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Jukebox in the corner

Long hot summer

They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance

What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s

Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer

Elevator down to my make believe residency

From the honeymoon suite

Two shows a day, four nights a week

Easy money

So who you gonna call?
The martini police

star treatment - arctic monkeys

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i used to think tranquility base hotel and casino was a bad album then alex turner showed up to my house and told me to shut my bitch ass up and give it another listen
i really like albums that tell a story or have some sort of aesthetic/concept/whatever that goes with it
especially in music videos or live performances hence why i really like mcr
also it just bops 🤷‍♂️

anyway!! this is the italicized text man from that comic that i don't like talking about all of a sudden

> this is malcolm, but please just call him mac (it makes him sound cool, his words not mine) and he manages a hotel in the middle of nowhere
> the hotel (what i have yet to name) is his fucking baby. nothing, with the exception of his boyfriend patrick, comes before the hotel
> i don't know shit about hotel management but you can catch him at the front desk telling dad jokes to the guests and staff (if management works the front desk idk)
> pretty bubbly, happy-go-lucky kind of guy but don't come for his boyfriend because that can change in a millisecond
> lives in the hotel, room 505 (are you tired of these arctic monkeys references)
> yes, his nose is bleeding and that's due to his cocaine use (for the record, i don't condone any drug use of any kind, the only thing you should be getting high on is life)
> he and a band (made up of hotel staff) perform shows for the guests on occasion
> speaking of which, he loves performing. it give him opportunity to be as extra as he wants
> also he gets really into it, like moaning into the microphone kinda into it i just really like it when guys moan???

Description

Jukebox in the corner

Long hot summer

They've got a film up on the wall and it's dark enough to dance

What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s

Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer

Elevator down to my make believe residency

From the honeymoon suite

Two shows a day, four nights a week

Easy money

So who you gonna call?
The martini police

star treatment - arctic monkeys

----

i used to think tranquility base hotel and casino was a bad album then alex turner showed up to my house and told me to shut my bitch ass up and give it another listen
i really like albums that tell a story or have some sort of aesthetic/concept/whatever that goes with it
especially in music videos or live performances hence why i really like mcr
also it just bops 🤷‍♂️

anyway!! this is the italicized text man from that comic that i don't like talking about all of a sudden

> this is malcolm, but please just call him mac (it makes him sound cool, his words not mine) and he manages a hotel in the middle of nowhere
> the hotel (what i have yet to name) is his fucking baby. nothing, with the exception of his boyfriend patrick, comes before the hotel
> i don't know shit about hotel management but you can catch him at the front desk telling dad jokes to the guests and staff (if management works the front desk idk)
> pretty bubbly, happy-go-lucky kind of guy but don't come for his boyfriend because that can change in a millisecond
> lives in the hotel, room 505 (are you tired of these arctic monkeys references)
> yes, his nose is bleeding and that's due to his cocaine use (for the record, i don't condone any drug use of any kind, the only thing you should be getting high on is life)
> he and a band (made up of hotel staff) perform shows for the guests on occasion
> speaking of which, he loves performing. it give him opportunity to be as extra as he wants
> also he gets really into it, like moaning into the microphone kinda into it i just really like it when guys moan???