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Searil: "I'm not bailing you out again. How many times have I told you that you can't just go around killing bards in every tavern we go to."

Llariel: "And why not?"

Searil: "Look at him! He looks like he'd wet himself if your bird squawked in his face!"

Llariel: "Oh, that would be funny! Kerouac, go sit on his shoulder...."

Kerouac: *Waaak. Shiny?*

Searil: "No, damnit! That's not what I meant! Go sit outside and wait for him to leave at least, geez. Can I just finish one decent meal without you trying to kill someone?...or steal something?"

Llariel: "How long have you known me again?"

This is a running gag between my son and I after the events of their campaign.
Llariel is only slightly bitter *cough*. Their motto has become "Never Trust a Bard", but she takes it a bit further..."All Bards must Die." (and usually mutters something under her breath to the effect of "...slowly, painfully, and preferably in tears...")

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Searil: "I'm not bailing you out again. How many times have I told you that you can't just go around killing bards in every tavern we go to."

Llariel: "And why not?"

Searil: "Look at him! He looks like he'd wet himself if your bird squawked in his face!"

Llariel: "Oh, that would be funny! Kerouac, go sit on his shoulder...."

Kerouac: *Waaak. Shiny?*

Searil: "No, damnit! That's not what I meant! Go sit outside and wait for him to leave at least, geez. Can I just finish one decent meal without you trying to kill someone?...or steal something?"

Llariel: "How long have you known me again?"

This is a running gag between my son and I after the events of their campaign.
Llariel is only slightly bitter *cough*. Their motto has become "Never Trust a Bard", but she takes it a bit further..."All Bards must Die." (and usually mutters something under her breath to the effect of "...slowly, painfully, and preferably in tears...")