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flyscratch [2017-08-18 02:42:34 +0000 UTC]

dipper: that accusation you made mr.midge is false midge: impossible i saw the defendant murder the victim at 3:30 am dipper: well mr.midge i think

you read your facts wrong you see according to this report the murder was at 12:00 pm so my client mabel pines couldn't have done it miles

bingewatch: objection! your honnor this kid is babbling nonsense he knows nothing about how law works cat judge: overruled he seems to know his

stuff dipper: thank you your honor heck not only that but the murderer..is this very witness!! mr. midge: gah! *tears a hair out* dipper: why don't

you just confess your crime mr. midge: but you have no proof! dipper: well actually i do *picks the knife* take that! as you can see by this knife your

honor if you look closely at the initals on this handle will see the initials bm which also means that mr.midge is the real culprit isn't that right bob 

midge midge: gah! *flashbacks appear of him murdering the victim* noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *tears out hair making him fall over as a shocked  crowd 

talks among themselves to which cat judge bangs his gavel* cat judge: order order in the court! it seems that mabel pines is a sweet girl after all

therefore for my verdict i declare ms. mabel pines *NOT GUILTY  APPEARS IN BOLD* not guilty court is adjourned *cue confetti*  

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ReaThePegasus [2017-06-11 01:46:35 +0000 UTC]

i never realized how well fitting this is  

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