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turtlestalker In reply to ??? [2010-08-22 17:15:09 +0000 UTC]
Lol, Bob is more of a retard.
Bob: ...You talkin' ta me?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 18:06:32 +0000 UTC]
Bob: Well I'm the only one here, so you MUST be talkin' to me!
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 18:13:52 +0000 UTC]
Jen: Yesh, I'm talking to you dumbass.-rolls eyes-
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 18:48:11 +0000 UTC]
Bob: WHOA. WHOAWHOAWHOA. ...When did YOU get here?
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 18:50:25 +0000 UTC]
Jen: I was sleeping in yo mamma's bed, betch.
XD
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 18:53:46 +0000 UTC]
Bob: .... Why? You don't have your own bed? Was it comfortable? >n>
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 18:55:45 +0000 UTC]
Jen:....ohmai, I-I was kidding.
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 18:59:15 +0000 UTC]
Bob: So, in other words, you LIED TO ME. How dare you! I work hard all day long over a hot stove to take care of your cabbage patches and elegant wood flooring panels and THIS is the thanks I get!? You know, I think it's time we went out separate ways. In other words, I'm breaking up with you.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 19:01:15 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -confused- WHEN IN 'DA HELL DID WE START DATING?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 19:05:02 +0000 UTC]
Bob: I know, I know. It's hard to fathom that our relationship has come to an end. With me being so good looking and you being so... Whatever, you'd think we'd make the perfect couple. But, unfortunately this beautiful face must be shared. And don't worry, it's not me it's you. * nods with sorrow *
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 19:12:53 +0000 UTC]
Bob: YOU DESERVE BETTER? WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS! YOU'RE ALWAYS BEATING ME, JUAN! HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 19:24:44 +0000 UTC]
Jen: *sighs* You're a goddamn psychopath. AND HELLS YEAH I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU! And it's JEN! J-E-N! You deserve nothing! *in thick Russian accent* I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE!
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 19:31:29 +0000 UTC]
Bob: ...You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 19:37:26 +0000 UTC]
*OHOHOH, That's So 70's reference, huh?*
Jen: No, Adam Kutcher....that's not my problem....this is ridiculous. I'M TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND, not engage in this retarded fight.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 19:43:55 +0000 UTC]
XD, I watch that when it's realllyyyy late at night.
Jen: Dude, I thought we were a couple a few seconds ago.
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 19:48:42 +0000 UTC]
Lol, me too! Like aaaall the time! xD ]]
Bob: Impossible. I don't remember this.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 19:56:21 +0000 UTC]
I love Fez, he's the best!!!
Jen: -sighs- You're kidding me. So what were you spazzing out about a second ago?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 19:58:09 +0000 UTC]
LOL He's so adorable! <3 ]
Bob: ME? SPAZZ OUT? Gurl, boo. Quit smokin' rocks. :T
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:01:03 +0000 UTC]
I nuuuu!!! XD
Jen: Dude, you're crazy. 'Hows 'bout we stop arguing and just be plain old friends?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 20:02:29 +0000 UTC]
Bob: .... We were arguing? ...But, ALRIGHT? So what's your name again? Fabio?
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:21:06 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -lifts up goggles to reveal pink BLINDING eyes- Take THAT! -walking away- It's Jen by the way... o////o
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 20:25:43 +0000 UTC]
Bob: * He shields his face and frantically rubs his eyes * GACK! ... That wasn't very nice... *rubrubrub*
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:31:53 +0000 UTC]
Jen: *walks back* Well callin' me Fabio ain't to nice either, dontcha think?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 20:34:03 +0000 UTC]
Bob: * He continues to rub his eyes * Well I thought that was your name! ; A;
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:43:34 +0000 UTC]
Jen: Dude, how many times have I told you? I'M JEN! It's not that hard a name to remember.
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 20:46:05 +0000 UTC]
Bob: Rightrightrightrightrightrightright~ Jen, got it. Fosho.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:49:40 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -nods- You're lucky you're cute, or I would've killed you by now.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 20:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Jen: Uh-Uhm...HOW 'BOUT THEM REDSOCKS?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:00:51 +0000 UTC]
Bob: * Blinks * ... My socks aren't red. At least, I don't think they are... * He lifts up his pant-leg to check * Oh... So they are... HOW'D YOU KNOW?!
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:03:55 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -rolls eyes, but realizes her distraction worked- Hah! Well, uh...MAGIC!
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:07:35 +0000 UTC]
Bob: WHOOOOOOOOOA. That just totally blew my mind.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:13:39 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -nods- Uh, thanks...so, what's with the grey hair?
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:15:57 +0000 UTC]
Bob: Um, what? .... * He lifts up a strand of hair and examines it * ... This is my natural hair color. .__.
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:19:28 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -mumbling- Cute old person....
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:21:25 +0000 UTC]
Bob: * runs up and gets reeeeeaaaallly close to her face * HMMM? WHAT WAS THAT JEN? SAY SOMETHIN'? HMMM? HMMMM?!
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:26:00 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -blushing from the lack of personal space- GAH! Your too close dude!
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:30:11 +0000 UTC]
Bob: *backs away his face about three centimeters* ...How bout now?
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:40:11 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -still blushing- Uh, slightly better?
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 21:50:59 +0000 UTC]
Jen: -opens mouth in surprise- YOU got this close to my face!
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 21:53:28 +0000 UTC]
Bob: That's impossible. I don't remember this.
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turtlestalker In reply to HeHeyaHi [2010-08-22 22:13:48 +0000 UTC]
Bob: Well how can you say you don't like me if you don't know the reason why? :c
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HeHeyaHi In reply to turtlestalker [2010-08-22 22:17:06 +0000 UTC]
Jen: What if I was only kidding? Why ya taking things so heavily huh? You CARE if I don't like you? Huh, Fabio?
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