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U1trawoman — Halloween 2012
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NSEA Briefing November 4, 2012Subject: Superhero Prank or Terrorist Attack?
On 31 October, 2012, at 2115 hours, an unknown metahuman egged Number One Observatory Circle, the home of the Vice President of the United States. This was accomplished utilizing an estimated three tons of eggs dumped from a delivery truck which was left on the scene.
Forty five minutes later at 2200 hours, a metahuman believed to be the same UNSUB utilized over 1200 rolls of Charming bath tissue to “Tee-Pee” 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and the surrounding grounds.
The subject remains unidentified at this time. The prevailing theories however are that the Soviet Superwoman, wearing a blonde wig is responsible for the activity, or the villainess Ultrawoman wearing the Soviet’s costume.
This most excellent piece of art courtesy of :
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Comments: 49
Beautiful pic and I love how the only light on her is a glow from beneath her as she flies in the darkness to remain unseen. Awesome job with her sheepish grin and body work. I don't care who it is under the wig or costume, she's gorgeous
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Ultrawoman must have lost a bet to Dark Star to be wearing that outfit.
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Just proving that i can wear it better, Lover
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I would just assume it would look better on you. Even you wearing a potato sack would look good on you and also an improvement over that SSW's outfit.
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Hmmm, which of those two possibilities is the most likely choice. Let me consult some polls before I make my vote...
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The verdict is in. Ultrawoman wins by a landslide
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I think I''d still prefer to trick or treat, I like getting free candy 
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Well if you ar going to tee-pee a house, go big!
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"Clearly this was not me. Even by radar they can see that my ass is not that fat."
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Not to mention the radar return on your flat chest is distinct.
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Oh you mean 2-dimensional, like your personality?
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I am up for it if SSW is. And even if she isn't there are still ways...
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great work by cele, but I'm gonna go with Ultra pulling a nasty prank on the White House here (Olga would be more likely to drop off candy than pranks)
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True. Based on her butt size, Olga keeps a plentiful supply of candy available.
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My dear Ultra, that being said, to what sweet do u attribute those glorious & full glutes of yours to? (oh, no u didn't! Yep, I did!)
(runs for cover)
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Actually, 1500 Pennsylvania is the Treasury Dept bldg. Now she doesn't actually say the toilet paper was meant for the White House so it remains to be seen if this is a blonde moment or...the Treasury, eh...has someone counted the money since the incident?
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Eggs and TP! There's a combination I've not heard in a long time. Brings back fond memories
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Well after that tantrum of Eden Island, I guess you never will.
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Indeed, I heard the phrase "If you can't beat it, join it." but this is going a little too far.
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She was at home, with the porch light off, avoiding the trick or treaters.
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Watching documentaries on Nikola Tessla or Joseph Stalin no less.
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She probably gets extremely pissed finding out that a jealous woman has been stealing her dry cleaning.
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Thank you very much. It is quite evident to any person of sophistication with a keen fashion sense, that Vyr-Na wears it better than Olga.
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*cough* slut....excuse me. I didn't mean to cough before I said slut.
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Yes she is. I mean. How do you think I got the costume?
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The only part of the report missing was when the mysterious perp pointed at the results of her work and executed a nearly flawless Nelson-esque "Ha-ha!"
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Of course it was perfectly executed. We ARE talking about Ultra here
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Of course. That's a given.
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Nicely done!
Did I say U1trawoman looks good in Olgas costume? Good I hope I dont get kicked in my nuts!
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It was the scariest thing she could dress up as for Halloween And I think she wears it better than the red menace
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Thank you very much. And thank you again for the art!
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Anytime. This one was strangely easy compared with some of the other projects I've been taking on lately.
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