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Published: 2007-07-03 12:56:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 118782; Favourites: 5541; Downloads: 1000
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Everything but the last panel actually happened 8D;;;I've had this habit of answering my mobile by saying 'talk dirty to me' so I've answered my phone a couple of times like that.
Luke is my brother btw 8D;;
I thought I'd draw a more RL version of Az. My hair is actually this colour o3o the blonde tips are fading though ):
Other fun ways to answer the phone! 8D
While some people are going to answer the phone like I just did then why not try these out!?
-'town/suburb' Circumcisions. You flop 'em. We chop 'em.
-MOSHI MOSHI!?!?!? D8<
-Deviant Sex Chat
-Hi! sorry this isn't a good time, I'm about to sacrifice my goat.
These are from ~AshiAshi
-Thanks, just when I had finally gotten the mood, YOU HAD TO CALL ME
-2 Fried chicken and a medium cola please
-Omg!! Is it really you? I can't believe it, you're the first one to call me in years!! This is the happiest day of my life ;A;
Az, Dace, Art (c) Me. Az. *frzdragon
Drawn on Paper. Inked and coloured on PhotoShop CS
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i like the comic thingie, and the suggested ways of answering phones. u want a couple of others???
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lololololololololol
More ways to answer the fone:
Hey babe/sexy!
I dont care who you are ima gonna bust a cap in your ass!
Hello you have reached Mafia headquarters. Whom do you wish iced?
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XDD omg, roflmao...
sux to be u....
that possibly cudn't be as bad as the time I tried to read a shounen-ai manga on the airplane...with my dad nxt to me...
Dad: omgwtf11111????? wtc r they doing?? ARE THEY GAY!!!!!! WAT ARE U READING!!! HOMGWTF??
me:.....=,=;;;;;;dad...sh00sh ppl are staring.....and wat did I say about reading over my shoulder!!!???
>>; last time I try that.....
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Wow aparently Dace didn't shut up since you posted the one X-rated pic on the internet. Jeez harsh. LOL.
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OMG... You rock... XDXD I love dis...
I should start answering my cell like that... I'd probably give my friends hernias since I don't usually say stuff like that XDXD
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MOSHI MOSHI!?!?!? D8< AHA. XD LAWL. holy crap its grandma XD
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Ha! Az looks so cute! I like guys with scars... not emotional ones though. I usually just answer the phone like, "Yo." In a totally serious way. My family used to complain to me about it, like, "that's not a proper way to answer the telephone." But what you say is genius. I'll probably try the goat one.
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.......aa........hahahhahahahhahahhahahaHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! XD
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XD something like that happened to me when my grandmother called
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hmm, reading your comments, i feel saddened that one of my favourite ways to answer is not up there...
if you answer the phone with 'Operator'; you can have some fun... i.e. a friend of mine started to answer with operator, and his girlfriend hung up thinking she had actually called an operator... happened 3 times in a row.
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i hope you will let me know what happens when you do.
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WOOOW this made my dayy.....I love the facial expressions!! It's priceless. Wonderful work here ^^
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I have several ways to answer my phone:
'City Morgue, You Bag 'Em We Tag 'Em.'
'City Morgue, You Kill 'Em We Chill 'Em.'
'Vampire Whore House, We Suck In More Ways Than One!'
And those are just a few!
I particullary like the VWH one.
xD
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OMG. My 7th grade science teacher told us how his family owns a funeral home and he told us that thier motto was "You kill 'em, we chill 'em"
We all knew he was lying but YOU JUST REMINDED ME OF IT
lul
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*gasp* chill! that sounds so much better, that could be it actually....since it rhymes with "kill" and all *dies because of horrible memory*
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hahahaha, how about "city morg you stab 'em we slab 'em" lol
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yeah, i was thinking that too. XD
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You know,after I watched this...my grandma called.
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haha, i have a friend in my art class *the teacher would often walk out somewhere and . . was always asked to answer the phone when it rang* and she would tell me to answer the phone saying a couple of things...let's see if i can remember it correctly "City Morgue-You kill them We freeze them" or something like that. get back to me when school starts again and i can ask what it was ^_^' XD
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where the .. there is supposed to be "I" but is didn't show up. ^_^'
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XD very cool drawings and so funny! my dad normally answers with
'*insert town name* loony house' lol
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"Holy Crap, It's Grandma!!!" My favorite panel XD!!! Love the expressions, veyr aweosme!
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Just why the hell 'talkdirty to me' ?
And what does your character means by caller ID? Didn't you see that the number are from your granny? =x
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omg that so funny! and blaming it on your brother - ni~ce. i blame my siblings all too often..im the oldest so im most trusted nd stuff so it's like nyaa-ha!
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XD This is just...too funny. And shifting blame to your brother, that is awesome. I wish I had siblings for this sort of situation, it comes in handy~
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:rol: what a action :rol:
Your style is awsome!
Great work ! Best wishes
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Wow, that's supa great. I'm going to have to do that now. ::grins at the thought:: How crafty of you!! 10 points!
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Oh my god, that actually happened?! XDDD Oh my god I feel so bad for you! That has GOT to be embarassing. Still, it makes a hilarious story.
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I usually just pick up the phone 'Yeah?' I have caller ID. My sister calls me rude. No. I just know when it's my friends; they don't care.
What you really do is pick up the phone, and with a British accent, say, "Hello, this is Fruit fo the Loom Co., how can I help you ma'am or sir?" Or you call someone, preferably a boy, and when they pick up, say with a British accent, "Hello, this is Abbey, I'm calling on behalf of the Fruit of the Loom company! I'm calling for one Mr. or Ms. (example name) Logan To to confirm their order of fifteen pairs of used lady's underwear." (saying 'knickers' or '
""Hello, this is Abbey, I'm calling on behalf of the Fruit of the Loom company! I'm calling for one Mr. or Ms. Andrew Moody to confirm their order of fifteen pairs of used lady's knickers."
"Sweet. This is him. When can you have them here by? My collection is almost complete! And they're comfy."
"Alright, thank you for confirmation. They will be delivered there within four to six weeks."
"Aw, so long? Damn."
"I'm sorry, sir. But... I must say... I find that you wear used lady's underwear... well, I find it very sexy."
"Really? So do I. :333"
"Why, you sexy beast!"
It continued on and on like that for a while. I was at a sleep over while this was happening,a nd all my firneds had to tape their mouths so they wouldn't laugh. It was the best sleepover birthday ever. Ah, good times, good times. And he never figured out it was us, though we did go up to him and ask if he got his order yet. XDDDD Ah, fond memories...
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