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CHAPTER 10
WALTZING, MACARENA, AND AGGRESSIVE FAN-GIRLS!
[DANCING AND GAMES PART 2]
~~~{Can't You Tell I Love You?}~~~
November 7th 2014
“One two three. One two three.” You mumbled to yourself as looked at your feet making sure you didn’t step on Kaoru’s. You two glided across a cleared out room in the academy. Your hands fit perfectly together. He wouldn’t admit it, but Kaoru liked how your hand held onto his shoulder for guidance. Or the cute way you’d mumble ‘One two three’ to stay in time.
“(Y/N).” Your head popped up to Kaoru’s. Your eyes were so wide and innocent. It was killing Kaoru to not just hug you and never let go.
“Hhmm?” You asked looking into his eyes. Kaoru forgot what he was going to say as he gazed into your eyes. For the moment you two stopped dancing and stood there still connected. When he looked into your eyes he was scared and relieved at the same time. Your irises were the perfect shade (E/C) full of wonder and innocence. Kaoru loved that. ‘No. Stop, I can’t. Not with how Hikaru feels about her….’ Kaoru thought as he shook his head a little to get those ideas out of his head. Although he wasn’t a mind reader, he knew his brother had a thing for you, so how could he go for you? Even though you were perfect….with your humor, and the subtle blush you would have when you got something wrong. ‘No damnit!’
“Yo Kellogs you ok?” You asked tilting your head with your eyebrows pulled together slightly.
“Uh y-yeah…sorry I just think it’s time for Hikaru to take my place.” Kaoru laughed awkwardly as you walked away from you nudging his brother in your direction.
“So I’ve noticed that you keep your eyes on the floor you’ve got to-” Hikaru started guiding you while Kaoru tried to block everything he thought.
“Boss are you still pouting that you didn’t get to teach (Y/N) how to dance?” Kaoru asked holding a smirk.
“What?! No! I’m perfectly fine with my little girl being close to your brother!” Tamaki exclaimed looking up from his position sitting on the window sill crying his eyes out. They both looked over to you two to see you giggling putting your head on his chest and your hand on Hikaru’s shoulder to keep you from falling. Hikaru looked truly happy. He looked fondly down at you.
“This time try to keep eye contact and not trip over yourself.” Hikaru said with a smirk as you went back into position.
“Couldn’t I just do the cat daddy? Or the wop? Maybe the dougie? Oh Oh! or even the sprinkler?” You joked.
“What are you talking about?” Hikaru asked looking at you like you were crazy.
“Dumb American dances….don’t ask…” You giggled.
“How about we try once more? Then we’ll call it a day?” Hikaru compromised.
“Ok let’s do this!” Hikaru held you close. You made sure you didn’t look down and kept in time. When you made it across the room without stepping on Hikaru’s feet and looking down you did a little victory cheer in your mind.
“I did it!”
“Hey nice job.” Hikaru smirked at a job well done- completely ignoring that he enjoyed dancing with you, not posing like he did with his customers.
“Thank you so much! I probs would’ve tripped all over myself!” You smiled and hugged his torso. Hikaru stiffened at first but relaxed and wrapped his arms around you. For the moment it was like he was completely at Zen. Hikaru could smell the watermelon shampoo you used that mixed with your fruity perfume making the perfect blend. Everything was right- until you pulled away and he too was forced to let go.
“No problem.” The twin said in a bored tone to hide his true feelings.
“Don’t think I forgot you!” You said tackle hugging Kaoru while his back was turned. A yelp escaped his lips, but was quickly replaced with a chuckle seeing that it was you.
“No problem.” Kaoru said. You pulled away to see Tamaki dramatically staring out the window trying, and I mean trying….., to keep a stoic face. You sighed.
“King T do you wanna hug too?” You asked opening your arms up.
“No. I don’t need it! I perfectly…fine…” Tamaki pouted more in the corner while you just rolled your eyes him.
“Fine I’m leaving I’ll-” you interrupted by the hyperactive blonde tackle hugging you from behind.
“I didn’t mean it! I swear! Don’t be mad (Y/N)!”

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Over the rest of the day you found out that a. you rocked at the waltz, and b. you found out about some host hopping chick. When Tamaki found out that you were going to be her next favorite host. He seemed to lose his shit.
“Hey boss! Why don’t you quit eating that commoner’s ramen and come over and help us with the party planning?” Hikaru asked.
“Does it really bother you that princess Kanako has taken a liking to (Y/N)?” Kaoru added.
“You should get used to it! Everyone takes a liking to me!” You butted in.
“He shouldn’t be surprised. She’s had the illness for quite some time now. Hasn’t she?” Kyoya spoke up. His statement rose some questions in you.
“What disease?” You asked.
“She’s got the host hopping disease.” Hikaru explained as he brother followed suit.
“A.K.A. never the same boy twice disease.” Kaoru finished.
“That literally sounds like every teenage girl ever….like….even me.” You blinked not really surprised by the teen girl’s indecisiveness.
“You went through the same thing?” Hikaru asked leaning against table getting closer to you.
“Going through boy after boy.” Kaoru added leaning on the other side.
“Sooooo Kyoya anything else you’d like to add?” You asked trying to change the subject you seemed sore on with a fake smile. The twins pin pointed that and thought to themselves that they’d have to bring up your ex-boyfriends.
“Usually our customers choose a favorite host and then see them regularly. However, princess Kanako seems to change her favorites on a regular basis.” Kyoya explained. You thanked the cupcake gods from above that he was such a tight wad that’d he’d explain about anything…..
“That’s right! Because before she choose you she was with Tama-chan!” Mitsukuni piped up coming next to the table. You scooted out your chair and pulled the little host into your lap sitting indian style so you could cradle his little body with ease. Honey was used to sitting the girl’s laps, but you weren’t one of them making a light shade of pink paint across his cheeks. You wrapped your arms around his torso and rested your head on his shoulder. Not to mention it got a little awkward for Mitsukuni considering his back was pressed closely to your front…..*wink wonk*
“So wait- King T’s all butt hurt because I stole his girl?” you raised an eyebrow getting more comfortable in your seat with the little host.
“Shut up! I couldn’t care less! I’m running out of patience!” Tamaki wailed.
“Dude- calm your shit…..it’s nap time….Let a bro sleep in peace….” You said as your eyelids got heavier and you cuddled more into the host you held close.
“A lady should never refer to herself as a- a- BRO! Mama! (Y/N)’s using those dirty boy words again…..” Tamaki said as he cried himself into a tissue kneeling on the ground.
“I’m sorry- but who is mama?” Kaoru asked.
“Based on club position I assume it’s me.” Kyoya stated. You giggled.
“Does that mean I can call you mama bear from now on?” You asked. The twins and Mitsukuni smiled.
“No….”
“Oh come on mama bear! You’ll love it! It’s either that or my multiple versions of the name ‘Steve’.”
“Which I still don’t get either….” Kyoya answered to your banter.
“Look papa bear- calm your shit down because like I said….it’s nap time…..” You closed your eyes and let the darkness that was sleep- NOT THE DARK SIDE EVEN IF IT DOES HAVE COOKIES!....and Bakura…..- invite you in and let you stay for a while. Mitsukuni could feel your breathing slow down as he felt himself getting more and more drowsy.
“Mama! Do something!” Tamaki wailed still on the floor.
“Doesn’t look like I can do much now. She’s asleep.” Kyoya said continuing on his laptop. Tamaki’s head snapped up as he tip-toed to where you sat to see you and Mitsukuni fast asleep.
“My little girl……how can I stay mad at you when you look so cute when you sleep!” Tamaki squealed on the inside. ‘She does look pretty cute…..’ both twins thought.

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“(Y/N)?” You heard a voice. The voice was like a rope attached to you pulling you out of the warm darkness that was sleep.
Meanwhile in your dream you were having a dance off with Abraham Lincoln.

“I WILL DEFEAT YOU ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!!” You yelled while doing the cabbage patch. The lights shined brightly from the glowing floor. The crowd around you cheered.
“I WILL NOT LOSE! AND BEING HONEST ABE I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH!” Abraham Lincoln shouted back while doing the sprinkler. Confetti rained down from the sky, elephants paraded around the dance floor.

“ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS NOOB AT DANCING!” You exclaimed jolting up from your seat also waking Mitsukuni. Kanako laughed putting a hand to her mouth.
“Oh sorry about that……just had a weird dream…like REALLY weird….” You said handing the little host off to Takashi. Kanako sat at your table, very lady like might I add.
“It’s no trouble at all. I thought that it would be a nice change to talk to a girl with such personality as yourself, so now you’re my new favorite host!” Kanako beamed.
“Oh you!” You said faking embarrassment. “That wouldn’t be a surprise though, I’m everyone’s favorite~” You flipped your hair doing a fake sexy voice. Kanako giggled amused by your antics.
“I’m just kidding! Just kidding! I’m not that much of an arrogant asshole!” Tamaki was keeping an eye on you two. How could Kanako pick you over him! Humpf!
“Wow these teacups….Genero…..” Kanako seemed to look into the teacup almost lovingly.
“Erm- the what now?” You asked tilting your head.
“Oh nothing….just this tea-cup….”
“I guess you could spot a tea-cup from a mile away huh?” You smiled.
“Wah…? –no! It’s not like that I mean-“ Kanako rambled on when you laughed.
“Oh dude chillax. Ain’t no thang.” That’s when a boy with a whole plethora of teacups on a rolling table came in. Kanako stiffened at the sight of him causing your shipping sense to go off.
“Are you sweet on the boy over there?” You asked with a smile jutting your head in the boy’s direction. Your question seemed to catch her off guard as she fumbled looking for the right words. Oh you already knew so there was no going back now. *evil laugh*

After the club closed down you decided to add some of your own…decorations to the party.
“(Y/N), what are you doing?” The twins asked looking up to you sitting on a ladder holding up some speakers.
“Uh….nothing…just a surprise that’s all!” You beamed down at them. The last speakers and lights were put up and you came down the latter.
“Surprise huh? Let us in on it! Please??” The twins gave you puppy dog eyes. You giggled and shook your head.
“Sorry ladies but this one is a surprise!” You had a few hours to go for the party so you all dispersed to get ready. When you arrived the only people there so far were the orchestra and the host club members. Tamaki’s jaw seemed to drop at the sight of you . When you cleaned up, you looked fine.
“Wow (Y/N) you look pretty good.” The twins said eyeing you up.
“Thanks~ you guys don’t look bad yourself.” You walked in a half circling drinking in the dance room. That’s when you spotted something- something very near and dear to your heart. The twins noticed your stare and instantly had their lips curved into devilish smirks as each of them took a side of you to lean on.
“Whatcha starin’ so intently at (Y/N)?” The twins asked. You swallowed a lump in your throat as you took a staggered breath in.
“Chocolate. Fountain……” You seemed to be hypnotized by it’s chocolately goodness. Both twins chuckled at you when you started to bounce in place from excited-ness.
“Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!” You squealed as you fanned yourself with both your hands.
“What are you getting so excited about?” Hikaru asked.
“It’s only chocolate.” Kaoru ended. Your head snapped towards him with wide eyes and jaw dropped.
“WHAT?! IT’S NEVER ONLY CHOCOLATE!! ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY!!!” You asked shaking Kaoru back and forth before going back to staring at your long lost love.
“I’ll be with you shortly my love.” You said to your dear chocolate fountain blowing it a kiss. WAIT- YOU HAVE A COUPLE TO HOOK UP!
“Oh yeah! So what’s up with the couple I ship like fed-ex?” The group began telling you the plan when girls flooded in from the door and gather onto the dance floor.

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“It is so good to see you tonight my little lambs. The Ouran Host Club would love to bid you welcome.” Tamaki’s voice came out like silk as the orchestra started playing. All the girls clapped with excitement in their different dresses.
“As always ladies, the Host Club members are here for your entertainment. So, we invite you to dance to your heart’s content. Based on her dancing skills one lucky young lady will be chosen as tonight's queen. The queen’s reward will be a passionate kiss on the cheek form our king.” Kyoya announced to the crowd that was staring ever so intensely at the club.
“Good luck to you my darlings~” Tamaki just about made every girl swoon with hearts all around. That’s when a thought came to your mind.
“Wait that doesn’t mean I’m in it does it?” You asked completely forgetting that you might count considering you had two X chromosomes. Tamaki gasped dramatically.
“Mama! Does my little girl count? Does she! Does she! Does she?” Tamaki begged Kyoya as you were shaking your head no.
“Uh-uh gurl, no way am I givin’ a kiss away like that.” You sassed snapping your fingers afterwards.
“Rules are rules (Y/N).” Was all Kyoya had to say. You groaned internally not wanting to ruin Tamaki’s great mood, that seemed to brighten upon hearing you might have a chance to win. ‘Great…..now I’ll have to dance horribly….. but knowing me that’ll be impossible considering I’m awesome at dancing….’ You thought having a mental chat with yourself. Everyone seemed to find their couples as you dashed to the chocolate fountain claiming one of the plates and grabbing at least one of everything and then getting as much chocolate as you could. Afterwards you skipped happily to a table shoveling down your food when you heard giggles near you. You looked around to see your usual group looking at you. With a hard swallow you set down your fork and smiled at them.
“Sorry you had to see that….. but- IT’S FREAKING CHOCOLATE HOW COULD I NOT!?” You exclaimed.
“Hey (Y/N), care to dance?” You looked up to see Hikaru holding out his hand. The girls around your table looked at you two thinking of some serious shipping.
“Sure thingy doo.” You agreed holding on to his hand as he lead you out to the dance floor.
“Just like we practiced.” Hikaru said letting his hand drop to your waist. Most of the night was switching partners whether it was the host club members or some of the girls you persuaded into waltzing with. Some of those girls were having some serious problems with their ships.
“(Y/N) and Kaoru danced so perfectly!”
“But (Y/N) and Hikaru look so cute together!”
“What about (Y/N) and both the twins?” One girl suggested. The group of girls had red faces in an instant when another girl spoke up.
“What about Tamaki and (Y/N)? Did you see how jealous he got when the twins danced with her?”
“This is so hard! (Y/N) is perfect with everyone!” The girls nodded their heads in agreement. Suddenly the lights dimmed and the orchestra stopped. Everyone, even the club members, were confused.

Macarena By Vengaboys

“Time for the Macerena!!!! Follow my lead!!!” You exclaimed when the song started. The girl’s, and club member’s, eyes were on you.
“Shake it (Y/N)!”
“Woo! Do it (Y/N)!” The twins cheered you on as you started to dance. The only time these girls saw dancing like this was from you. They were all curious on how to dance like you did. The twins decided to go along with you and watched how you danced getting closer to you. Some of the girls got brave and moved their hips a little but it was nothing compared to the way you swayed your hips to the music.
“When I dance they call me Macarena!” You even sang along with the song with a bright smile. All the speakers and lights were placed perfectly so you could hear the music from every angle- and the lights shined different colors everywhere.
“They all want me! They can’t have me!” You sang with the song. That’s when the real fun began. Your hips went left to right in beat as you did the Macarena. The twins seemed to catch on to the pattern and copied your movements. When the whole dance was finished you turned to the next direction seeing the other girls attempting to copy you. When the Macarena dance wasn’t going on it was casual dancing , which was usually just whipping your hair around or moving your hips .
“Now don’t you worry about my boyfriend!” Everyone seemed to join in on your type of dancing. Unless they were Kyoya and Takashi who just left the dancing the rest of you.
“What I supposed to do? He was out of town! And his two friends were so fine!” You said running a finger under both Hikaru and Kaoru’s chins. Boy did the girls have a fun time shipping that….
“I knew it!”
“Hikaru and (Y/N) and Kaoru!!!”
“It has to be cannon!”
Everyone was having a good time and enjoying themselves when a large figure pulled you away from the crowd into a different room.
“Aw man- warn a brothah first…..” You pouted thinking about all the chocolate you were going to miss out on as Takashi set you down.
“There she is!” Kaoru said crossing his arms.
“Go get changed!” Hikaru said handing you an item wrapped in tissue paper when Mitsukuni shoved you into the dressing room.
“A little accident towards the end of the night would be quite thrilling, and remember (Y/N) there are only twenty minutes remaining before party reaches its climax. Suzashima is waiting for you in the classroom across the hall.” Kyoya explained as you slipped on the dress. The outfit overall seemed to be super pink and flowery, very much not you unless it was gorgeous. Along with the package was a wig. It was a long curly platinum blonde wig with straight across bangs. (If you have blonde hair then the wig was red) You drew the curtain back only to have the twins throw you in a chair and putting makeup on you.
“You have to ask him how he feels! Ok?” Mitsukuni suggested.
“Whoa whoa whoa! This is mama’s money maker!” You said batting their hands away.
“Gentlemen!” Tamaki burst through the door. “There you all are! What are you doing? The guests are waiting for-” Tamaki stopped midsentence at the sight of you in something so pink and flowery. You were the cutest thing Tamaki ever saw, with you bright sparkling eyes and flawless smooth skin.
“So what do you think?” The twins asked coming to the king’s side.
“Wow you look so cute!” Mitsukuni exclaimed with a bright smile.
“Thanks there Tiny Tim. Well if you excuse me, I’ve got some flirting do to!” You said flipping your hair on your way out to the room across the hall.
“Good luck (Y/N)!” The twins waved you off.
Meanwhile in the classroom Suzashima was waiting looking out the window with a blank stare.
“You’re the one who wrote this letter? You’re totally different from what I imagined.” Suzashima said holding up this so called ‘letter.’
“Uh- letter?”

I’m in love love! From the first time I saw you I’ve been head over heels in love! It’s like my heart is stuck in a never ending typhoon! All these feelings of love keep whipping around in my heart like the breaking waves! When the typhoon’s rising waters come I want to rendezvous with you at Noah’s Ark! I do! I do!

‘Holy shit this letter is terrible……who the hell wrote this?’ You thought when you came to the conclusion that it was probably the twins…..
“Excuse me, have we met somewhere before?” Suzashima asked.
“Ah….no! This is first time I’ve actually talked to you! Guess I never really had the courage to come up and talk to you.” You acted shy looking at the ground playing with the wig you were wearing.
“I’m sorry, I’m flattered by your letter, but I’m afraid I don’t feel the same way. You see….another girl already has my heart….”
“Oh! You have a girlfriend?”
“Unfortunately she’s not my girlfriend. In fact I think she’s completely over me. In all honesty, she’d be happier with someone more self-confident than me.” Suzashima said. Your heart went out to him seeing that he really did care about the chick you thought to be Kanako.
“Tamaki. Where are you taking me?” You heard a voice from outside.
“You know you’re not the kind of girl who’s good at manipulating others.” Tamaki said as the two stopped in front of a window.
“What do you mean by that?” Kanako asked.
“I have you figured out Kanako. I know you’re switching from host to host to get his attention and I’ve noticed that you always look the happiest gazing into a teacup.” Kanako’s eyes widened at Tamaki’s remark. Kanako remembered when her and Suzashima would look at all the teacups and his promise that he would marry her.
“It’s pointless…..It doesn’t matter how hard I try, he never notices me and now he’s decided to study abroad without- without even telling me...”
“That’s why I decided I need to change. I want to see the world. Hopefully, become a better man. I know it’s selfish, but I wonder if she’ll wait for me.”
“Yeah that idea does kind of bonk out dude- you should really just lay all your cards on the table and all ‘yo I dig you!’ and then she’ll probs be all ‘omg gurl same here!’” You said interpreting their confession as Suzashima got the concept but looked confused by how you put it. “Maybe she will wait though- you never know until you tell her how you feel. What could go wrong? The worst is that she’d say no. And even then you’d still have a chance.” Suzashima was taken aback by your words this time, realizing that what he was doing was a mistake. At that moment Kanako opened the door surprising you both. When Kanako saw you both there her heart about broke. She could practically hear it shattering.
“Kanako…” Suzashima said. The brown haired girl looked down as to shield her tear filled eyes.
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you two I- just-” Now you could plainly see tears gathering at the bottom of her chin as she ran away. It made your heart ache in pain to see her cry. What could you say? You were an empathetic crier. When you see people cry you cry too!
“Kanako!” Suzashima ran after her. “Kanako!” You ran out to the hall to see him chasing after his girl. Your hand was over your heart rubbing in circles to make the ache go away. Did you guys just completely wreck everything?
“Oh my god! Did we just fuck everything up?” You asked Tamaki who came out of nowhere like usual. He looked to you to see your big eyes almost tearing up.
“He did go running after her.” You ran a hand over both your eyes to make sure no tears escaped. Your fingers were crossed hoping things would work out for those two. ‘It’s our responsibility as the elite Ouran Host Club to make every girl happy…..’
Suzashima was chasing after his love when he caught her wrist and turned her around. A spotlight hit the two as they stopped running.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for us to begin the final dance of the evening’s festivities. The last waltz has been chosen by the host club for this couple.” Tamaki announced as all the girls starting pouring out of the doors and on to the balcony. Kanako took a step back with her eyes wide, there was a warm feeling inside her hoping what she thought was true.
“Princess Kazuka, may I have this dance?” Suzashima asked holding out his hand awaiting for her approval. Kanako sent a small smile his way and gently took his hand and commenced in their waltz.
“Yes.” The two of them glided across the dance floor. You were on the sidelines fan-girling at how well this had worked. They were perfect for each other in every way.
“I love you Kanako. I’ve always loved you, and I want you to be my wife.” It seemed Kanako’s world was turned right-side up again.
“Tonight, marks the end of my host hopping.” Kanako said with a smile looking at her now fiancé.
“May this awkward couple be forever blessed!” Tamaki said spreading his arms open with a smile.
“And now we will announce the queen of the ball.” Hikaru said with a microphone in hand.
“Congratulations (F/N) (L/N)!” Your eyes widened by Kaoru’s words.
“Whoa whoa whoa- I didn’t sign up for that! We’re good I’m totes fine! No need to kiss me!” You said trying to walk away but the crowd of girls were blocking you in.
“I knew It!”
“Tamaki and (Y/N) are forever!”
“But what about her and the Hitachiin twins?” The girls were arguing over who to ship you with meanwhile Tamaki lit up like a star hearing this as the crowd clapped.
“And for her reward a kiss on the cheek from the king!” Tamaki was giddy inside hearing Hikaru say that.
“Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin will stand in for Tamaki!” Kaoru announced making both you and Tamaki cringe.
“Kyoya did say that a little accident towards the end of the night might make the evening more thrilling for everyone.” The twins shrugged as they turned to their right to see you glaring at them.
“You guys suck. I thought we were crowning Kanako as the queen of the ball.” You fake glared at them as each of them took place on either side of you.
“Hey you don’t think this is (Y/N)-chan’s first kiss do you?” Honey thought out loud. Oh trust me he was far from the truth….
“What?” Tamaki’s eyes widened at the thought of those shady twins stealing your first kiss. He tried wiggling out of Takashi’s grip to no avail.
“A change of plans we guess.” The twins said before leaning in and pressing their lips to your soft cheek. All the girls were either squealing, blushing, or in a few cases fainting.
“HA! Hikaru, (Y/N), and Kaoru forever!!!”
“But Tamaki and (Y/N) were so perfect together!” T_T
“Was that so bad?” The twins asked smirking. They were surprised to see your flawless skin still at its usual (S/T) color. You simply stuck your tongue out at both of them. ‘I guess tonight was pretty fun overall….’ You thought to yourself. There would so much more fun later on as well….

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CHAPTER 10
WALTZING, MACARENA, AND AGGRESSIVE FAN-GIRLS!
[DANCING AND GAMES PART 2]
~~~{Can't You Tell I Love You?}~~~
November 7th 2014
“One two three. One two three.” You mumbled to yourself as looked at your feet making sure you didn’t step on Kaoru’s. You two glided across a cleared out room in the academy. Your hands fit perfectly together. He wouldn’t admit it, but Kaoru liked how your hand held onto his shoulder for guidance. Or the cute way you’d mumble ‘One two three’ to stay in time.
“(Y/N).” Your head popped up to Kaoru’s. Your eyes were so wide and innocent. It was killing Kaoru to not just hug you and never let go.
“Hhmm?” You asked looking into his eyes. Kaoru forgot what he was going to say as he gazed into your eyes. For the moment you two stopped dancing and stood there still connected. When he looked into your eyes he was scared and relieved at the same time. Your irises were the perfect shade (E/C) full of wonder and innocence. Kaoru loved that. ‘No. Stop, I can’t. Not with how Hikaru feels about her….’ Kaoru thought as he shook his head a little to get those ideas out of his head. Although he wasn’t a mind reader, he knew his brother had a thing for you, so how could he go for you? Even though you were perfect….with your humor, and the subtle blush you would have when you got something wrong. ‘No damnit!’
“Yo Kellogs you ok?” You asked tilting your head with your eyebrows pulled together slightly.
“Uh y-yeah…sorry I just think it’s time for Hikaru to take my place.” Kaoru laughed awkwardly as you walked away from you nudging his brother in your direction.
“So I’ve noticed that you keep your eyes on the floor you’ve got to-” Hikaru started guiding you while Kaoru tried to block everything he thought.
“Boss are you still pouting that you didn’t get to teach (Y/N) how to dance?” Kaoru asked holding a smirk.
“What?! No! I’m perfectly fine with my little girl being close to your brother!” Tamaki exclaimed looking up from his position sitting on the window sill crying his eyes out. They both looked over to you two to see you giggling putting your head on his chest and your hand on Hikaru’s shoulder to keep you from falling. Hikaru looked truly happy. He looked fondly down at you.
“This time try to keep eye contact and not trip over yourself.” Hikaru said with a smirk as you went back into position.
“Couldn’t I just do the cat daddy? Or the wop? Maybe the dougie? Oh Oh! or even the sprinkler?” You joked.
“What are you talking about?” Hikaru asked looking at you like you were crazy.
“Dumb American dances….don’t ask…” You giggled.
“How about we try once more? Then we’ll call it a day?” Hikaru compromised.
“Ok let’s do this!” Hikaru held you close. You made sure you didn’t look down and kept in time. When you made it across the room without stepping on Hikaru’s feet and looking down you did a little victory cheer in your mind.
“I did it!”
“Hey nice job.” Hikaru smirked at a job well done- completely ignoring that he enjoyed dancing with you, not posing like he did with his customers.
“Thank you so much! I probs would’ve tripped all over myself!” You smiled and hugged his torso. Hikaru stiffened at first but relaxed and wrapped his arms around you. For the moment it was like he was completely at Zen. Hikaru could smell the watermelon shampoo you used that mixed with your fruity perfume making the perfect blend. Everything was right- until you pulled away and he too was forced to let go.
“No problem.” The twin said in a bored tone to hide his true feelings.
“Don’t think I forgot you!” You said tackle hugging Kaoru while his back was turned. A yelp escaped his lips, but was quickly replaced with a chuckle seeing that it was you.
“No problem.” Kaoru said. You pulled away to see Tamaki dramatically staring out the window trying, and I mean trying….., to keep a stoic face. You sighed.
“King T do you wanna hug too?” You asked opening your arms up.
“No. I don’t need it! I perfectly…fine…” Tamaki pouted more in the corner while you just rolled your eyes him.
“Fine I’m leaving I’ll-” you interrupted by the hyperactive blonde tackle hugging you from behind.
“I didn’t mean it! I swear! Don’t be mad (Y/N)!”

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Over the rest of the day you found out that a. you rocked at the waltz, and b. you found out about some host hopping chick. When Tamaki found out that you were going to be her next favorite host. He seemed to lose his shit.
“Hey boss! Why don’t you quit eating that commoner’s ramen and come over and help us with the party planning?” Hikaru asked.
“Does it really bother you that princess Kanako has taken a liking to (Y/N)?” Kaoru added.
“You should get used to it! Everyone takes a liking to me!” You butted in.
“He shouldn’t be surprised. She’s had the illness for quite some time now. Hasn’t she?” Kyoya spoke up. His statement rose some questions in you.
“What disease?” You asked.
“She’s got the host hopping disease.” Hikaru explained as he brother followed suit.
“A.K.A. never the same boy twice disease.” Kaoru finished.
“That literally sounds like every teenage girl ever….like….even me.” You blinked not really surprised by the teen girl’s indecisiveness.
“You went through the same thing?” Hikaru asked leaning against table getting closer to you.
“Going through boy after boy.” Kaoru added leaning on the other side.
“Sooooo Kyoya anything else you’d like to add?” You asked trying to change the subject you seemed sore on with a fake smile. The twins pin pointed that and thought to themselves that they’d have to bring up your ex-boyfriends.
“Usually our customers choose a favorite host and then see them regularly. However, princess Kanako seems to change her favorites on a regular basis.” Kyoya explained. You thanked the cupcake gods from above that he was such a tight wad that’d he’d explain about anything…..
“That’s right! Because before she choose you she was with Tama-chan!” Mitsukuni piped up coming next to the table. You scooted out your chair and pulled the little host into your lap sitting indian style so you could cradle his little body with ease. Honey was used to sitting the girl’s laps, but you weren’t one of them making a light shade of pink paint across his cheeks. You wrapped your arms around his torso and rested your head on his shoulder. Not to mention it got a little awkward for Mitsukuni considering his back was pressed closely to your front…..*wink wonk*
“So wait- King T’s all butt hurt because I stole his girl?” you raised an eyebrow getting more comfortable in your seat with the little host.
“Shut up! I couldn’t care less! I’m running out of patience!” Tamaki wailed.
“Dude- calm your shit…..it’s nap time….Let a bro sleep in peace….” You said as your eyelids got heavier and you cuddled more into the host you held close.
“A lady should never refer to herself as a- a- BRO! Mama! (Y/N)’s using those dirty boy words again…..” Tamaki said as he cried himself into a tissue kneeling on the ground.
“I’m sorry- but who is mama?” Kaoru asked.
“Based on club position I assume it’s me.” Kyoya stated. You giggled.
“Does that mean I can call you mama bear from now on?” You asked. The twins and Mitsukuni smiled.
“No….”
“Oh come on mama bear! You’ll love it! It’s either that or my multiple versions of the name ‘Steve’.”
“Which I still don’t get either….” Kyoya answered to your banter.
“Look papa bear- calm your shit down because like I said….it’s nap time…..” You closed your eyes and let the darkness that was sleep- NOT THE DARK SIDE EVEN IF IT DOES HAVE COOKIES!....and Bakura…..- invite you in and let you stay for a while. Mitsukuni could feel your breathing slow down as he felt himself getting more and more drowsy.
“Mama! Do something!” Tamaki wailed still on the floor.
“Doesn’t look like I can do much now. She’s asleep.” Kyoya said continuing on his laptop. Tamaki’s head snapped up as he tip-toed to where you sat to see you and Mitsukuni fast asleep.
“My little girl……how can I stay mad at you when you look so cute when you sleep!” Tamaki squealed on the inside. ‘She does look pretty cute…..’ both twins thought.

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“(Y/N)?” You heard a voice. The voice was like a rope attached to you pulling you out of the warm darkness that was sleep.
Meanwhile in your dream you were having a dance off with Abraham Lincoln.

“I WILL DEFEAT YOU ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!!” You yelled while doing the cabbage patch. The lights shined brightly from the glowing floor. The crowd around you cheered.
“I WILL NOT LOSE! AND BEING HONEST ABE I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH!” Abraham Lincoln shouted back while doing the sprinkler. Confetti rained down from the sky, elephants paraded around the dance floor.

“ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS NOOB AT DANCING!” You exclaimed jolting up from your seat also waking Mitsukuni. Kanako laughed putting a hand to her mouth.
“Oh sorry about that……just had a weird dream…like REALLY weird….” You said handing the little host off to Takashi. Kanako sat at your table, very lady like might I add.
“It’s no trouble at all. I thought that it would be a nice change to talk to a girl with such personality as yourself, so now you’re my new favorite host!” Kanako beamed.
“Oh you!” You said faking embarrassment. “That wouldn’t be a surprise though, I’m everyone’s favorite~” You flipped your hair doing a fake sexy voice. Kanako giggled amused by your antics.
“I’m just kidding! Just kidding! I’m not that much of an arrogant asshole!” Tamaki was keeping an eye on you two. How could Kanako pick you over him! Humpf!
“Wow these teacups….Genero…..” Kanako seemed to look into the teacup almost lovingly.
“Erm- the what now?” You asked tilting your head.
“Oh nothing….just this tea-cup….”
“I guess you could spot a tea-cup from a mile away huh?” You smiled.
“Wah…? –no! It’s not like that I mean-“ Kanako rambled on when you laughed.
“Oh dude chillax. Ain’t no thang.” That’s when a boy with a whole plethora of teacups on a rolling table came in. Kanako stiffened at the sight of him causing your shipping sense to go off.
“Are you sweet on the boy over there?” You asked with a smile jutting your head in the boy’s direction. Your question seemed to catch her off guard as she fumbled looking for the right words. Oh you already knew so there was no going back now. *evil laugh*

After the club closed down you decided to add some of your own…decorations to the party.
“(Y/N), what are you doing?” The twins asked looking up to you sitting on a ladder holding up some speakers.
“Uh….nothing…just a surprise that’s all!” You beamed down at them. The last speakers and lights were put up and you came down the latter.
“Surprise huh? Let us in on it! Please??” The twins gave you puppy dog eyes. You giggled and shook your head.
“Sorry ladies but this one is a surprise!” You had a few hours to go for the party so you all dispersed to get ready. When you arrived the only people there so far were the orchestra and the host club members. Tamaki’s jaw seemed to drop at the sight of you . When you cleaned up, you looked fine.
“Wow (Y/N) you look pretty good.” The twins said eyeing you up.
“Thanks~ you guys don’t look bad yourself.” You walked in a half circling drinking in the dance room. That’s when you spotted something- something very near and dear to your heart. The twins noticed your stare and instantly had their lips curved into devilish smirks as each of them took a side of you to lean on.
“Whatcha starin’ so intently at (Y/N)?” The twins asked. You swallowed a lump in your throat as you took a staggered breath in.
“Chocolate. Fountain……” You seemed to be hypnotized by it’s chocolately goodness. Both twins chuckled at you when you started to bounce in place from excited-ness.
“Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!” You squealed as you fanned yourself with both your hands.
“What are you getting so excited about?” Hikaru asked.
“It’s only chocolate.” Kaoru ended. Your head snapped towards him with wide eyes and jaw dropped.
“WHAT?! IT’S NEVER ONLY CHOCOLATE!! ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY!!!” You asked shaking Kaoru back and forth before going back to staring at your long lost love.
“I’ll be with you shortly my love.” You said to your dear chocolate fountain blowing it a kiss. WAIT- YOU HAVE A COUPLE TO HOOK UP!
“Oh yeah! So what’s up with the couple I ship like fed-ex?” The group began telling you the plan when girls flooded in from the door and gather onto the dance floor.

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“It is so good to see you tonight my little lambs. The Ouran Host Club would love to bid you welcome.” Tamaki’s voice came out like silk as the orchestra started playing. All the girls clapped with excitement in their different dresses.
“As always ladies, the Host Club members are here for your entertainment. So, we invite you to dance to your heart’s content. Based on her dancing skills one lucky young lady will be chosen as tonight's queen. The queen’s reward will be a passionate kiss on the cheek form our king.” Kyoya announced to the crowd that was staring ever so intensely at the club.
“Good luck to you my darlings~” Tamaki just about made every girl swoon with hearts all around. That’s when a thought came to your mind.
“Wait that doesn’t mean I’m in it does it?” You asked completely forgetting that you might count considering you had two X chromosomes. Tamaki gasped dramatically.
“Mama! Does my little girl count? Does she! Does she! Does she?” Tamaki begged Kyoya as you were shaking your head no.
“Uh-uh gurl, no way am I givin’ a kiss away like that.” You sassed snapping your fingers afterwards.
“Rules are rules (Y/N).” Was all Kyoya had to say. You groaned internally not wanting to ruin Tamaki’s great mood, that seemed to brighten upon hearing you might have a chance to win. ‘Great…..now I’ll have to dance horribly….. but knowing me that’ll be impossible considering I’m awesome at dancing….’ You thought having a mental chat with yourself. Everyone seemed to find their couples as you dashed to the chocolate fountain claiming one of the plates and grabbing at least one of everything and then getting as much chocolate as you could. Afterwards you skipped happily to a table shoveling down your food when you heard giggles near you. You looked around to see your usual group looking at you. With a hard swallow you set down your fork and smiled at them.
“Sorry you had to see that….. but- IT’S FREAKING CHOCOLATE HOW COULD I NOT!?” You exclaimed.
“Hey (Y/N), care to dance?” You looked up to see Hikaru holding out his hand. The girls around your table looked at you two thinking of some serious shipping.
“Sure thingy doo.” You agreed holding on to his hand as he lead you out to the dance floor.
“Just like we practiced.” Hikaru said letting his hand drop to your waist. Most of the night was switching partners whether it was the host club members or some of the girls you persuaded into waltzing with. Some of those girls were having some serious problems with their ships.
“(Y/N) and Kaoru danced so perfectly!”
“But (Y/N) and Hikaru look so cute together!”
“What about (Y/N) and both the twins?” One girl suggested. The group of girls had red faces in an instant when another girl spoke up.
“What about Tamaki and (Y/N)? Did you see how jealous he got when the twins danced with her?”
“This is so hard! (Y/N) is perfect with everyone!” The girls nodded their heads in agreement. Suddenly the lights dimmed and the orchestra stopped. Everyone, even the club members, were confused.

Macarena By Vengaboys

“Time for the Macerena!!!! Follow my lead!!!” You exclaimed when the song started. The girl’s, and club member’s, eyes were on you.
“Shake it (Y/N)!”
“Woo! Do it (Y/N)!” The twins cheered you on as you started to dance. The only time these girls saw dancing like this was from you. They were all curious on how to dance like you did. The twins decided to go along with you and watched how you danced getting closer to you. Some of the girls got brave and moved their hips a little but it was nothing compared to the way you swayed your hips to the music.
“When I dance they call me Macarena!” You even sang along with the song with a bright smile. All the speakers and lights were placed perfectly so you could hear the music from every angle- and the lights shined different colors everywhere.
“They all want me! They can’t have me!” You sang with the song. That’s when the real fun began. Your hips went left to right in beat as you did the Macarena. The twins seemed to catch on to the pattern and copied your movements. When the whole dance was finished you turned to the next direction seeing the other girls attempting to copy you. When the Macarena dance wasn’t going on it was casual dancing , which was usually just whipping your hair around or moving your hips .
“Now don’t you worry about my boyfriend!” Everyone seemed to join in on your type of dancing. Unless they were Kyoya and Takashi who just left the dancing the rest of you.
“What I supposed to do? He was out of town! And his two friends were so fine!” You said running a finger under both Hikaru and Kaoru’s chins. Boy did the girls have a fun time shipping that….
“I knew it!”
“Hikaru and (Y/N) and Kaoru!!!”
“It has to be cannon!”
Everyone was having a good time and enjoying themselves when a large figure pulled you away from the crowd into a different room.
“Aw man- warn a brothah first…..” You pouted thinking about all the chocolate you were going to miss out on as Takashi set you down.
“There she is!” Kaoru said crossing his arms.
“Go get changed!” Hikaru said handing you an item wrapped in tissue paper when Mitsukuni shoved you into the dressing room.
“A little accident towards the end of the night would be quite thrilling, and remember (Y/N) there are only twenty minutes remaining before party reaches its climax. Suzashima is waiting for you in the classroom across the hall.” Kyoya explained as you slipped on the dress. The outfit overall seemed to be super pink and flowery, very much not you unless it was gorgeous. Along with the package was a wig. It was a long curly platinum blonde wig with straight across bangs. (If you have blonde hair then the wig was red) You drew the curtain back only to have the twins throw you in a chair and putting makeup on you.
“You have to ask him how he feels! Ok?” Mitsukuni suggested.
“Whoa whoa whoa! This is mama’s money maker!” You said batting their hands away.
“Gentlemen!” Tamaki burst through the door. “There you all are! What are you doing? The guests are waiting for-” Tamaki stopped midsentence at the sight of you in something so pink and flowery. You were the cutest thing Tamaki ever saw, with you bright sparkling eyes and flawless smooth skin.
“So what do you think?” The twins asked coming to the king’s side.
“Wow you look so cute!” Mitsukuni exclaimed with a bright smile.
“Thanks there Tiny Tim. Well if you excuse me, I’ve got some flirting do to!” You said flipping your hair on your way out to the room across the hall.
“Good luck (Y/N)!” The twins waved you off.
Meanwhile in the classroom Suzashima was waiting looking out the window with a blank stare.
“You’re the one who wrote this letter? You’re totally different from what I imagined.” Suzashima said holding up this so called ‘letter.’
“Uh- letter?”

I’m in love love! From the first time I saw you I’ve been head over heels in love! It’s like my heart is stuck in a never ending typhoon! All these feelings of love keep whipping around in my heart like the breaking waves! When the typhoon’s rising waters come I want to rendezvous with you at Noah’s Ark! I do! I do!

‘Holy shit this letter is terrible……who the hell wrote this?’ You thought when you came to the conclusion that it was probably the twins…..
“Excuse me, have we met somewhere before?” Suzashima asked.
“Ah….no! This is first time I’ve actually talked to you! Guess I never really had the courage to come up and talk to you.” You acted shy looking at the ground playing with the wig you were wearing.
“I’m sorry, I’m flattered by your letter, but I’m afraid I don’t feel the same way. You see….another girl already has my heart….”
“Oh! You have a girlfriend?”
“Unfortunately she’s not my girlfriend. In fact I think she’s completely over me. In all honesty, she’d be happier with someone more self-confident than me.” Suzashima said. Your heart went out to him seeing that he really did care about the chick you thought to be Kanako.
“Tamaki. Where are you taking me?” You heard a voice from outside.
“You know you’re not the kind of girl who’s good at manipulating others.” Tamaki said as the two stopped in front of a window.
“What do you mean by that?” Kanako asked.
“I have you figured out Kanako. I know you’re switching from host to host to get his attention and I’ve noticed that you always look the happiest gazing into a teacup.” Kanako’s eyes widened at Tamaki’s remark. Kanako remembered when her and Suzashima would look at all the teacups and his promise that he would marry her.
“It’s pointless…..It doesn’t matter how hard I try, he never notices me and now he’s decided to study abroad without- without even telling me...”
“That’s why I decided I need to change. I want to see the world. Hopefully, become a better man. I know it’s selfish, but I wonder if she’ll wait for me.”
“Yeah that idea does kind of bonk out dude- you should really just lay all your cards on the table and all ‘yo I dig you!’ and then she’ll probs be all ‘omg gurl same here!’” You said interpreting their confession as Suzashima got the concept but looked confused by how you put it. “Maybe she will wait though- you never know until you tell her how you feel. What could go wrong? The worst is that she’d say no. And even then you’d still have a chance.” Suzashima was taken aback by your words this time, realizing that what he was doing was a mistake. At that moment Kanako opened the door surprising you both. When Kanako saw you both there her heart about broke. She could practically hear it shattering.
“Kanako…” Suzashima said. The brown haired girl looked down as to shield her tear filled eyes.
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you two I- just-” Now you could plainly see tears gathering at the bottom of her chin as she ran away. It made your heart ache in pain to see her cry. What could you say? You were an empathetic crier. When you see people cry you cry too!
“Kanako!” Suzashima ran after her. “Kanako!” You ran out to the hall to see him chasing after his girl. Your hand was over your heart rubbing in circles to make the ache go away. Did you guys just completely wreck everything?
“Oh my god! Did we just fuck everything up?” You asked Tamaki who came out of nowhere like usual. He looked to you to see your big eyes almost tearing up.
“He did go running after her.” You ran a hand over both your eyes to make sure no tears escaped. Your fingers were crossed hoping things would work out for those two. ‘It’s our responsibility as the elite Ouran Host Club to make every girl happy…..’
Suzashima was chasing after his love when he caught her wrist and turned her around. A spotlight hit the two as they stopped running.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for us to begin the final dance of the evening’s festivities. The last waltz has been chosen by the host club for this couple.” Tamaki announced as all the girls starting pouring out of the doors and on to the balcony. Kanako took a step back with her eyes wide, there was a warm feeling inside her hoping what she thought was true.
“Princess Kazuka, may I have this dance?” Suzashima asked holding out his hand awaiting for her approval. Kanako sent a small smile his way and gently took his hand and commenced in their waltz.
“Yes.” The two of them glided across the dance floor. You were on the sidelines fan-girling at how well this had worked. They were perfect for each other in every way.
“I love you Kanako. I’ve always loved you, and I want you to be my wife.” It seemed Kanako’s world was turned right-side up again.
“Tonight, marks the end of my host hopping.” Kanako said with a smile looking at her now fiancé.
“May this awkward couple be forever blessed!” Tamaki said spreading his arms open with a smile.
“And now we will announce the queen of the ball.” Hikaru said with a microphone in hand.
“Congratulations (F/N) (L/N)!” Your eyes widened by Kaoru’s words.
“Whoa whoa whoa- I didn’t sign up for that! We’re good I’m totes fine! No need to kiss me!” You said trying to walk away but the crowd of girls were blocking you in.
“I knew It!”
“Tamaki and (Y/N) are forever!”
“But what about her and the Hitachiin twins?” The girls were arguing over who to ship you with meanwhile Tamaki lit up like a star hearing this as the crowd clapped.
“And for her reward a kiss on the cheek from the king!” Tamaki was giddy inside hearing Hikaru say that.
“Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin will stand in for Tamaki!” Kaoru announced making both you and Tamaki cringe.
“Kyoya did say that a little accident towards the end of the night might make the evening more thrilling for everyone.” The twins shrugged as they turned to their right to see you glaring at them.
“You guys suck. I thought we were crowning Kanako as the queen of the ball.” You fake glared at them as each of them took place on either side of you.
“Hey you don’t think this is (Y/N)-chan’s first kiss do you?” Honey thought out loud. Oh trust me he was far from the truth….
“What?” Tamaki’s eyes widened at the thought of those shady twins stealing your first kiss. He tried wiggling out of Takashi’s grip to no avail.
“A change of plans we guess.” The twins said before leaning in and pressing their lips to your soft cheek. All the girls were either squealing, blushing, or in a few cases fainting.
“HA! Hikaru, (Y/N), and Kaoru forever!!!”
“But Tamaki and (Y/N) were so perfect together!” T_T
“Was that so bad?” The twins asked smirking. They were surprised to see your flawless skin still at its usual (S/T) color. You simply stuck your tongue out at both of them. ‘I guess tonight was pretty fun overall….’ You thought to yourself. There would so much more fun later on as well….