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Description if it isn't painfully obvious, this was a make-it-up-as-i-go kind of comic. there's no uplifting message and you won't be a better person for reading it. if anything you might become dumber or a worse human being.

also if you have any qualms about a small child's arm being ripped off by a big reptile, rest easy because it's just Gogo. and see? she's fine.

...yeah.
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Comments: 196

MikeLinPA [2016-07-26 17:26:50 +0000 UTC]

it's the circle of life...

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DoctorSplice [2015-04-21 16:40:21 +0000 UTC]

It begins... *Creepy music*

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ramirogalletti [2015-02-12 04:37:12 +0000 UTC]

is there a list of gogo powers?

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Agrophias In reply to ramirogalletti [2015-02-25 16:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Rage
Terror
Speed
Intimidation
Super Strength
and maybe a low level seduction spell in there somewhere. it doesn't always work but when it does, that poor fucker is hooked.

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ramirogalletti In reply to Agrophias [2015-03-16 17:56:45 +0000 UTC]

well i will be damn she is NOT as overpowered as I thinked

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Agrophias In reply to ramirogalletti [2015-03-16 23:40:37 +0000 UTC]

if you read through the series she tells you. she's not human. she's a kaiju of sorts. a great and terrible creature who's soul purpose is to destroy the world.

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ramirogalletti In reply to Agrophias [2015-03-29 04:20:38 +0000 UTC]

so a godzilla like monster?

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Agrophias In reply to ramirogalletti [2015-03-29 12:50:31 +0000 UTC]

More or less. Although i'm fairly certain Gogo would backhand godzilla and make him pay rent for causing destruction on the same planet as her.

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ramirogalletti In reply to Agrophias [2015-03-16 17:44:24 +0000 UTC]

and a little regeneration... i am curius about the ORIGIN of her powers
is magic origin (wizzard) , special human (amazonian), bron with powers for the hell of it (x-men mutants) or what else

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BloodLily16 [2014-11-21 02:38:20 +0000 UTC]

I grew a new arm, killed him, and made him into fancy purses. BEST LINE EVER.

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Musetry [2014-04-05 21:37:48 +0000 UTC]

...oh yeah. She can regenerate a new limb, didn't even thing about that. XD

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MasterPeanut94 [2014-02-12 19:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, Gogo could always make more clones of herself and eat them for substenance.
She basically has an unlimited supply of food.

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kagetenma In reply to MasterPeanut94 [2014-02-21 21:52:15 +0000 UTC]

She did have to eat tons just to sustain her growth of Didi in the first place.  Doesn't seem like a viable option.

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mg1342mg [2013-10-22 16:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahha! "Well-marbled" is awesome.

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CorneliusOiwer [2013-09-19 03:22:24 +0000 UTC]

The eyes sell the joke at the end.

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Omen11 [2013-06-21 18:46:09 +0000 UTC]

evil eyes make the whole thing amazing

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Squidrog [2013-02-23 22:17:19 +0000 UTC]

"if you have any qualms about a small child's arm being ripped off..."
Nope I don't.

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Orgie666 [2012-07-08 14:17:12 +0000 UTC]

she ate herself XD

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Kitsune-Genetica [2012-04-05 13:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Only Gogo could be half eaten by a croc and still get better.

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Sightseeer [2011-12-11 12:48:58 +0000 UTC]

I've just been reading about all the cannibalsitic references of the current Doctor Who series... so I kinda found a deep meaning to the strip .

And a new and nice song to listen while the world ends: [link]

Nice work .

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LiaHansen In reply to Sightseeer [2013-09-02 18:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Whoa whoa whoa, what about cannibalistic references in doctor who??

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Sightseeer In reply to LiaHansen [2013-12-02 02:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Sorry it took me looong time to answer (I didn't log in for a while and then I had no idea what I was talking about then, so I had to do some research XD).

During the special episodes of Doctor Who The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords there's an alien race called The Tocalfane which are the future humans trying to find a new home after all the stars have died. Eventually they are stranded in the cold dead space, which makes them lose their minds and eat each other until they evolve into The Toclafane.

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woggie1 [2011-10-27 04:18:26 +0000 UTC]

Says you.

Actually, it was a very uplifting story. Little Gogo's victory over the harsh elements of the depredations of crocodiles.

Would that we could all do stuff like that.

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FoxKnight69 [2011-09-18 18:51:56 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of the Wendigo Syndrome where people crave human flesh despite having access to food.

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InTheStarryNightSky [2011-09-03 06:57:07 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Hehehe, yep it's Gogo alright. (Though I don't quite think I would use the word "fine".)

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hmsnike [2010-10-29 16:33:06 +0000 UTC]

She's fine?

... This is a definition of 'fine' of which I was previously unaware.

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Katana2071 [2010-09-25 11:08:43 +0000 UTC]

great chars and something similar happened in strange wilderness where pirahanas eat a friend and then they catch and eat the pirahanas and in the middle of the feast someone makes the connection if the fish ate their friend and they eat the fish arnt they eating thier friend also and they all proceed to vomit. any connection between this and that.

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gizbear [2010-07-28 09:19:46 +0000 UTC]

her best left arm. snerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk... XD

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matb70774 [2010-02-14 07:36:22 +0000 UTC]

But there are still poptarts and fruitloops in the kitchen!!

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Werevampiwolf [2009-09-19 15:34:48 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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Lyra-Lie [2009-09-11 13:20:42 +0000 UTC]

lol, I like the mini story best. The expressions are hilarious. x3

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MadMother88 [2009-08-17 22:36:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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AxelofReaht [2009-07-12 03:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. It is always a shame to misplace one's own limbs.

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Omega23 [2009-06-05 18:06:22 +0000 UTC]

I love her expression in the tenth panel. So outraged.

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cihge [2009-05-19 18:46:13 +0000 UTC]

Made me giggle. Thanks.

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the-Beas-tWithin [2009-05-07 15:49:10 +0000 UTC]


HA HA HA
Don't worry i was already a worse human being.

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Marshall-Turner [2009-04-26 08:46:07 +0000 UTC]

You're right, I'm not a better person for reading this, but I'm certainly (however temporarily or sardonically) a much happier one. Thanks!

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suna-rose351 In reply to Marshall-Turner [2009-07-10 03:06:55 +0000 UTC]

I am in much agreement with you.

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Kaos111 [2009-04-08 02:16:20 +0000 UTC]

00' ..... As much as i love Gogo, she scares the hell outta me.

why couldnt thye just grow extra arms...and eat those instead!

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Eefera [2009-03-09 03:42:10 +0000 UTC]

haha! again, brilliant work!

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FinalSage [2009-03-01 06:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Ahh Gogo, if nature said she could explain you, I would sit down and listen.

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shootxxme [2009-02-12 06:18:07 +0000 UTC]

afjaslfjf!!!! <--- i cannot find words to describe you!!!! i love your characters/random imagination. at first i was just sitting there staring at the end, couple minutes later i burst out into laughter. i COULDNT stop looking at your comics it was addicting and i stayed up till 1:30 a.m. just to read all of them(then again i started at 12)...thru all this i thought of some words, they cant even sum it up but it'll do:
YOU'RE AWESOME PLEaSE MAKE MORE

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AngelMeeble [2009-02-12 01:34:28 +0000 UTC]

You have an awesome imagination.

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Ninja-Kow [2009-02-10 09:00:04 +0000 UTC]

The only story featuring dismemberment that I can remember that was funnier is the Black Knight.

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enistoja [2009-01-21 02:50:03 +0000 UTC]

heh the expression work is great! Loved the last panel hahah

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SamBlob [2009-01-19 22:48:03 +0000 UTC]

And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower,
And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
He said 'All men shall be sailors then until the sea shall free them!'
But he himself was broken long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human, he sank beneath your wisdom like a stone...

The story in the middle of the comic reminded me of that. A total non-sequitur that still manages to blend in well.

...BTW, that's most of the second verse of "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen.

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VanHeist In reply to SamBlob [2009-01-20 01:57:26 +0000 UTC]

i'd never heard that song nor known the lyrics but it had a heavy aroma of Leonard Cohen hanging over it by halfway through hehe thanks!

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SamBlob In reply to VanHeist [2009-01-20 11:05:23 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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esrever619 [2009-01-19 21:28:48 +0000 UTC]

IM'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!


lol, I could tell you were making this up as you go. It works though. Love the last panel.

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p3rsh1ng [2009-01-19 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Gosh ... kill modes activated. Everyone except Andy better get out of their sights

... and Andy better prepare some chow right away

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