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Published: 2009-07-20 07:32:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 308; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 14
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Steve... well... -sigh- Steve the Pirate is, to put it extremely bluntly, the worst pirate in the world. He...Good god, he's just... he's terrible.
Like... Terrible like you just found out that your physics professor is actually your school's basketball coach terrible.
He makes Guybrush Threepwood look like fucking Edward Teach, okay?
So here's Steve... trying to cure a deathbot of scurvy by holding an orange to it's head... and screaming his ass off.
I told you he was terrible.
And his outfit looks like he went into his grandparents' attic and grabbed a bunch of shit that might fit.
It's sad really.
I had fun drawing this XD
I hope you enjoy gawking at the audacity that is my imagination!
Deathbot is inspired by a lot of 's latest work.
Go check out the gallery. You will NOT be disappointed.
2B lead [mechanical]
Shaprie and Micron Pens [fine point and .005; for detail]
Prismacolor Color Pencils [Courtesy of ^^]
1.5-2.5 hours
Steve the Pirate (c) UndeadDeviation/-Unknown_User-/Matthew Taylor (that's me)
Deathbot (c)
Oranges (c) hundreds of years of human cultivation.
Scurvy (c) Malnutrition
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Comments: 7
Steve is terrible. Anyone with eyes can see that deathbot is suffering from seasickness not scurvy. I mean look at that green color.
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I know right?
Steve the pirate should go back to being Steve from accounting.
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XD Steve's my favorite pirate now. X3
Silly Steve. Robots don't have scurvey. Or maybe they do. o_. The world shall never know. ;-; (College class + DA = horrible idea. :[)
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I absolutely love the fact he wears a false beard.
Oh Steve.
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False beards are hip.
The younger generations are wearing them like my generation used to wear their pants down bellow their asses/genitalia.
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I told you it was sad... poor, poor delusional Steve.
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