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UltimateShadow111 β ZAGR - Taste of Blood Take Two
Published: 2013-08-29 19:37:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1799; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 9
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-Return of the papercuts-This time they got Gaz! D: Fortunately, Zim remembers what she did when the same thing happened to him and applies his newly-aquired knowledge.
...Turns out humans blood is as alien to him as irken blood is to Gaz. Who could've known.
Dib was waiting for his sister, who was supposed to meet him after skool. Sadly, she was too annoyed by her cut to remember. Plus, the alien who insists on walking her home for a while, didn't remind her, even though he knew. Oh, how he knew.
Don't leave Dib alone for too long, or angry mobs with pitchforks and torches will go after him.
About as messy as the first part: ultimateshadow111.deviantart.cβ¦
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How would you react to an angry mob chasing you?
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Dib can never stay in one place for long, or they'll find him
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PAIN WITH OUT LOVE
PAIN I LIKE IT ROUGH
PAIN I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!
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More like "let's start a riot, a riot and chop his crazy head right off to make him shut up for good"
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When I was in the 3rd grade
I thought that I was gay
Cause I could draw,Β my uncle was
And I kept my room straight
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face
She's like, "Ben, you've loved girls since before Pre-K!"
Tripping, yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she?
A bunch of stereotypes all in my head
I remember doing the math, like
"Yeah, I'm good at little league"
A pre-conceived idea of what it all meant
For those that like the same sex had the characteristics
The right-wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made, rewiring of a pre-disposition, playing God
Ahh, nah, here we go
America the brave still fears what we don't know
And "God loves all his children" is somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a book written thirty-five hundred years ago
I don't know
Β
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*o*
*too awestruck to say anything else*
...But it's true. I can't do anything but agree with this.
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HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDUHJDTYHUTHJURSTGEWFUJDRGTHFHKGHYGHΒ
...Β
ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*runs away, flailing and screaming*
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I'LL EAT YOUR LEGS!!!!!!! *chasing*
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NOOOOO!!!!!! D'x I need them to run from you! *keeps running*
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IMA EAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOΒ
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i just went on a killing rampage on club penguin
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As long as that spares me, go ahead, kill them, KILL THEM ALL!!!
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21.5909090909 my result on a 'am i insane' quiz O_O
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I'M OUT OF MY MIND
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That's perfectly understandable.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UHRX⦠REMEMBER WHEN YOU RAN AWAY!
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Yes.
It was horrible. ;-;
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Huh. That looks interesting.
GIVE YOUR BLOOD TO ZiM, FEMALE! I COMMAND YOU!
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Okay! *holds out finger with papercut on it to Zim* <3
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Yes, and it tastes quite nice!
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It does? *quickly slides tongue over the cut* *flinches* Not... quite... It has a fairly interesting taste to it, but nothing about it makes me wanna have more.
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Hm, ok! What does your blood taste like?
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Kinda minty, but YOU will never know.
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But...whyyy?
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BECAUSE I am ZiM!
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Yes you are, and you are the best *coughirkencough* HUMAN ever. *looks around to make sure noone heard my clever cough coding*
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*backs off as you cough* Are you sick? If so, stay away with your filthy germs of filthy dirt.
As much as I have to agree with you, ZiM is INDEED the best NORMAL human ever.
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*chuckles* I'm not sick. And yes, you are the best. Not like Dib. He's annoying.
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*nods* He is indeed. And his head is GINORMOUS.
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I always thought that was some sort of disease? Is his head just really big for no reason?
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I think so.
Ironically, it's pretty empty too, since he is really stupid.
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Yeah *laughs*
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So you know him.
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Mhm, I've met him a few time. I kicked him in the crotch once.
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For that, you deserve a medal. And my respect. But keep your feet away from me.
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Ahaha, of coarse, Zim. ^^ I would only hurt Dib.
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I like that attitude. Very encourageable.
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Hmhm, of coarse it is. And besides, Dib deserves it. He's such a little punk.
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You mean his hair and the way it floats, TAUNTING ZiM?!
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YES WHY MUST IT FLOAT
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WHYYYY must it disobey the laws of gravity?!
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