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ultimateZ — Pink Wants to Do Adult Things

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Published: 2019-09-12 11:16:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 17733; Favourites: 506; Downloads: 35
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Description I recycled a joke  did. I'm not sorry.
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VanishingWisp [2023-05-06 03:34:00 +0000 UTC]

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JeshuaMorbus [2022-12-03 16:19:07 +0000 UTC]

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UltraMan807 [2022-09-18 03:37:49 +0000 UTC]

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tylerleached14 [2021-12-20 02:20:33 +0000 UTC]

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JeshuaMorbus In reply to tylerleached14 [2024-05-01 08:26:45 +0000 UTC]

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CarbonKnite In reply to JeshuaMorbus [2024-05-15 23:27:23 +0000 UTC]

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JeshuaMorbus In reply to CarbonKnite [2024-05-16 00:07:15 +0000 UTC]

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MewSuperKawaii [2021-12-19 01:49:23 +0000 UTC]

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Darkdealer65 [2020-08-15 10:58:39 +0000 UTC]

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The-Artist-64 [2020-03-09 02:31:42 +0000 UTC]

Bruh I wish Spinel could do my taxes

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QuinnTheRabbit In reply to The-Artist-64 [2020-09-15 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]

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EcliptorCalrissian [2019-12-05 08:19:08 +0000 UTC]

[cue alternate timeline where that alone made Pink decide she was just fine being the Diamonds' bratty kid sister]

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ultimateZ In reply to EcliptorCalrissian [2019-12-05 09:42:46 +0000 UTC]

And then the Diamonds conquer earth but realize it's beauty and leave Pink behind by herself but comes back with a new style and a few new toys and oh HO HO, HERE WE GO AGAIN!

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bbb35 [2019-11-27 22:49:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL Love it

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Zer0SugarStitches [2019-11-01 15:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Pink:..... HERE IN THE GARDEN-

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Guntherson962 In reply to Zer0SugarStitches [2019-11-30 07:35:19 +0000 UTC]

: NO! None of that. Shame on you.

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NullRidley In reply to Zer0SugarStitches [2019-11-11 02:53:26 +0000 UTC]

NOPE WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT

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ultimateZ In reply to Zer0SugarStitches [2019-11-01 22:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Aww NO!

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269-million [2019-11-01 08:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Pink's face at the end. Course, if you qualify for a tax refund, that's pretty sweet.

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AngrySinn [2019-10-08 18:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Spinel: Like getting a job or something?

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Frostgiantarmy [2019-10-04 17:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Pink:no I meant the fun adult things, like having a human "tumble my rocks."

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Drpepper1152002 In reply to Frostgiantarmy [2019-10-05 00:25:33 +0000 UTC]

Spinel: Why would a human, push over your rocks?

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Jioseph-superfan63 [2019-09-30 17:05:29 +0000 UTC]

This is what being adult is like and I don't like it

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josejr22 [2019-09-26 16:12:18 +0000 UTC]

Pink diamond: .....sure. let's go with that

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KannaAsa [2019-09-25 20:11:10 +0000 UTC]

You say that now, but later you want to go back so badly!

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ultimateZ In reply to KannaAsa [2019-09-25 20:45:47 +0000 UTC]

As soon as the reality of responsibility sets in, you realize it's too late to turn back. 

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RomWatt [2019-09-22 08:08:10 +0000 UTC]

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ultimateZ In reply to RomWatt [2019-09-22 08:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Right?

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Darkdragonsaiyan420 [2019-09-17 02:53:49 +0000 UTC]

It was a good try 

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shapekiller45 [2019-09-15 19:45:11 +0000 UTC]

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Drpepper1152002 In reply to shapekiller45 [2019-09-15 19:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Who is virus?

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shapekiller45 In reply to Drpepper1152002 [2019-09-15 19:58:16 +0000 UTC]

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Drpepper1152002 In reply to shapekiller45 [2019-09-15 20:08:02 +0000 UTC]

Ah

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shapekiller45 In reply to Drpepper1152002 [2019-09-15 20:13:36 +0000 UTC]

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Drpepper1152002 [2019-09-15 13:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Pink diamond: Spinel....just.....Ugh!

Spinel: Whhaat? You said adult things. You didn't say what kind.

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FoxenaXGoldie [2019-09-14 20:33:35 +0000 UTC]

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Twidashfan1990 [2019-09-13 07:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Do gems even have taxes? Do gems even have MONEY!?

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ultimateZ In reply to Twidashfan1990 [2019-09-13 09:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Considering the various gadgets and vehicles and colonialism for resources it could be said gems have some form of economy.

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Samastol In reply to ultimateZ [2019-09-15 02:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Actually, from the looks of things, I don't think they do. Why bother with money when your minions need neither rest nor food? Clothes are a non-issue as well. 
From what I've seen, the Gems, as a species, seem to act more like a hive of insects than an actual civilization. They build a lot, but it's either for function or veneration. Resources are taken by force, or exploited from dead worlds. Work is done by specialized entities. Hobbies, breaks, and leisure time/activities appear non-existent, so no cash in that corner. The Diamond Authority (as we shall refer to the Gem society) has no need of any of the trappings of an organic race beyond what their vanity desires, and loyalty appears to be so ingrained into the lower echelons that it took a diamond (albeit disguised) to get them to start thinking for themselves and rebel.
In the end, they'd have no need or inclination to develop economic means beyond the most basic of barter systems, and its more likely Gems are 'paid' for their labor in resources or other items they want/need based on some kind of allotment system. 

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TheforgottenSiren [2019-09-13 01:11:27 +0000 UTC]

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Tricia-of-Mewni [2019-09-12 23:28:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Perfect

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