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UncleWoodstock — How NOT To Deal With Your Ex
Published: 2009-08-23 20:23:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1254; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 9
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This came from the actual news of my EX breaking up with her boyfriend Carlos who I portray in several of my cartoons as Nay's nemesis.I'm ashamed to admit that the thought said in the second to last panel actually went thru my mind, thats the problem when you with your first love. So that's why I did this cartoon, as a reminder to myself that it would be the most stupidest thing to do if I actually tried to get back with her
If you have a spare backbone lying around, please mail it to me, I really need it
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Well,u know those stages u go tru after getting dumped?well,im in my 'PLEASE TAKE ME BACK I'LL DO ANYTHING' fase.
So...yeah..and im going home after a month of being here (where my Uni is) and idk if he's got a new gf or what,and i know it's smarter if i don't get back with him.
But it somehow doesn't feel like it's ended the way it should have,u know?
sorry for bugging.
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Ahhhh i get you now, I'm really sorry about that
I dont know the full situation so i will only guess, if he was the one that dumped you, then hes not worth the effort of being sad about him
Please i'm happy to be bugged
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He's got a new gf and i just failed half of my math exam-the oral part. *headdesk*
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As for the exam, they can always be retaken
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Im not sad,im devostated.and i dont want to get back home anymore.i just want to stay here and cry.and wake up realising it was all just one hell of a bad,long dream.
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If you dont mind me asking, what happened? I only ask cause i really dont want you being sad
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He's my first true love,and we were in a very very serious relationship.we were almost perfect.he was amazing and carefull and loving.and we knew we were gonna get married one day.
but he just 'clicked' at one point,started talking how he wants to be only with his girls-friends and live with them,and in his plans for future there was no me anymore.and he started acting like a jerk towards me,so i had to leave him,just on 2 weeks-so i could pass my exams,i couldnt do that while crying over him.well,after that,i realized that i dont function without him,and we got back together.and everything was perfect again.
Untill he started ditching me over his frnds again.
And then he just stopped making any contact with me.
And i was here,preparing and having finals,and he was home,ignoring my msgs and calls.
He aventually replyed sth yelling at me,and again hung up when i called.and i said 'ok.since u dont wanna talk,ill get that if u dont contact me tonite,u have nothing to talk bout with me and that's it.'
so he didnt call.and we broke up.he deleted me and Iva from everywhere.
We didnt talk since,and i didnt go home since then.and now im going home tomorrow and im scared and i feel robbed. I sent him 'i miss u.' tonite,he didnt reply.
Thats it,pretty much.
Sorry for the essay. XD
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I'm really sorry about that, the guy sounds scummy. To me its all well and good saying that you are in love with someone cause they are nice and sweet and funny and smart blah blah blah. But there is one thing that it even more important then that for love to truly exist, and thats respect.
From the sounds of it, it really didnt sound like he respected you. So my thinking is why the hell should you shed tears for a guy that doesnt? The answer is you shouldnt cause you are a human being and you deserve better then that. I know this is your first love but it really wont be your last. You as every other person on the planet deserves a person that will not only adore them but respect them and treat them justly and right. When that person comes, who loves you for all of your inperfections and flaws and you love him for all of his, thats the person to give your attention to, not a silly twat that wants to be a jackass with his friends
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Hes acting as if i wasnt here...it screwed up my night.
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It sounds like you are getting angry at him, thats good, he deserves it
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Im not angry anymore,now i just want to call him and cry...help me.stop me.please.
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Dont do that, you are not his doormat
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This was absolutely hilarious 
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Thanks, sadly i really was like this -__-
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Sorry to hear that
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Its ok, i grew some balls since then XD
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XD Aww, well I'm pleased you moved on.
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Thank you kindly
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You're more than welcome
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I got nothing to say except 
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its unavoidable isnt it
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Presents spine replacement due to total lack of emotion.
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XD now that would be funny to see that happening for real
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BOLLOCKS!! that would of been even funnier -_-"
Curse you with your funnier wit then me lol
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You can borrow mine for the time being. I really don't need it!!
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I promise to wash it when i'm done with it
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Aaaaaw bless ya! Cute cartoon! Luv the eyes in the penultimate frame! U already have a spine, u just gotta remember u got it!
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Awww i cant take yours, that wouldnt be right
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you can have it @w@ i dont like the color
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*rips out the spine of an unsuspecting bystander Predator-style* : "Will this do?"
hahaha, this comic wins so hard
My sincerest congratulations, sir, on an immaculately executed joke.
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Its 2 inches to big, but its the thought that counts
I was alittle worried that it was TOO much build up for a joke that wasnt that good, thank you for proving me wrong yet again Miss EB
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No, it's just the opposite: you can sort of guess the joke (well, you can if you've read your other cartoons), but the build-up just makes it so much funnier. Nice job
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No idea what u mean but screw it, thank you
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I'll type slower
To sum up: the bild-up isn't too long
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you don't need her man! be strong! *hands him her spine*
O.O...oh crap *collapses to the floor in a mushy heap due to the lack of her spinal cord* uh...lil help?
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ARGH NOOOOOO!!
*all the Casualty he watches as nay is about the put the spine back in*
You plum, dont give me YOUR spine lol
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*stretches to pop her spine back in* (CRACK) AH! thats better!
anyway did you see the pics?
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all of them!! i uploaded them on my other profile ~coolgal1506
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Not really in most of these, i really wish i didnt leave as soon as i did
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yeah i know 
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Next London meet, i will definitely be there for you to lean on again
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