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Published: 2009-07-27 09:05:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1461; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 10
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You know its bad when Mrs. Lovett is offended!Related content
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There was a barber and his wife,
And he was beautiful
A proper artist with a knife,
But they transported him for life.
And he was beautiful...
Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.
TODD:
What was his crime?
LOVETT:
Foolishness.
He had this wife, y'see,
Pretty little thing,
Silly little nit,
Had her chance for the moon on a string.
Poor thing.
Poor thing.
There was this judge, y'see,
Wanted her like mad,
Everyday he sent her a flower
But did she come down from her tower?
Sat up there and sulked by the hour
Poor fool!
Ah, but there was worse yet to come
Pure thing!
Well, Beadle calls on her all polite
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
The judge, he tells her, is all contright.
He blames himself for her dreadful plight.
She must come straight to his house tonight!
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
Of course when she goes there...
Poor thing!
Poor thing!
They're having this ball all in masks.
There's no one she knows there!
Poor dear!
Poor thing!
She wonders, tormented and drinks!
Poor thing!
The judge has repented, she thinks.
Poor thing!
"Oh where is Judge Turpin?" she asks...
He was there, alright!
Only not so contright!
She wasn't no match for such craft, ya see.
And everyone thought it so drull.
They figured she had to be daft, ya see.
So all of them stood there and laughed, ya see!
Poor soul!
Poor thing!
TODD:
NO!
Would no one have mercy on her?
LOVETT:
So it is you. Benjamin Barker.
TODD:
No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now - Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.
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Aha I like how you finished my last comment 
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I'm sorry it took me so long to respond! I like it too. Oh Turpin. How he loves to rape
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It's okay! Oh yes, that creeper of a man.
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And there in lies the problem. (my friend loves those things) *can picture a death match already between her and Miss L. *
Very cute concept, and an appropriate style for the medium. 
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Haha! *ding ding wrestling bell*
Thank you so much! The only good thing to come out of working at McDonald's. ^^
I don't know if I like how my style is progressing...
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It's a process, you'll get the hang of it (personally, I don't see anything that much offending to the eye.... but to each her own, I guess) *shrugs*
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Yeah... McLovett is kind of an older drawing. My style is sort of going in the way of anime molesting Tim Burton for the sake of Disney. Must...up...load...
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This is amazing!
Did you know that the "Apples" In the "apple pies" are not really apples but potatoes with apple flavoring?
Well, that's what I've heard anyways. I wouldn't doubt it.
Potatoes are cheaper.
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They probably are! >< They certainly look and feel that way!
And thank you!
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Lol. No problem.
Those things are nasty...Stupid "Pies"
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I only eat them because I get them half price. Then I regret it... Grrrr.
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Blech. I can't eat them no matter how hard I try.
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^^ The pie is a lie!
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Leave it to Lovett to reveal the truth! I'm glad you like it!
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Sooooo......You're lovin' it? Ha! Thank you a bunches! XD
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definitely mclovin' it
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HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Yes!!!
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haha this is really great! i love that movie and you put it into a modern twist.
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Hehe! Thank you! Who knew being a McEmployee might actually be good for something!? Tim Burton is amazANG!
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omg i know! he is my favorite Producer and director haha
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He is my favorite human in the whole wide galaxy!
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YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
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that...is..AN AWESOME SMILEY!
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This one isn't pixely Hahaha! YES!
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that is like the best smiley i have ever seen no joke XD it's just so happy ^-^
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Soooooo happeh! I lurves it sooo!
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The much more aggressive version of ehhh
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well it could be lol it's just a random out burst
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duuuude! that's so funny because i was gonna send you ta llama icon! XD
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Hahaha! LLAMAS!!! I must have magic psychic skills
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yusss! you read mindz well! the llama powerz are on your side!
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Haha! Your butt fell off
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INORIGHT?! it's ahmazin...
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