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“Hey, I noticed you’ve been checking out my girlfriend. I'm not mad or anything. Honestly, I really can’t blame you. It’s her tummy, right? It’s kinda hard to miss, isn’t it? It’s so fat and round, I love it. Seeing all the eyes in the room go directly to her belly when she walks in is the hottest thing ever. That’s really the only reason I take her to the gym. She’s never worked out a day in her life, although you could probably tell that already. She’s much better at lifting forkfuls of pasta than lifting weights I can assure you. And, god, look at how she sticks out of her top. This tank top is supposed to be loose fitting. It looks more like a sausage casing over her tanker of a belly. She could pass as pregnant, couldn’t she? Probably like five or six months? You should see her when she’s full. She’ll pass for the full nine after a good meal. I gotta make sure she’s wearing some stretchy clothes when she really gets going, though. One time, I shit you not, she wore high waisted skinny jeans to her family’s cookout, burst right out of ‘em. I had to scavenge in the grass for like 5 minutes to even find the button. She loves hearing me tease her about that. So, anyway, I was thinking, would you wanna come back to our place? We were gonna order pizza tonight and I could use an extra pair of hands to feed this greedy girl. So, you down?”