.

"Uh- just don't," Perry said.

"Whatever. It's cool. And you are quite welcome… Agent P." Phineas chuckled.

"So… Ready to get your 'g-g-g-g-g-g' back? I think this thing has just enough juice," Phineas said.

The car pulled into the driveway.

"Mom! Mom! Mom!" Candace shouted. Her mother got out of the car and said, "Help me take the groceries in, Dear."  

"But you have to this first!"

"Okay. So what is this whole thing about Perry talking all about?" her mother questioned.

Candace took a deep breath and then said in one sentence, "Perry is really a secret agent that has an agency underground where his job is to stop some evil scientist guy by the name of Dr. Doofenshmirtz in his evil schemes to take over the Tri-state area and that's why he disappears all the time so just today, he went to Doofenshrmitz Evil Incorporated to stop Doofenshmirtz from any evil plans that he may have had today, but it turns out he didn't have any evil plans today, but he did have an evil invention that made Perry speak human English and he tried to reverse, but it didn't work so Perry came home thinking that he would spend the rest of your life as a not-so-cute-sounding-platypus and he also wears this funny hat and nearly killed me with his fists of semi-aquatic death!"

Candace's mother looked at her as if she was crazy and slowly said, "Um… okay. If you say so."

"Wait! I need to show you! You can tell that something's wrong because Perry can't even make his weird, 'g-g-g-g-g' noise anymore!" Candace jumped up and down pulling on her mom's arm.

"Candace, are you sure you're not hallucinating again?" her mom asked.

"Hmm. I tested for dreaming. I didn't think to test for hallucinating," Candace thought out loud. She rubbed her eyes and looked around.

"No talking zebra. No talking zebra. Good! I am not hallucinating. So come on!"

"Okay, okay. I'm coming."

Phineas asked, "Well, Perry what do you have to say?"

Perry opened his mouth and out came a, "G-g-g-g-g!" Perry looked thrilled. He jumped up and gave Phineas and Ferb a high-five.

"Well, I guess we don't really need this anymore. Here, Perry. You can have it. Just in case this is ever to happen again. I'm sure you can find a good battery for it," Phineas said. Perry smiled and put the remote behind his back into his pocket. He also put his hat away.

Phineas said, "Yeah. Seriously. Where do you keep that stuff?"

Candace jumped through the gate.

"See! Mom! See! The boys even have a platypus remote thing!"

Her mother looked at the three.

"G-g-g-g-g!" Perry said.

"Hi boys."

"Hi mom," Phineas responded.

"Aw, Perry. I just love that noise that he makes. It's just so cute," Mrs. Flynn said, petting the platypus.

Perry gave a small smile.

Candace stared in disbelief.

"But- but-" Candace sputtered and then she began to get a bit loopy.

"C'mon, Candace. Maybe you should lie down for awhile," her mother suggested.


* * *

The next morning, Phineas sat up in bed.

"Wow, Ferb. I had the craziest dream!" he exclaimed. Ferb sat up too.

"So did I," he said.

"Hey, where's Perry?" Phineas asked. Right on cue, Perry hopped up onto Phineas' bed, curled up, and closed his eyes. Phineas began petting him.

"Oh there you are, Perry. In my dream, Perry was a secret agent and he could talk! And you were there and Candace was there and we had to help Perry get his 'g-g-g-g' back. We even got to see him battle an evil scientist named Dr. Doofenshmirtz from an anti-evil bubble. What was your dream about?"

"The exact same thing yours was about," Ferb said.

"Hmm. That's funny that we had the same dream."

"Don't you find that odd though? And remember that one time when we found that underground agency? And don't you wonder where exactly Perry disappears to all the time?" Ferb asked.

"I wouldn't think anything of it. Besides, you were the one that built that underground agency."

"But I-"

Phineas interrupted, "Dreams are based off of one's past experiences after all. As for where Perry disappears to all the time. I have no clue. I mean I know he said that's why he disappears all the time in our dream, but I doubt it's for some secret mission. He is a platypus after all and you know they don't do much."

"But what if this wasn't a dream at all?" Ferb stated, "What if Perry really was talking? What if Perry really is a secret agent fighting off an evil scientist by the name of Dr. Doofenshmirtz in his plans to take over all of the Danville and the whole Tri-state area? What if Perry's name really is Agent P and that he really does wear a fedora hat? What if we really did do all that yesterday and Perry just told us it was a dream so that he could protect his secret identity? Do you think Perry, or should I say, Agent P really is hiding something from us?"

The two boys looked down at the platypus. Phineas stopped petting him. Perry, noticing the stroking motion had stopped opened his eyes. There was a long silence until Perry let out a, "G-g-g-g-g." and then closed his eyes again and fell asleep.

The brothers looked at each other and Phineas answered, "Nah."
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