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Published: 2007-09-28 20:20:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1244; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 22
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I really need to stop storing my power tools next to my computer. This is what happens when a rowdy dremel hooks up with a lonely windows pc. Apparently some bot program on the web downloaded onto my dremel, fired it up and got rowdy with my computer, and this was the result. I mean, I didn't know dremels could do that or that XP even had a "blue screen of love". And the noise, DEAR GOD, THE NOISE!! I still hear it. I wont even mention what the two of them did to my desktop. Open files everywhere, broken partitions, and dirty binary messages all over the place, like "1101101010100111010 !!!!" (I'm still cleaning up.) Apparently Kurzweil WAY overestimated his whole timetable on this singularity/AI issue. Oh, and typical, the dremel cut and ran after this whole deal what with the new kid and all. (How it did that I'll never know, cause it isn't battery operated. still wondering about that one.) But, there is a happy ending; my alarm clock, although considerably older than my computer, managed to console it and is proving to be very supportive to my XP through this. SO, my alarm clock found love, XP gets support, I get a new dremel & junkbot seems to be getting quite punctual. All in all it could've been worse.seriously though, see Junkbot view 2 for the specs/tech stuff. I was just bored today.
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seriously tho, this contraption looks good, besides the catastrophic consequanses to have one near your desk with other electronic gizmos and stuff
maybe u make one that needs EMP to be able to stop it from moving haha!!
I m putting it on my faves mate ,,,do some more, go wild, think bolrik in a dress
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my goodness, are u sure u didnt write or co-write at least some of the Dr Who series? Wordy wont cut it any longer mate 
I trully enjoyed the "literature" above tho, been agens since i had a good humorous weird sort of read
Try some stand up comedy, sarky-ironic-self menacing style, I think u will be pretty good at it
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lol, thanx. I aim to entertain. I mean, with "jester" in the name, I better do something foolish. See, the way I figure it with the writing issue, is that people here treat it as a seperate issue. My attitude is that you get most of the package with me. The bots, the words, the lunacy; It's all turnkey with me. Besides, I work outta the house and don't have much of a social life; partially by choice, sometimes not, so this gives me the ability to make people laugh and find friends I would'nt have access to otherwise. So I avail myself to it. I'm glad you enjoy the Mental chaos-energy I spout. Most of the time, I'm cut and dry and focused on more important issues, so to be a humorous jackass is fun. Oh, Btw, what did you used to do for a living? I see alot of lathes and machine tooling going on....
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