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Me: alright! before anyone complains i just want you to know that i am VERY tired from making Mooncakes and trying to make a cute bento lunch! If ANYONE complains even once about my stories or anything i am never writing again!!!! EVER!!!!
Dei: Ari-chan, please calm down, un...
Me: i am calm! i'm just sick of ppl dissing SasoDei!
Saso: Same here. if they don't like it they shouldn't read it.
Me: Where the hell'd you come from?
Saso: .....that's another talk for another day. Hey, where's Dei-kun?
Me: he didn't wanna get raped so he went on ahead.
Saso: ....... -walks out-
Me: -fangirl cackle- the truth is Dei went with Tobi to go get ice cream. but i'll tell him that later. Kukuku~
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"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Sasori's eyes snapped open as he heard Deidara shout his name from upstairs. After finally being convinced to go to school Sasori had decided to stay the night at Deidara's so they could.......'study'.

This consisted mainly of Deidara trying to work while Sasori was busy trying to shove his hand down Dei's pants. After the fifth try Deidara had had enough and went upstairs to take a shower.

"What?", Sasori groaned, annoyed at having been woken up.

"What do you mean what!?!", Deidara came downstairs, hair soaking wet and wearing only a towel around his waist. "Where the hell are all my pants, un!?!?!?!"

"How the hell should i know? Check your closet or somethin'." Sasori laid back down on the couch.

"I did check! There were at least five pairs of jeans in my closet and now they're gone! You're the only other one in this house so where did you put them, un!?!"

Sasori couldn't help but smirk. "I could tell you... Or i could just keep it a secret."

Deidara glared at the red head. "What do you want me to do, un?"

Sasori smiled again and reached down under the couch, taking out the collar and leash that Konan-chan had given Dei-kun for his birthday. "You looked so cute in this, won't you let me see that again?"

Deidara just stared at Sasori. ". . ." 'My god.... My boyfriends a horndog, un...' Deidara flushed on the inside. 'Boyfriend!?! Did i just call him that!?! Are we even at that stage, un!?!' Then Deidara felt something go around his neck.

"There, it still looks perfect on you. Remind me to thank Konan-chan." Sasori walked to the kitchen, leaving a very stunned Deidara behind.
The next morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Danna....Clsoe the curtains, un..." Deidara groaned and rolled over, pulling some of the blankets with him. Sasori didn't mind, he prefered the cool night air. He just wished that Dei wouldn't get so tangled in the blankets so that he could see the blonde's entire body as he slept.

Sasori got up and closed the curtains so that no sun got through. It was only 6:30 but the sun seemed to feel the need to bug anyone who had an open window.

Sasori looked back at Deidara, who had miraculously fallen back asleep. He smiled. 'I wish i could take a picture of him. He looks so cute.' Instead he gave Deidara a small peck on the cheek and went downstairs to make breakfast and get ready for school.

Deidara finally got up half an hour later. He looked around. 'Where's Danna, un?' He walked downstairs, then spotted Sasori in the kitchen. "Morning, Danna, un."

"Good morning, Dei-kun."

Deidara walked over to the cabinet and grabbed a bag of poptarts.

"Hey Dei?", Deidara looked up from the bag. "Yeah Danna, un?"

Sasori got up and walked to Deidara, wrapping his arm around the blonde's waist. "Why don't we go on a date today? Please?"

Deidara looked at sasori, slightly stunned that he would ask so nicely. "Well, you have been really patient, and one day off of school couldn't hurt. Ok, un."

Sasori smiled and kissed Deidara on the lips. "Thank you." He pushed Deidara towards his room. "You go get dressed and I'll pack us a lunch."

Deidara nodded and ran to his room. Sasori turned towards the kitchen counter. 'Finally! A chance to go somewhere romantic alone! First we'll have a nice lunch and i'll get him to relax his guard! Then, when he least expects it i'll turn on my charm and we'll *bleep* and *bleep*. And after that i can *bleep* him and *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* then finally i can *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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Saso: .....................................................
Dei: ...................................................
Me: I love my job. -evil smile- Sorry it was short! Tune in for the next episode! Will Sasori get his wish? Will Deidara ever learn? Who knows! Experiance the next chapter soon! Say goodbye guys!
Saso: ...........................................................
Dei: .............................................................
Me: err...right. Bye byez~

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Me: alright! before anyone complains i just want you to know that i am VERY tired from making Mooncakes and trying to make a cute bento lunch! If ANYONE complains even once about my stories or anything i am never writing again!!!! EVER!!!!
Dei: Ari-chan, please calm down, un...
Me: i am calm! i'm just sick of ppl dissing SasoDei!
Saso: Same here. if they don't like it they shouldn't read it.
Me: Where the hell'd you come from?
Saso: .....that's another talk for another day. Hey, where's Dei-kun?
Me: he didn't wanna get raped so he went on ahead.
Saso: ....... -walks out-
Me: -fangirl cackle- the truth is Dei went with Tobi to go get ice cream. but i'll tell him that later. Kukuku~
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"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Sasori's eyes snapped open as he heard Deidara shout his name from upstairs. After finally being convinced to go to school Sasori had decided to stay the night at Deidara's so they could.......'study'.

This consisted mainly of Deidara trying to work while Sasori was busy trying to shove his hand down Dei's pants. After the fifth try Deidara had had enough and went upstairs to take a shower.

"What?", Sasori groaned, annoyed at having been woken up.

"What do you mean what!?!", Deidara came downstairs, hair soaking wet and wearing only a towel around his waist. "Where the hell are all my pants, un!?!?!?!"

"How the hell should i know? Check your closet or somethin'." Sasori laid back down on the couch.

"I did check! There were at least five pairs of jeans in my closet and now they're gone! You're the only other one in this house so where did you put them, un!?!"

Sasori couldn't help but smirk. "I could tell you... Or i could just keep it a secret."

Deidara glared at the red head. "What do you want me to do, un?"

Sasori smiled again and reached down under the couch, taking out the collar and leash that Konan-chan had given Dei-kun for his birthday. "You looked so cute in this, won't you let me see that again?"

Deidara just stared at Sasori. ". . ." 'My god.... My boyfriends a horndog, un...' Deidara flushed on the inside. 'Boyfriend!?! Did i just call him that!?! Are we even at that stage, un!?!' Then Deidara felt something go around his neck.

"There, it still looks perfect on you. Remind me to thank Konan-chan." Sasori walked to the kitchen, leaving a very stunned Deidara behind.
The next morning~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Danna....Clsoe the curtains, un..." Deidara groaned and rolled over, pulling some of the blankets with him. Sasori didn't mind, he prefered the cool night air. He just wished that Dei wouldn't get so tangled in the blankets so that he could see the blonde's entire body as he slept.

Sasori got up and closed the curtains so that no sun got through. It was only 6:30 but the sun seemed to feel the need to bug anyone who had an open window.

Sasori looked back at Deidara, who had miraculously fallen back asleep. He smiled. 'I wish i could take a picture of him. He looks so cute.' Instead he gave Deidara a small peck on the cheek and went downstairs to make breakfast and get ready for school.

Deidara finally got up half an hour later. He looked around. 'Where's Danna, un?' He walked downstairs, then spotted Sasori in the kitchen. "Morning, Danna, un."

"Good morning, Dei-kun."

Deidara walked over to the cabinet and grabbed a bag of poptarts.

"Hey Dei?", Deidara looked up from the bag. "Yeah Danna, un?"

Sasori got up and walked to Deidara, wrapping his arm around the blonde's waist. "Why don't we go on a date today? Please?"

Deidara looked at sasori, slightly stunned that he would ask so nicely. "Well, you have been really patient, and one day off of school couldn't hurt. Ok, un."

Sasori smiled and kissed Deidara on the lips. "Thank you." He pushed Deidara towards his room. "You go get dressed and I'll pack us a lunch."

Deidara nodded and ran to his room. Sasori turned towards the kitchen counter. 'Finally! A chance to go somewhere romantic alone! First we'll have a nice lunch and i'll get him to relax his guard! Then, when he least expects it i'll turn on my charm and we'll *bleep* and *bleep*. And after that i can *bleep* him and *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* then finally i can *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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Saso: .....................................................
Dei: ...................................................
Me: I love my job. -evil smile- Sorry it was short! Tune in for the next episode! Will Sasori get his wish? Will Deidara ever learn? Who knows! Experiance the next chapter soon! Say goodbye guys!
Saso: ...........................................................
Dei: .............................................................
Me: err...right. Bye byez~