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unicorn-skydancer08 — Miss Stephenie Can
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Published: 2010-11-05 19:44:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 2673; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 6
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Who can take a vampire,Change him to a wimp?
Turn some weird teenage girl
Into some pathetic gimp?
Miss Stephenie
Miss Stephenie can
Miss Stephenie can, 'cause she mixes it with mush
And makes it all sound good
Who takes a thesaurus,
Chops it into bits?
Makes the main characters
A bunch of idiots?
Miss Stephenie?
Miss Stephenie!
Miss Stephenie can
Miss Stephenie can, 'cause she mixes it with mush
And makes it all sound good
Not to inspire spite,
But what Miss Meyer writes
It's nauseating and outrageous
This crazy craze is contagious
And the fangirls are malicious
Who can take a story
That turns the brain to goo?
Flaunts it right and left
Until we're all just Looney Tunes?
Miss Stephenie
Stephenie Meyer can
Miss Stephenie can
Miss Stephenie can, 'cause she mixes it with mush
And makes it all sound good
And it all sounds good
'Cause Miss Stephenie thinks it should
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Comments: 156
Yeah, I will be fair and give Stephenie Meyer some credit because it is no small feat to write a novel. I also won't bash anyone who reads it and likes it. But when people develop an unhealthy obsession with it, when people think that's a perfect example of true love, when people try to rank it alongside Dickens and Austen as classic literature...that's where I draw the line.
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I love this. I can't help but imagine condescending Wonka saying "So you're a vegetarian because you eat animals? Bunnicula has nothing on you" XD
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This was a lot of fun.
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Yes, it looks like was fun. You're very good with this. I envy you.
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Thank you most kindly!
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I get a strange kick out of these songs.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 
This just made my day.
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Glad to hear that!
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AHahhahahaha, that is awesome! I can't stop laughing.
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Glad to give you a laugh!
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It was great!
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Not one of mine, but I'm glad you love it!
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Oh really?
Well, it was cool anyway.
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Not that I hate it; I just don't feel like it's one of my best.
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Well, it's still so funny.
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This is so perfect. Meyer destroyed vampires. Her's I don't think count as vampires. With the glittering, they might as well be fairies!!!
>.< *smiles* Rant done.
Still, great song.
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I'll never look at vampires or the word "twilight" the same way again.
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Nor I. Ever seen the movie Vampires Suck?
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O.O You should. It's one of the greatest parodies ever. It's completely and utterly dedicated to making Twilight look stupid, and it succeeds.
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I'll think about it.
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I just spat my drink out all over my computer screen laughing so damn hard at this XD
You just won another internet
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Did you really? I'm sorry if I got your computer screen spattered.
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No, it's fine, my laptop screen is okay.
You could be the next weird al, because your parodies are better than the music we have today
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That's possibly the best compliment you could give me.
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I thought you'd like it!
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Hey! I finished the song! Here it is! [link]
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It's terrific! 
Just one question, though: how come the lyrics are different in the video?
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I just had to amend a couple so it would be easier to sing. ^^
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Still, your lyrics rock so hard! ^^
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Oh, and I amended the lyrics juuuuust slightly. =] Like, 3 words. XD Because it flows better. For me. ^^
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Well, I guess if it works better for you that way. It would be nice if you stuck as much to the original version as possible from now on.
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I thought you got it off the simpsons cause they had the same thing....as the Candy man can. [The Garbage man can]
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Nah, I don't care much for "The Simpsons".
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Dang, I was reading your song and it reminded me of it. Sorry for the near mix up. I kinda think though it's similar.
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You're right, they did do something like this on that show. But I was inspired by something else.
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Oh..okay then.^^
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Now you know.
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