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UnnamedDeviant — i have a cold--i swear
Published: 2009-01-01 19:10:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 642; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 4
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a cold indeed. maybe you should try keeping your clothes on once in a while mr. president king?lets see. Ares being his usual self, having sex. and unluckily was caught by the school nurse.
i love torturing him so.
anyway lets start off 2009 with something silly and a little perverted--am i sure im not talking about myself? no.
Ares: me
Nurse Rack:
Casey:
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lol xD whats with everyone gettin colds all of a sudden i wonder?
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idk ... maby it has something to do with my penis ... go check it out ... xD xD xD
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xDDDD I looooooove Ares' expression *fell off chair laughing*
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Im missing out on all the fun >:/ I should rally draw my guy but I has no inspiration to draw Maybe I should recruit some help But Im certain ed have fun meeting mr. awesome president king
*goes back to feeling unartistic and left out* >:/ Well shit
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u dont technically have to be a member to be in on the chats. everyone starts rping with their chara. before they send in their profil (its the condition of RIP )so you can feel free to join in at any time xD
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Chat rooms scare me though XwX hahaha *is a wimp*
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But they're still scary owo;; Tehy' just like woah
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xDD
the very first thing you do on the first day of the new year, ares, is do the ONE thing jen told ya not to do. =w=;; tsk tsk tsk
i sure hope it was worth it, ares xDDDDDD
Rack: Now, lets go see my good vet friend. Im sure she has an opening for a new neutering session. *evil glint*
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*waggles finger at him*
hahaha oh nurse rack u know how to scare Ares to death xD;;;
Ares:n-n-now dont be s-so rash n-nurse
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xDDD too much practice on that, i say xDD
Rack: Oh really? >3
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Ares:...y-yes i mean--are you sure that u wanna do that? DB
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Rack: Quite positive if it'll keep it in your pants in a none public place, sir..
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Ares: *whimpers* its not my fault--;A; casey was the one who started it
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Rack: ..oh really?*glint* well your still at fault as well.
aw, shit, ares, your gonna get casey into deeeeep shitake mushroom monkehs >I
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Ares: i c-cant help it ;A; its my nature---
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Rack: ..*wacks him upside the head with her tail* >I What are they teaching kids these days?!
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Ares: owowowoww---i've been like this since middle school--or when vampires are technically at that stage in development Dx NOT something i learned mrs rack!
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Rack: ..hm. Is that so? Since this school is filled with vampires more than any other race, i should probably be more lenient on you and take note of what you say. *lol borrow pan's vamp book xDD*
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Ares: *releavedfais* y-yeah
(actually there arent many vamps at all in rip xD;; )
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(dont they still outnumber any ONE race tho? owo )
Rack: *grabs his ear and pulls* But you should've taken what I said to heart, sir. I dont appreciate students walking in, intending to get better, only to find two "should've been well behaved" grown men going at it on the bed.
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no vamps are outnumbered by demons AND angels xD;;
Ares: owow Dx im sorry, sorry!! D:
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aww...oh well xD
Rack: ...no your not...not yet.
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xD
Ares: y-yes i am *whimper* D:
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Rack: ...*thinking face* ..gimme a nice cool case of beer, and I might let you go~
lol and nao, ares, all you have to do is buy lotsa beer for jen and you wont get beat....as often. 8D
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xD when she gets drunk he will xD
Ares:
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pff if he runs fast enough, he wont xD
Rack: ..mmhm..if you dont come back, be sure your never getting into this nurse's office EVER again..unless I break you myself.
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indeed xD
Ares: *sweatdrop* of course id come back--why would you say such things nurse? *runs away*
......
*comes back holding a case* :"D
xD good boy ares
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very good boi~ 8D
Rack: *smiles* Oh, how thoughtful. =w= *takes teh case and pats ares's head lovingly* I'll just..take my break early and let you continue your previousappointment with casey. *winks and walks off*
oh yus, she does accept bribary xDD
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lol
Ares: .....*sighs in relief and falls into a chair*
xD
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lol a happy ending? xD
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ODEIJGRSGYMRSMHNOSS >w< <3 <3 <3
THIS SILLINESS MAKES MY PANTS QUITE HAPPY.
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LMAO!
Words cannot portray my thoughts on this scene, X'D It speaks for itself.
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