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VampireMistressKayla — Lil' Sandvich Medic Neko

Published: 2011-07-16 22:54:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4130; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 29
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Description What is a Sandvich Medic?

A Sandvich Medic, in this case, is the smaller (in size) class relative to the Medic! However, unlike the typicial Medic, a Sandvich Medic is most skilled in preparing food for her Team.

The kinds of meals prepared are as listed:
- Sandvich (standard dish)
- Uber Sandvich (special Sandvich type, created by uber charging a huge plate of Sandviches. These not only heal, but give all the benefits of a Medics Uber charge for almost the same amount of time as a medigun's ubercharge.)
- Dalokohs bar (Special dessert, brought out either in celebration of victory over red team, or if heavy and Scout need that extra boost of sugar energy)
- Buffalo Steak Sandvich (Super Special dish. Since the meat is not always readily available, this type of food is only reserved special for the teams heavy(s). Usually only brought out in case of extremely tough battle situations)
- Pancakes (standard breakfast dish. Usually made at Scouts request, but will only be given to the scouts when they have been on their best behavior around Sandvich Medic. Scouts are notoriously known for stealing team Dalokohs Bar rations from Sandvich medic's special pantry. They are also known for picking on their Sandvich Medic quite often)

But a Sandvich Medic is not only there to keep the bellies of her teammates full, she is also fully capable of healing serious injuries and giving Uber Charges to her kamerads with her trusty Medigun! When the Medigun is needed, the little Sandvich Medic only needs to place her special Sandvich plate atop her head, where her headband and plate attach via special snaps. This allows for her hands to remain free to hold the Medigun, and still be able to deliver Sandviches to her Teamates!

But worry not about the Sandvich Medic's safety! Besides having her team to depend on for protection, a Sandvich Medic keeps a long range and melee weapon on her for defense against the other teams attempts to dispose of her.

1. Toothpick gun (the Sandvich Medics version of the Syringe Gun, only the needle ammo has been replaced by the sharp, pointy, olive skewered Sandvich toothpicks. Because the olive adds more weight to the actual toothpick, the toothpicks themselves become more deadly as projectiles. Besides being extremely painful, the toothpicks leave splinters behind in deeper wounds, as well as cause paralysis if shot into the right pressure points on the body, but windows of opportunity for that are very very rare)

2. Amputator (The special saw that also lets her heal surrounding teammates, which is why she prefers it to any other saw)

Well, there you go! If you ever happen to have a Sandvich Medic on your team, make sure you treat her with luv and respect, and she will take care of your healing and hunger needs! :3
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Comments: 30

werelightshine [2017-06-26 22:08:56 +0000 UTC]

No wait. NO RANDOM CRITS.

there, balanced. 😬

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werelightshine [2017-06-07 04:22:24 +0000 UTC]

I'd guess she'd have less health and no regeneration for balance?

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Gwestioo77 [2013-12-09 15:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Id love the buffalo steak sandvich.

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to Gwestioo77 [2013-12-09 21:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Vell...zhough I usually vould be savings it for kamerad Heavy....*thinks it over for a moment* I suppose it voulds be alrights! ^_^
*The Sandvich Medic runs off for a few minutes, then returns with a Buffalo Steak Sandvich on a plate*
Zhere you go! Enjoys kamerad! n_n *lifts the plate up to Gwestitoo*

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Gwestioo77 In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2013-12-10 06:45:29 +0000 UTC]

Based on my heavy loadout. Because i have the Full hibernation set.

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Darkside63 [2012-10-16 04:56:07 +0000 UTC]

very nice, but seems kinda over powered, i mean she pretty much has the same abilities as a normal medic except with long range capabilities, amputator comes standard, her head is at a lower hieght making it harder for snipers and she can make sandviches/chocolate bars/pancakes aswell. still pretty cool

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to Darkside63 [2012-10-21 07:14:25 +0000 UTC]

*chuckles* That is certainly a first for me! I've never heard anyone call my little Sandvich Medic overpowered before, but I'm rather flattered! n_n

I suppose to a certain extent she has a slight more advantage over a typical medic, just with supplying the health-giving food, but all in all, not all that much I don't think. ^_^;

But Thanks for thinking so, hehe! Bet that boosted her confidence even more! ^__^

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Darkside63 In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2012-10-24 05:31:14 +0000 UTC]

I'd still play as sandvich medic if it were a real class. I'll feel even more important

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Ryanth3kill3r [2012-04-29 15:05:37 +0000 UTC]

me: hey heavy look the female medic is givin you a sandvich and don't her i kind of like her and i'm a credit to the team

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to Ryanth3kill3r [2012-10-21 07:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Sandvich Medic Neko: Aw, Danke Kamerad! ^_^ *presents you with Sandvich*

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Ryanth3kill3r In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2012-10-21 12:49:30 +0000 UTC]

me: *receives sandvich* thank you

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to Ryanth3kill3r [2012-10-22 17:08:37 +0000 UTC]

Sandvich Medic Neko: You is mosts velcomes kamerad! ^_^

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AmyWeaving [2011-07-27 08:58:12 +0000 UTC]

The Medic's niece? very cute!

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to AmyWeaving [2011-07-27 15:46:19 +0000 UTC]

Aw, Thanx!:3

Haven't thought about her background completely juuust yet, will probably include that with a future picture :3

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HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-26 10:08:01 +0000 UTC]

what i find is the most awesome thing about her is that you have to love and respect her, cause she can choose not to help you and/or poison you

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-27 03:01:38 +0000 UTC]

....oooor slip x-lax into your foods, or try to run you down with her amputator, or shoot toothpicks at you XD

She's not one to get mad easily, but she tends to be sensitive when it comes to the subjects of her height, or someone not acknowledging her when she tries to talk to resolve some dispute (or even on first introductions, lol)

Haha, ohhh the things that could ensue.. X3

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HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-25 17:59:00 +0000 UTC]

how does a saw let her heal her teammates?

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-26 02:06:07 +0000 UTC]

She does a cute little taunt, and the healings be given! X3
Just like it do in da game

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HeartlessMasterZach In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2011-07-26 13:17:02 +0000 UTC]

i actually got that item not too long ago, i havent tried it yet though

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-27 02:50:44 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh! You should! I loves using teh amputator! Definitely feels much more useful the all the other saws in my opinion :3

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Darkside63 In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2012-10-16 04:52:43 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah i agree, very much so

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HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-25 02:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Not only is she adorable she sounds awesome!

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to HeartlessMasterZach [2011-07-25 04:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Aww, Thanx! n_n

She is awesomes, hehe! X3

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ArcticFox4 [2011-07-17 05:28:47 +0000 UTC]

....this makes me want a Sandvich!Medic... XD
Very cute.

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to ArcticFox4 [2011-07-17 05:32:17 +0000 UTC]

-runs away for a minute, then comes back with a sandvich- Here you go! ^_^

hehe, Thanx n_n

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ArcticFox4 In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2011-07-17 06:27:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, Sandwich Doctor!

No problem.

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to ArcticFox4 [2011-07-17 07:17:07 +0000 UTC]

You is very welcomes! ^_^

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shadowdeath-wolf-666 [2011-07-16 23:14:14 +0000 UTC]

*head explodes* So cuuuuute!!!! lol

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VampireMistressKayla In reply to shadowdeath-wolf-666 [2011-07-16 23:21:36 +0000 UTC]

-runs up and gives you Da Healz- No dying! -gives you a Sandvich- You need head to each Sandvich, make you more better! :3

and Tank ya sis' n_n

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shadowdeath-wolf-666 In reply to VampireMistressKayla [2011-07-17 01:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Healing Sandvich! *eats it*

Welcomes :3

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