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Published: 2008-01-19 11:38:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 4741; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 433
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It might be Crash she flirts with, but we all know who really gets the girl in the end.
Ebenezer Von Clutch and Pasadena O' Possum, from Crash Tag Team Racing. Von Clutch owns the racing theme park, and Pasadena is the park's key racer. I really like Von Clutch, despite his awful German accent. Pasadena I don't like so much, I'm sorry to say. I really did try, I did, she's just too stereotypically American for me, even if it's intentional. (An irony, considering Von Clutch is a sterotypical ebil German)
Nevertheless, I had fun drawing Pasadena AND Von Clutch. XD I thought they'd sort of make a hilarious couple.
I haven't done anything in photoshop in a while, so I thought it'd be fun to practise some colouring. I didn't outline this picture, as it was a sketch, so I couldn't do the easy method of selecting an area and colouring it, I had to "paint it" so to speak. T'was an experience!
Anyway, nothing much else to see here, move along...
Pasadena and Von Clutch aren't mine. Dunno whose they are, but they ain't mine.
I drew this picture.
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I find this ship pretty odd because Von Clutch is Pasadena's boss and I think those types of relationships are odd but overall this is super cute! :3
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Like Hell there isn't anything else to see here. Yeah I know, I'm a perv. At least I like these two.
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Ich wollte nicht kommen sehen .. aber es ist nett, trotzdem.
*Here's the translation: I didn't see this coming.. but it's cute anyway.*
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Dankeschon, es ist gut das Sie es nett findet!
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Ja, ist es a cute Bild. Von Kupplung braucht eine Dame ja.
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*laughs* Interesting pairing; now they can both drive each other nuts. Either way I like Von Clutch; he's such a psychotic bastard on the race tracks. (But I make him more psychotic, so yeah.)
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Haha, yes, I imagine that'd be the way they'd both be if they were actually a couple. I like Von Clutch too, psychotic bastard is the perfect phrase to describe him. Tiny nuclear bombs everywhere for everyone!
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I found out that he really dishes out some tough love; if I do 50 K.O.'s on the race tracks he'd snide at me (I'm assuming it's me), with "Something smells bad..because your shooting STINKS!!"
(by now I'm thinking WTF mother f**ker!?), but if I shoot down 19 people, then I get "BEER AND WIENERS FOR EVERYONE!!!" (Then I crack up at the queer-ness that I see in this. I'm messed up, ja?)
So I guess this dummkopf works better verbal statements on the odd number of kills. *shrugs* Highest # of race-track deaths inflicted was about close to 60.
Okay, back to the picture: Sterotypical Texan-style possum hooking up with the Deutsch (German).....poor Von Clutch would be drunk more often than sober; that just might be the only time that Pasadena would be tolerable.
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Jfc 60 with Von Clutch? You may possibly be Crash Racing Jesus. That's pretty funny though, I haven't heard him say those lines (haha Beer and Wieners for everyone that is the best. And rather queer indeed). The phrases do work on some odd calculations, I wonder if there's any set requirements for some of the phrases, or if they're all just random. Hmm...
Ugh, yes, Pasadena isn't exactly someone anyone should be hanging around with if they value their brain cells. Oktoberfest all year round!
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Made it to 63 in the victim count as the Clutch last night..only because the driver kept slowing down in the race track. Normally, that really pisses me off to go from 1st to 5th, to whatever; that time I just played it cool, nuked everybody with everything we had, and took the body count to 63.
Now I REALLY like that prickly little S.O.B.
As of year-round Oktoberfest....HELL YEAH: instead of "beer and wieners for everybody" it should just be "Beer and food and more beer and wild animal sex for everyone..."Now, that sounds better ja?
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By the way, nice tribute to two more characters that never came back in the later Crash games. That hurts, I cry.
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Well, at least ju din't call me .
But, Von Clutch knows the guy..and I'll tell him ju said "Hallo."
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Danke fΓΌr das Lachen, aber wir sind nicht so verdammt schlecht.
-Thanks for the laugh, but we aren't that damn bad.-
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I know.
: He, kommen Sie noch mit mir zu Oktoberfest?
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Bringen Sie das Bier und die wilden Frauen, und wir sind gut.
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Nice... I like the drawing. It's too bad Pasadena only showed up once in Crash Tag-Team Racing. She vanished after that and hasn't returned in another crash game since. I think it's a shame cause she actually looked good in a crash game. Not to mention She and coco bandicoot looks pretty cute together. During the game Coco will seem to bulid a sort of friendship bond with Pasadena. I guess she likes her because she's a mechical genius and Coco does work with machices a little bit. I hope Pasadena comes back for another round in a new crash game!
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Thank you! Yeah, it is a shame she never turned up again, I would have liked to have seen at least a vague nod to Tag-Team Racing in the form of Pasadena being included in one of the newer games. If even just as a side character! That's an interesting observation about Pasadena and Coco, perhaps the developers could reintroduce her as one of Coco's buddies in a new game? It'd work, and we'd get Pasadena back into whatever the storyline happens to be... Fans can but hope, I guess!
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Aww 
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Thank you very much! Haha, yes, it's a pretty weird couple...
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i think pasadena is a natural flirter, she can never choose who she likes so she fronts like she's going out with one but is actually hitched with some other guy. but that's me this is you. you rock w/th drawing. 've never seen von clutch b4 so this was a shock. he looks like a nazi grinch. lol
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I agree with that assessment too, she really does seem like the kind of girl who'd keep her options open, so to speak.
Thank you very much! Lol, he really does look like a Nazi Grinch! XD I'll have to draw him for Christmas!
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yeah! lol. but today i found some one even more "optional" than her, TAWNA BANDICOOT! lol apparently she's been with crash pinstripe dingodile and koala kong. geeze! town bike indeed!
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Koala Kong! Owch, nasty! Tawna sure isn't fussy, I guess! D:
Lol I only know of her from Boom Bang!, in which (if you play as her), she does aerobics exercises while you're waiting for your turn. In tiny short shorts, that is. XD
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lolerz yeah. she was in cb1 and boom bang. boom bang indeed emphasis on the BANG lolerz. aerobics?! damn my gramma doesn't even do that. hey anyways i've had a look at summa your new stuff, you do pretty good. oh and when you DO do that nazi grinch pic, i can't wait to see it
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Ah, Cb1! I still really need to play that game. OH LOL. XD
Thank you very much! 
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yeah! her un-revamped version is prettier i have to say. lol i did some anti fan art of her though. yipes!
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only mild anti fan art, nuddin yucky er anything. just overly chibi anime lol. and yeah the old crash characters designs just can't be replaced. (i speak for mmyself) the new tawna, crunch, and tiny tiger are a little tough to getused to. so anyways do you play on ps3 or 2
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Lol, cool! Yeah, I got into Crash when they'd already redesigned everyone, I reckon it would be so hard to get used to them. I must say I am especially disappointed with Tiny's change, even though I'm used to his current design. His older one seems to make more sense with the other characters!
I play mostly on Gamecube (lol), but occasionally I get to play some of the other games on a PS2.
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i know! in my story though he is a replacement for tiny. you know an alter ego lol. yeah i wonder if taawna'll be revamped into the next game.
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Lol that'd be really funny! XD
I reckon it'd make sense if she turned up in a later game, even if it was just a passing mention joke or something.
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they'd make her like super over egzaggerated like crunch and tiny lol
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Lol she'd probably take someone's eye out If You Know What I Mean!
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lol! yeah but after all according to my epic tales and crap i think she'd be a good mom ironically lol! well good considering she's mafia.
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Well, considering the Mafia I reckon she'd be very protective of her kids!
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well yes considering in my stories pinstripe is a crappy father i made her a good mom. plus aside from bein promiscuos she reminds me of MY mom O_______o
yeh i feel sorry for the ignorant who make fun of the mafia due to a bad reputation...they're nice people if you don't mess with them i went to school with a kid who was involved through his parents and during world war two my family was protected by 'em...so i have not much against them.
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Fair enough, needs to even it out! Lol, that's a little weird, but still pretty cool!
That's pretty interesting, especially about your family! Yeah, a lot of people forget that the Mafia is typically Organised crime, so there are codes and rules that they generally abide to.
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You can't look at either of them without smiling.
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Thanks very much!
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Pasadene looks so cute in your style
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Thanks! I had a heap of fun drawing her!
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