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“Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?”
“Dude what is it? I’m having some drinks with my pals. You should be here. It is St. Patrick's day afterall and why does your voice sound different?” “No, this is serious. I, umm, found a pot of gold in the woods behind my house. You should have seen the shine it put off. It was beautiful.” “Great, so you're rich now. Any chance you're gonna share it?” “No, I never took it. There was some leprechaun defending it. First he harassed me for not wearing green. So he thought it would be funny to use his magic to replace my jeans with green leggings. Then He rambled on about posers like me ruining traditions. He even went as far as giving me red hair. I disagreed with this leprechaun's ridiculous gatekeeping and tried to grab the pot. Which was a big mistake. With a wave of his hand he turned me into some girl with a fat ass. You have no idea how hard it is to pick up a pot of gold with dainty arms like these. So I had no choice but to leave it. Here I’ll send you a pic.” “Holy shit dude, that leprechaun must have been a dick. He really gave you a massive dump truck to work with, my god.” “Yeah it's been a long day of me playing with myself. I couldn’t help it. So I was gonna ask you. Can you come over?” “On my way.” “Just bring some condoms, ok.”

By ValoraTG

Happy St.Patricks Day everyone!!!

I don’t claim this image, it is for storytelling purposes only. If the owner wishes for me to remove it I will do so. Thanks for reading!!!

Description
“Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?”
“Dude what is it? I’m having some drinks with my pals. You should be here. It is St. Patrick's day afterall and why does your voice sound different?” “No, this is serious. I, umm, found a pot of gold in the woods behind my house. You should have seen the shine it put off. It was beautiful.” “Great, so you're rich now. Any chance you're gonna share it?” “No, I never took it. There was some leprechaun defending it. First he harassed me for not wearing green. So he thought it would be funny to use his magic to replace my jeans with green leggings. Then He rambled on about posers like me ruining traditions. He even went as far as giving me red hair. I disagreed with this leprechaun's ridiculous gatekeeping and tried to grab the pot. Which was a big mistake. With a wave of his hand he turned me into some girl with a fat ass. You have no idea how hard it is to pick up a pot of gold with dainty arms like these. So I had no choice but to leave it. Here I’ll send you a pic.” “Holy shit dude, that leprechaun must have been a dick. He really gave you a massive dump truck to work with, my god.” “Yeah it's been a long day of me playing with myself. I couldn’t help it. So I was gonna ask you. Can you come over?” “On my way.” “Just bring some condoms, ok.”

By ValoraTG

Happy St.Patricks Day everyone!!!

I don’t claim this image, it is for storytelling purposes only. If the owner wishes for me to remove it I will do so. Thanks for reading!!!