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Published: 2017-12-24 09:51:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3910; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 146
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You better watch out / You better not lieYou better not pout / I'm telling you why
Santa Claus will hog-tie your ass
He sees you when you're sleeping
He's just a creeper like that
He knows when you are full of shit
So just give it up, you prick, oh....
You better watch out / You better not lie
You better not pout / I'm telling you why
Santa Claus will hog-tie your ass
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Comments: 35
ohmygoodness how cute is that!!!
Probably one of the loveliest Christmas stories ever!
Thank you so much for brighten the day with this!
Please make this a tradition, please, please, please!
I promise to be a good girl, really!
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I'll do more of these so long as I can keep coming up with ideas. Your promise to be good is noted. 
And thanks. This was fun to make.
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That's good to read!
And you should keep the character too for later. They are greatly expressive!
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great way to start my x-mas day. Thanks a lot! What other surprises may this day bring? It surely started promising.
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You're welcome, and thanks for reading.
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Marvelously done and absolutely kinky fun!
Thank you for creating and sharing!
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Thanks. Don't mess with The Claus—a lesson some learn the hard way, sometimes repeatedly.
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I like the sound of repeatedly here!
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This is a hoot! I love the utter incompetence of their scam, and Santa's response. Pity he didn't follow up on teh suggestion of gagging at least one of them, but then, we wouldn't have gotten the fun exchange. Oh, well, maybe next time!
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The older sister's expression right after Santa scowls makes me wonder if she perhaps was not quite as incompetent as she appeared.
But as a gift-extorting hostage scenario, yes, this scam had maximum failure.
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Brilliant scene. Those two little girls are definitely headed for reform school.
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Reform school, or slavery at the North Pole. All those "elves" gotta come from somewhere.
Thank ye much.
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That naughty list is a very helpful warning tool
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Not just a warning tool, but a recruiting tool. Keep pissing off Santa Claus, and he'll eventually be carting bad girls off in slave collars.
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Give them to the nice list. For....training. Gotta learn to be nice, right?
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I like the different poses the girls go through while hogtied, that's much more realistic than if they just statically sat there in!
Also, when Santa gives you that face in panel 3, you know you've fucked up
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Thanks. And yeah, you just have to wonder how much more of this shit the big guy is willing to take. Rest assured, the legend of Santa's elves is just a cover story for widespread slavery at the North Pole.
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He is not amused.
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I like edgy Santa.
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Absolutely funny and delicious! I loved it! You really made a great contemporary Christmas gag 
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A definite Christmas gag, but without a gag. Maybe next year.
Thanks for reading, and happy holidays.
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Ive always loved your renders, what software do you use if you dont mind me asking?
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Thanks. As of the last couple of years, I use mostly DAZ Studio and Photoshop w/ Google's Nik Tools.
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Thank you, Ive always wanted to get into 3d rendering but never knew where to start.
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Go for it. DAZ Studio and some of the base models are free, more than enough to start learning the ... ropes, so to speak.
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Love how Santa´s like "Seriously, this shit again! Do they never learn!?"
Also, Merry Christmas from Sweden!
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I do think he's frustrated with their yearly antics.
Thank you, and merry Christmas.
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Ok. I hate seasonal art usually, but this one just cracked me up. Totallymade my giggle. ^^
Great humor. And wonderful renderings, as per your usual self.
Just excellent !
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Fortunately, "seasonal art" comes is many forms.
Thank you very much.
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