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RoadTripDog [2010-10-07 19:51:14 +0000 UTC]
Those old royal chairs look uncomfortable, but at least there is a pillow for the king's tired feet. But put the crown on my head and I'll sit there and wave to my adoring subjects!
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RoadTripDog In reply to vforvittoria [2010-10-10 23:47:25 +0000 UTC]
I'll vote for you to be King! Oh, wait, we don't vote for king. But if you did become king, I would like to apply for the job of Minister of Cars, Trucks, Trains, Motorcycles and Scooters, Boats and Ships, Airplanes and Space Vehicles - maybe the name could be shortened to Minister of Transportation but that does not sound very exciting. I would personally test drive cars from Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Porsche, Mercedes and others to make sure your subjects are offered the very best cars. I would ban the Prius and promote the development of alternative ways to power vehicles to reduce oil use and pollution.
Or maybe I could be Minister of Wine Tasting. I could have a female chauffeur driven car take me to wineries and safely drive me home afterward. As King, I'm sure you would want good wines sold to your subjects. It will be a difficult job but I will do my best. Since there are so many wineries around the world, I will personally hire and train a staff of beautiful female wine tasters to assist me. Women are very good wine tasters and it will take beautiful women to find beautiful wines. It's a good theory, no?
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RoadTripDog In reply to vforvittoria [2010-10-12 09:25:53 +0000 UTC]
MOALTSOT and MOWAS sound like international spy agencies. It would also be difficult to print on a business card.
How about:
Minister Of Peace With Fine Automobiles, Beautiful Women, Fine Wines and Spirits
Ministro di pace con le automobili fini, le belle donne, i vini fini e gli alcoli ?
Our mission statement will be "No Incazzato!"
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RoadTripDog In reply to vforvittoria [2010-10-17 05:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Good morning v.
Your wife is correct (wives and girlfriends are always correct - I was told this by a girlfriend). Men are children, we like our toys and we like to have fun. The older we get the more like children we become. I believe that men were put on earth to amuse women. Women like to see children play, so men have toys and women are entertained while we play with our toys. If we want to play king, we just announce that we are king. The women smile and say "how cute". I want to be minister of fun things like wine, women, and cars. I do not want to be minister of war, that is not fun and I'm non incazzati. (I like to use the words I learn)
So here is my plan: when your wife says we can play, you can be king and I will have a glass of wine! You are king so you should have wine also. Then we can talk about the cars. Since you have a wife you can send me to that store where the men guard the door for a government inspection. As king, you will need time to fix the problems of the world, so while you are doing that I will inspect the store and return in a week or two with a detailed report on what is in the store. Then we will have more wine and decide what to do next. I might advise you that as king, you should also see this store so you know what the people in your kingdom are doing.
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