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ultimateZ — Pink Wants to Do Adult Things
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Published: 2019-09-12 11:16:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 17938; Favourites: 506; Downloads: 35
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[cue alternate timeline where that alone made Pink decide she was just fine being the Diamonds' bratty kid sister]
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And then the Diamonds conquer earth but realize it's beauty and leave Pink behind by herself but comes back with a new style and a few new toys and oh HO HO, HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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: NO! None of that. Shame on you.
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NOPE WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT
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Pink:no I meant the fun adult things, like having a human "tumble my rocks."
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Spinel: Why would a human, push over your rocks?
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This is what being adult is like and I don't like it
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You say that now, but later you want to go back so badly!
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As soon as the reality of responsibility sets in, you realize it's too late to turn back.
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Pink diamond: Spinel....just.....Ugh!
Spinel: Whhaat? You said adult things. You didn't say what kind.
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Do gems even have taxes? Do gems even have MONEY!?
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Considering the various gadgets and vehicles and colonialism for resources it could be said gems have some form of economy.
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Actually, from the looks of things, I don't think they do. Why bother with money when your minions need neither rest nor food? Clothes are a non-issue as well.
From what I've seen, the Gems, as a species, seem to act more like a hive of insects than an actual civilization. They build a lot, but it's either for function or veneration. Resources are taken by force, or exploited from dead worlds. Work is done by specialized entities. Hobbies, breaks, and leisure time/activities appear non-existent, so no cash in that corner. The Diamond Authority (as we shall refer to the Gem society) has no need of any of the trappings of an organic race beyond what their vanity desires, and loyalty appears to be so ingrained into the lower echelons that it took a diamond (albeit disguised) to get them to start thinking for themselves and rebel.
In the end, they'd have no need or inclination to develop economic means beyond the most basic of barter systems, and its more likely Gems are 'paid' for their labor in resources or other items they want/need based on some kind of allotment system.
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