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Twinsvega — Epic Rap Battles of History Rasputin

Published: 2013-04-28 17:48:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 2299; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 3
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Description Nice Peter as the "Mad Monk" Rasputin in the ERBoH Season 2 Finale
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Comments: 55

Twinsvega In reply to ??? [2013-06-29 04:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo!

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PsychoGrandmaster In reply to Twinsvega [2013-07-02 21:07:32 +0000 UTC]

How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

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joshvirgin In reply to PsychoGrandmaster [2013-09-08 16:00:24 +0000 UTC]

It's a disgrace what you did to your own people. 

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DarthKaiser In reply to joshvirgin [2013-09-30 14:41:27 +0000 UTC]

Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!

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joshvirgin In reply to DarthKaiser [2013-09-30 21:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Your from Georgia. Sweet Georgia.

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-05-31 02:13:06 +0000 UTC]

And the history books unfold ya!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-05-31 02:30:21 +0000 UTC]

As a messed mutha fucker bent in the mind

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-07 20:01:05 +0000 UTC]

If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-07 20:45:29 +0000 UTC]

Big dick mystic known to hypnotise!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-08 23:50:22 +0000 UTC]

I can end you with a whisper to your wife!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-09 02:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Look into my eyes you perverted witch!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-10 18:21:13 +0000 UTC]

See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his bitch!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-10 19:51:09 +0000 UTC]

You think I give a fuck about my wife?!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-11 00:41:03 +0000 UTC]

My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-11 12:34:22 +0000 UTC]

You off easy when they pickled that moose c**k!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-11 21:45:28 +0000 UTC]

I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-12 01:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Your whole family shot!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-12 16:59:29 +0000 UTC]

All your wizard friends, shot!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-12 21:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Anyone who sold you pierogi shot!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-13 00:38:26 +0000 UTC]

Starve you for days 'til you waste away!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-13 02:50:47 +0000 UTC]

I even crushed mother fuckers when I'm laid in state.

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-13 18:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture.

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-14 05:20:41 +0000 UTC]

Drop a hammer on you harder then when I bitch slapped Hitler!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-16 13:55:56 +0000 UTC]

I have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-16 13:58:37 +0000 UTC]

I fought the bondage of classes. The politerian masses.

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-17 08:45:50 +0000 UTC]

*proletariat masses

Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-17 13:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Let's start with you there Frankenstein!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-20 22:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Looking like something out of R. L. Stine!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-20 22:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Its hip hop chowder red over white!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-21 02:43:19 +0000 UTC]

'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-21 02:51:01 +0000 UTC]

And Jospeh you supposed to by my right hand man!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-21 15:49:14 +0000 UTC]

But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-21 16:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Our whole future was bright. You let you hearts grow dark!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-24 15:52:15 +0000 UTC]

And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-25 00:23:53 +0000 UTC]

Knock knock. Did somebody say birthmarcks?

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-25 01:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-25 05:33:58 +0000 UTC]

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold.

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-25 06:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-25 15:35:08 +0000 UTC]

No doubt. If your name ends with in time to get out.

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-26 02:46:46 +0000 UTC]

I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-26 02:48:47 +0000 UTC]

Tore down that wall like the Kool Laid man! Oh yeah!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-27 15:38:43 +0000 UTC]

You two need yoga, you need a shower, and you all need to learn how to handle real power.

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-27 19:02:14 +0000 UTC]

Did someone say real power?

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-28 02:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Да, you want to mess with me? I spit hot borscht while I'm crushing these beats.

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-28 04:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Blowin up like a tuba while I'm fallin in Cuba. Doin judo moves and schoolin to ever communist cyka!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-28 05:09:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-28 05:26:01 +0000 UTC]

The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comread come at me!

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freakkout In reply to joshvirgin [2014-06-28 05:47:15 +0000 UTC]

You don't what you're doin' when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin

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joshvirgin In reply to freakkout [2014-06-29 01:19:41 +0000 UTC]

You'll find ex cp is the best mc in the emccp!

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joshvirgin In reply to joshvirgin [2014-07-02 01:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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