Minebot45 [2014-12-18 04:16:42 +0000 UTC]
(The setting is the county fair. Enderman is at a liquor stand, and Skeleton is walking over with a blue ribbon and...something)
Skeleton: "Hey, check what I got!" (flashes ribbon)
Enderman: "Wow, how'd you win that?"
Skeleton: "For having the best pig in the competition."
Enderman: "Wait, you bred a pig?"
Skeleton: "Yep. The most genetically perfect pig in the contest. Check it out!" (Shows Enderman an Emboar, which oinks in a stupidly masculine manner)
Enderman: "Oh my GOD!"
Skeleton: "Yeah, isn't he something?"
Enderman: "A-are those fists?!"
Skeleton: "Damn right. Show 'im, Baconator."
(The Emboar punches Enderman in the ribs, sending him flying through the air and crashes into a hot dog stand)
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