Comments: 190
Unownace In reply to ??? [2019-10-10 21:45:13 +0000 UTC]
Alice Hearts: *points her lightsaber threateningly at you* Not to save...unless you want to "join" her.
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Danny-Jolteon In reply to Unownace [2019-10-10 21:47:21 +0000 UTC]
*I clone myself and I run with flora in my arms as I quickly untie her*
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Ben4949 [2019-08-02 18:38:16 +0000 UTC]
Wow, what a story!
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Unownace In reply to Ben4949 [2019-08-02 18:40:18 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Mercenaries often have many interesting stories to tell.
Flora: *squirms*
Alice: Can't say the same for HER, though.
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Ben4949 In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 18:49:36 +0000 UTC]
She looks like she has nothing to tell.
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Unownace In reply to Ben4949 [2019-08-02 18:50:48 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Very observant.
Flora:
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TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 04:18:14 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm... Risk my life saving a cutie... Or let her die.... Eh, what do I have to lose?
*Approaches Alice* "Hey, any chance we can talk this out?"
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 04:32:29 +0000 UTC]
"Hey now, there's no need to get violent. I'm sure we can work this out as perfectly reasonable..."
*Grabs Flora and starts running away*
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 05:22:32 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *shoots you with a goo bazooka, gluing your feet to the floor* If I could be outsmarted by a trick that childish I would have been out of business years ago.
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 05:37:08 +0000 UTC]
*Tries to move, but quickly realises i'm not going anywhere*
"Ok, you caught me. I'm sorry. There's no need to do anything rash now..."
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 05:41:13 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *snatches back Flora, who's weak and losing consciousness* I don't take kindly to people who get in the way of my job. So you have two options. You can either have a leash and muzzle on you for the rest of your life as another "pet" of mine until I can find a buyer for you...or you can see this Snivy you tried to save in the afterlife. Choose quickly, I'm a very busy 'mon.
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 05:48:55 +0000 UTC]
"Pfft, you think I should dignify that with a response? That's completely unreasonable and you and I both know it. I'm sure we can come up with a better compromise then that."
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 05:51:54 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *points the goo bazooka in your face* I'm the one with the weapon that with the pull of the trigger will seal that mouth and nose of your permanently shut. You are in no position to bargain with me.
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 06:03:41 +0000 UTC]
"You wouldn't dare! If I went missing, someone would notice! You would never get away with it!"
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 16:06:07 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Dude, I've been doing this for years and haven't run into any real trouble. Cops don't dare touch me because they know I can slice through 'em like butter. Now you've got five seconds to make your choice before I make it for you and you can say goodbye to the sweet taste of air. Five...four...three...
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 16:50:59 +0000 UTC]
*Shouts as loud as i can*
"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! MURDERER!"
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 16:52:02 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Time's up. *fires three goo shots into your face, sealing up your airways*
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TheSandwichSpook In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 16:59:13 +0000 UTC]
"MMMMHPHF!" *
*struggles frantically, trying to get the goo off*
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Unownace In reply to TheSandwichSpook [2019-08-02 17:00:42 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *fires two more shots to pin your arms to your sides* Have a nice sleep. I'll be back to tuck you into to your casket in a few minutes. *walks off*
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Dragon222 [2019-08-02 02:55:09 +0000 UTC]
Charles thinking "If i Rescue Flora. Alice will kick my butt. Better send in a Fall Guy he he he."
Then a Male Flygon name Frank aka the Fall guy came to Flora "Don't worry I will rescue you."
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Unownace In reply to Dragon222 [2019-08-02 03:19:55 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *fires a bazooka filled with instant-stick glue at the Flygon, coating his mouth in sticky goo, the fires several more shots to pin his legs together, his arms to his sides and his wings to his back, making him fall out of the air* I'm sorry, what were you planning on doing? I don't quite hear, mind repeating?
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Dragon222 In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 04:15:03 +0000 UTC]
Flygon got trap "MMMHMMMMHGM* (Why dose he send me to get trap?)
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Unownace In reply to Dragon222 [2019-08-02 05:24:49 +0000 UTC]
Alice: *walks up to him* I sense you're not alone... I'd interrogate you about whomever is with you, but that stuff is designed to not come off for quite a while, so I guess I'll just have to find your friend on my own and deal with you later* *shoots a few more goo blobs at him, sticking him firmly to the floor*
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Dragon222 In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 06:32:54 +0000 UTC]
Frank: MMMMMMMM (Charles run)
*
Charles see this on the screan and look at a picture. *Try to find me Alice* Then he jumps to Rio, Brazil
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xmattox [2019-08-02 00:09:36 +0000 UTC]
Tied up and no where to go
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Unownace In reply to xmattox [2019-08-02 00:32:57 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Well they wouldn't call be "the best in the biz" if I wasn't thorough with the restraints on my targets, would I?
Flora:
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xmattox In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 00:34:38 +0000 UTC]
Yea I guess your right
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Unownace In reply to xmattox [2019-08-02 01:14:06 +0000 UTC]
Flora: *squirms*
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xmattox In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 01:15:44 +0000 UTC]
"Hope it confey"
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Unownace In reply to xmattox [2019-08-02 01:17:16 +0000 UTC]
Flora: *shakes head frantically, her chest heaving and no air able to enter or escape her lungs*
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xmattox In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 01:18:21 +0000 UTC]
"Maybe you should go a little easy on her?"
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Unownace In reply to xmattox [2019-08-02 02:04:24 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Look, dude, I don't get paid to "go easy" on my targets. The job memo specified "dead," so dead she'll soon be. Mercenary work isn't glamorous or easy on the soft-hearted, but it pays big money. Sometimes getting a little rough and dirty is just part of the job.
Flora: *getting weaker and her eyelids are growing heavy*
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xmattox In reply to Unownace [2019-08-02 02:06:07 +0000 UTC]
slowely walks away
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Unownace In reply to xmattox [2019-08-02 02:08:17 +0000 UTC]
Flora: ...x_x
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ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 21:46:39 +0000 UTC]
dont kill her
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Unownace In reply to ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 21:47:50 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Sorry, the job memo specified "dead." A merc's gotta make a living.
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Unownace In reply to ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 21:50:01 +0000 UTC]
Alice: I'm a mercenary. A bounty hunter. A hired gun. It may not be the most glamorous life but it pays the bills.
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ShadowNeko23 In reply to Unownace [2019-08-01 21:52:25 +0000 UTC]
0-0 oml, but killing is bad
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Unownace In reply to ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 21:53:23 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Do I look like I care?
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ShadowNeko23 In reply to Unownace [2019-08-01 21:54:17 +0000 UTC]
god ur mean
0-0 probably not
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Unownace In reply to ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 21:55:45 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Think of it like this. I'm the best there is at what I do. It's just what I do isn't very nice.
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Unownace In reply to ShadowNeko23 [2019-08-01 22:15:48 +0000 UTC]
Alice: Not unless somebody puts out a hit on you. So don't go pissing off any crime bosses.
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