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The terrifying IGA Ninjas. Though it is extremely rare, they ARE seen upon occasion. They flit from isle to isle, looking for possible prey. Blending into their surroundings, they train and prepare...

While across the town...

The dreadful Wall Mart assassins, also skilled warriors, prepare for the fight against the IGA Ninjas. They, too, train with all their might, honing their skills to the ultimate level.

While another enemy is also preparing for battle...

General Ronald McDonald, Ronnie to his close friends, stood at the front of McDonald's, awaiting the message that should arrive any moment now with hidden anticipation. Finally, the messenger, a scrawny runt of a man, his face covered in what seems like millions of giant red pimples, sprinted in, giving General McDonald the message before falling over dead from exhaustion. He is dragged out by one random customer, who's eyes seem to be shining with some sort of demented light, saying, "what pretty skin...I shall rub the lotion on the skin..."
General McDonald opens the message, reading the short lines with care.

We shall NEVER surrender!
-The King

Crushing the short note in his gloved hand, General McDonald storms to the counter, grabs the nearest clerk and tells her. "Assemble the troops, Brandi-"
"My name is Bethany-"
"I don't care, Bridget! Go. Tonight we fight!"

While even further downtown...

"General King, General McDonald has received the message and is now assembling the troops."
"Thank you," the King writes on a paper, for he doesn't speak. Never. Not even when he's alone. "Get my children safely tucked away. I don't want Wendy or Huck hurt. Get Kernel Sanders on the line."
"Yes sir, right away, sir!"
"Yes, King? How can I help you?"
"McDonald is making his move, Kernel."
"Thank you, King, I will assemble the army."

...And so the Great Battle ensues. Wall Mart attacked first, under the cover of darkness, silently creeping into IGA, prepared to slaughter them in their sleep. But IGA had a secret weapon... BETTER DEALS (which was code for, longer lighter samurai swords!) And Wall Mart was defeated.

. . . and there was much rejoice . . .

And General McDonald attacked Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken zealously, almost smugly, as if he was already declared winner of the battle. Unfortunately fate got the better of him and he was horribly killed by both The King and Kernel Sanders.

. . . and there was much rejoice . . .

But, during the great after party, the Kool-aid man burst through the wall and killed everybody, sacrificing himself (for he was willing to die for his country) with a final
"Oh Yeah!"

. . . and there was much rejoicing . . .

-THE END-

Description
The terrifying IGA Ninjas. Though it is extremely rare, they ARE seen upon occasion. They flit from isle to isle, looking for possible prey. Blending into their surroundings, they train and prepare...

While across the town...

The dreadful Wall Mart assassins, also skilled warriors, prepare for the fight against the IGA Ninjas. They, too, train with all their might, honing their skills to the ultimate level.

While another enemy is also preparing for battle...

General Ronald McDonald, Ronnie to his close friends, stood at the front of McDonald's, awaiting the message that should arrive any moment now with hidden anticipation. Finally, the messenger, a scrawny runt of a man, his face covered in what seems like millions of giant red pimples, sprinted in, giving General McDonald the message before falling over dead from exhaustion. He is dragged out by one random customer, who's eyes seem to be shining with some sort of demented light, saying, "what pretty skin...I shall rub the lotion on the skin..."
General McDonald opens the message, reading the short lines with care.

We shall NEVER surrender!
-The King

Crushing the short note in his gloved hand, General McDonald storms to the counter, grabs the nearest clerk and tells her. "Assemble the troops, Brandi-"
"My name is Bethany-"
"I don't care, Bridget! Go. Tonight we fight!"

While even further downtown...

"General King, General McDonald has received the message and is now assembling the troops."
"Thank you," the King writes on a paper, for he doesn't speak. Never. Not even when he's alone. "Get my children safely tucked away. I don't want Wendy or Huck hurt. Get Kernel Sanders on the line."
"Yes sir, right away, sir!"
"Yes, King? How can I help you?"
"McDonald is making his move, Kernel."
"Thank you, King, I will assemble the army."

...And so the Great Battle ensues. Wall Mart attacked first, under the cover of darkness, silently creeping into IGA, prepared to slaughter them in their sleep. But IGA had a secret weapon... BETTER DEALS (which was code for, longer lighter samurai swords!) And Wall Mart was defeated.

. . . and there was much rejoice . . .

And General McDonald attacked Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken zealously, almost smugly, as if he was already declared winner of the battle. Unfortunately fate got the better of him and he was horribly killed by both The King and Kernel Sanders.

. . . and there was much rejoice . . .

But, during the great after party, the Kool-aid man burst through the wall and killed everybody, sacrificing himself (for he was willing to die for his country) with a final
"Oh Yeah!"

. . . and there was much rejoicing . . .

-THE END-