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Published: 2011-07-17 04:55:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 5636; Favourites: 120; Downloads: 43
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Description I've noticed something regarding fanfiction. Is it just me, or is it getting harder and harder to find good ones? You've got your stereotypical Sasunaru or Narusasu, whichever you prefer. You've got HP pairings. You've got the luvly Mary Sue who gets with everyone the troll-writer wishes. Theodore Sturgeon LIED!!! He says 90% is crud, while 10% is good. It seems more like 3% to me...

Naruto is Kishimoto's
HP is J. K. Rowling's
Inuyasha is Takahashi's
That Mary Sue is my millisecond's worth of thought
Twilight is Meyer's
[link] This is where Edward's line comes from...
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Comments: 88

DracyGiuliana [2014-09-04 00:15:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, I laughed so hard! This is golden!

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alienx275 [2014-02-28 18:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Of all the times to be glad I don't read yaoi. Or random pairings that make no sense. Wait, never mind. I write crack pairings.

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emberthetechwiz [2014-02-09 01:27:00 +0000 UTC]

I, (unfortunately), am a badfic writer at this moment.

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Amidamaru88 [2014-02-04 11:44:12 +0000 UTC]

yeah,

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KOFERA4EVER [2014-01-25 22:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Also in Hellsing, now all the fans pair up their OC with Alucard ._.

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helenkitty [2013-04-01 02:20:36 +0000 UTC]

This is so true... i hope my fanfic is not going to turn out like this....................................... -insertemocornerhere-

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LittlePigArt [2013-02-09 03:06:29 +0000 UTC]

This makes me smile every time I read it. So pathetically true.

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citrusemple [2012-12-25 18:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Funny yet true...

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SangoMirokuShipper [2012-12-13 15:41:35 +0000 UTC]

IKR!!

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TheNightWriting [2012-11-30 03:31:34 +0000 UTC]

So true. There are fanfics that are quite good but they always seem to be for the wrong pairing, hard to find or I've already read them. I keep wondering if FF net just hate me in particular, but apparently not, so yay for commiseration, I guess. XD

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bond674 In reply to TheNightWriting [2013-03-24 19:49:43 +0000 UTC]

what do you like i might be able to find something for you . I'm always late to the party so might as well say something.

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saints-fan-12 [2012-11-11 00:17:00 +0000 UTC]

That 10% is still there you just have to look really really REALLY hard for them

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Starwarrior4ever [2012-08-22 15:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, I totally agree with you! I wish it was a whole lot more than just 10%... well, yeah, like you said, more like 3%.
Plus, I really hate it when people make pairings that are just.... uh, really inappropriate. WHICH is why I try to write some actually decent FFs so that people wouldn't be stuck with terrible lovey-duvy stories (not that i think romance is bad, just I'd rather there be some more action along with it) or terrible ideas that make me want to >.<

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RandomlyEnjoying [2012-08-09 21:11:24 +0000 UTC]

i don't no, i've read quite a few good ones myself. of course, it's all a matter of opinion. what you may not like, someone else may like. just personal opinions are what make stories good or bad. though cliche things like this comic suggests, yea. pretty bad. XD

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Narutodippy [2012-07-18 20:37:00 +0000 UTC]

~On fanfiction. net

~ see another marry sue fic

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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bond674 [2012-07-02 11:04:00 +0000 UTC]

and this is why i like overpowered characters who doesn't care about love..... not sure why i say this though

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Luffyfan1 In reply to bond674 [2012-08-03 02:57:39 +0000 UTC]

i dont really care for overpowered characters, but I do enjoy characters with apathy towards love... Like Luffy!!! ;D lol i dont know why, it seems to make stories better. a little romance on the side is fine, but not when its a defining point in EVERYTHING -____-

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Hokova [2012-05-11 15:23:27 +0000 UTC]

You gotta search very, very hard.

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Lucy-Labrador [2012-05-02 16:50:29 +0000 UTC]

So true... I hardly ever find good fanfictions these days!

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themedicalninjagirl [2012-04-20 02:02:53 +0000 UTC]

ikr?

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BlackRoseofChaosxL [2012-03-20 23:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you have higher standards than me or something, I seem to be able to find a lot of good ones.

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Leowhiteranger [2012-03-19 03:13:24 +0000 UTC]

TV tropes has a reccomendation's page for several fandoms. Naruto, Sailor Moon, Doctor Who, etc.

Also, are you sure the Twilight lines aren't actual lines from the book?

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Bjarru [2012-03-02 21:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, I've seen few really good ones but... yeah XD

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InuYasha-11 [2012-02-14 02:16:34 +0000 UTC]

Scarlet Rain Orange Sky Sushi XD IKR. I'm so sick of crappy fanfiction!

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DraconisHyperion [2012-02-13 12:11:29 +0000 UTC]

I liked this, it was very amusing.

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TheDire [2012-02-05 11:18:45 +0000 UTC]

HP ftw, but its Drarry BTW XD

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UselessLine In reply to TheDire [2012-02-09 23:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft. Oh yus :>

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TheDire In reply to UselessLine [2012-02-10 16:34:49 +0000 UTC]

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Okami009 [2012-01-20 00:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Forget 3%, try .01%

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UselessLine In reply to Okami009 [2012-01-20 08:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Yes... and it worsens each day...

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photography-is-a-art [2012-01-16 20:30:34 +0000 UTC]

i see what you did there

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UselessLine In reply to photography-is-a-art [2012-01-20 08:37:21 +0000 UTC]

You see I did what where?

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badmoonontherise [2011-12-18 01:46:48 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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Kiki-B0mbay [2011-12-08 00:43:46 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO! Ok, had to get that out... Great job!

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Foxbear [2011-12-05 07:10:33 +0000 UTC]

This is unfortunately true. .

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meridien313 [2011-12-04 19:23:06 +0000 UTC]

So very true.
Also, I believe my standards went up after reading some very good fanfiction stories.
There were several that were better than some printed books I read.
An example would be a pretty old HP AU "Saving Connor" which is a pretty often used twin theme which was told from an interesting perspective.
[link]

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UselessLine In reply to meridien313 [2011-12-15 20:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Yes, sometimes I wonder how fanfics are not getting the recognition of some printed books. The amazing ones are right there for the picking.

*link saved* :>

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Dreamyin [2011-11-27 21:03:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, lol. It's very true.

I'm a fanfiction writer myself and though I never made the scenarios that you mentioned, I did make a couple of mistakes myself (which were quite some time ago (years?), but are still fresh in my mind ). Ever since, I always trive to make more realistic and especially original stories, 'cause I never want to repeat that mistake again.

Reading this, it makes me laugh and it reminds me to never do such thing again Thanks!

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UselessLine In reply to Dreamyin [2011-12-15 20:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! And you're welcome!

It's nice to learn from mistakes, though.

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Dreamyin In reply to UselessLine [2011-12-16 21:42:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is I see that people start to appreciate it as well haha. Ever written any fanfiction yourself? Or are you a reader?

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UselessLine In reply to Dreamyin [2011-12-22 15:58:59 +0000 UTC]

xD

I would love to try writing, but I've never the best "writer," and things kind of spiral down from there. But I read fics all the time.

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Dreamyin In reply to UselessLine [2011-12-23 22:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, you never know until you try All the time? Does that mean that you might have some recommendations?

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UselessLine In reply to Dreamyin [2011-12-28 19:19:13 +0000 UTC]

As much as I can. Um, for what fandom?

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certified-insane [2011-10-24 03:22:04 +0000 UTC]

i once read an amazing sasusaku fic that was breathtakingly beautiful, with sakura being a schizophrenic and sasuke having small, tiny wings and ino being an abusive step-sister who's rich family died and it incorporated a LOT of poetry and it was amazing. and i have forgotten it's name. orz

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UselessLine In reply to certified-insane [2011-10-25 23:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Cinderella related?

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certified-insane In reply to UselessLine [2011-10-26 01:47:27 +0000 UTC]

nope. but still awesome.

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UselessLine In reply to certified-insane [2011-10-27 22:29:23 +0000 UTC]

If you remember it, pleaaase tell me.

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azuna10 [2011-10-09 04:46:46 +0000 UTC]

bravo.

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UselessLine In reply to azuna10 [2011-10-10 22:41:07 +0000 UTC]

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MarieTheManiac [2011-09-08 18:52:15 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, I've never really read any bad fanfictions. Does that mean I'm lucky, or just not "critical" enough? xD
Very good work there, I like it D

*sorry for bad english, I'm from Austria^^*

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