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Published: 2021-09-27 00:40:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 997; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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This is Jim.


Jim is an accountant.

One day, during a heated quarterly review meeting he decided that maybe accounting wasn't all it was cracked up to be, so he counted beans until he could don the Armor of Domination.


Every day he came to work in the Armor, his bosses and peers criticized him for preferring to wear a suit of metal but even as he manned the copy machine or tabulated record-breaking accounts... he knew it was right to wear it.


Then, as fate would have it, a Dragon appeared at the firm. Snogslag demanded to know why the sum of his hoard was not keeping up with the expected growth rate compared to inflation and told all the accountants that if they did not include his Hoard in at least the Top 5 Investments of Fire Mountain, he'd burn the entire facility to the ground.


Shivering in their loafers and canvas blazers, the Accountants didn't know what to do.


But Jim knew what to do.

He challenged Snogslag to a battle of legal wiles, tanking the entire hoard in lawyer debt so deep it would take no less than fourteen independent studies to compare the Hoard's worth equal to that of a single mall.


With Snogslag out of the picture, Jim was no longer teased for wearing his armor. He was a true hero and invited back to Accountant Games everywhere.


... please enjoy this picture, it was a lot of fun to paint.

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