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Psst! Hey! Here's one weird trick THEY don't want you to know. Just invest all of your monetary assets with the Pyramid Schemer and you're GUARANTEED* to double your revenue**. Trust him! If you want to get rich quick, there's no way quicker than putting your life and property in his frantically grasping hands. The market is up? That's good! The market is down? That's great! Don't sweat the little details, he's looking out for you! Have you considered buying SchemeCoin?