HOME | DD

ViaruTarkin — Spiritual wealth

Published: 2009-03-22 06:59:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1332; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 9
Redirect to original
Description As the Russian meme goes, a warm plaid throw, a calabash of mate and some mainstream indie book are the typical attributes of a spiritually wealthy maiden. Spiritually wealthy maiden is a euphemism for dumb cunt. A dumb cunt is what von Schirach usually appears as in Russian slashfiction, and this fact does not amuse him at all.
Related content
Comments: 38

GUDRUN355 [2012-02-21 13:21:01 +0000 UTC]

I always feel sorry for him. Especially since the sofa looks like the one in my living room.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

a-pirates-booty [2010-11-17 10:53:57 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to a-pirates-booty [2010-11-17 13:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Eh?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

a-pirates-booty In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-11-18 05:44:45 +0000 UTC]

he just looks so genuinely miserable.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to a-pirates-booty [2010-11-18 12:28:58 +0000 UTC]

I'd say he looks pissed off. :3

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

a-pirates-booty In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-11-18 18:40:42 +0000 UTC]

he looks a combination of grossed-out and horrified, really.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

CarmenStorm [2010-05-02 20:25:40 +0000 UTC]

....interesting.


I like the plaid. actually all the textures in the image- sofa, curtains.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to CarmenStorm [2010-05-02 20:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Beware, the checkered throw is out to get you. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

CarmenStorm In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-05-02 20:57:40 +0000 UTC]

i'm terrified : O utterly....terrified.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Mad-Eyes [2010-04-29 20:49:10 +0000 UTC]

XD He does not look amused at all! Poor Baldur. D:

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Mad-Eyes [2010-04-29 20:55:16 +0000 UTC]

I can send you a translated sample of the stuff that has pissed him off like that. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Mad-Eyes In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-29 21:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha, sure. XD I'm curious.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Mad-Eyes [2010-04-29 22:18:10 +0000 UTC]

OK, I've mailed it to you.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Mad-Eyes In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-29 22:33:14 +0000 UTC]

XD Just read it. No wonder he's irritated!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Mad-Eyes [2010-04-29 22:38:31 +0000 UTC]

He's nobody's bitch. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Mad-Eyes In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-29 23:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Nope. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Mad-Eyes [2010-04-29 23:21:55 +0000 UTC]

And he's not taking abuse even if he does seem sexually ambiguous. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Mad-Eyes In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-29 23:25:21 +0000 UTC]

True. XD Doesn't matter what sexuality he was--he's definitely no one's bitch. XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

olenenok-emile [2010-04-18 21:36:19 +0000 UTC]

Baldur was german Peter Pen... Eternal boy...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to olenenok-emile [2010-04-18 21:48:33 +0000 UTC]

It's "Peter Pan", dear.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

olenenok-emile In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-20 13:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for my misprint...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 15:28:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm considering looking up von Schirach after I'm done with other things.

He does not look amused at all.

What is that in his hand?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 15:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Good idea. His story is quite funny.

A calabash of mate with a bombilla.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 15:44:42 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what that is XDDDD

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 15:48:16 +0000 UTC]

It's a traditional vessel for a South-American drink called mate.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 15:51:18 +0000 UTC]

oooh I didn't know that. Now I know something new!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 16:05:17 +0000 UTC]

It's quite a fad in circles described above. :3

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 16:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Russian Slashwriters?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 16:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Not necessarily. Just Russian Dumb Cunts.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 16:19:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol nicely put.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 16:32:56 +0000 UTC]

It's a pity those stories are not translated to English. They are written well enough, but von Schirach is sooo emasculated.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 17:42:53 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to ToxicityStrand [2010-04-17 18:39:47 +0000 UTC]

I can give you a translated sample if you wish. :3

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ToxicityStrand In reply to ViaruTarkin [2010-04-17 18:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Oooh that would be lovely~

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Sahkmet [2009-03-22 16:24:55 +0000 UTC]

Interesting! For I'm not into the Russian world of slash fics, fanfics and stuff like that. It sounds intriguing. *myself being an American.*

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Sahkmet [2009-03-22 21:05:40 +0000 UTC]

The thing is, our authors tend to make von Schirach sickeningly effeminate.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Sahkmet In reply to ViaruTarkin [2009-03-22 21:31:29 +0000 UTC]

That's just wrong...

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

ViaruTarkin In reply to Sahkmet [2009-03-23 15:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, especially considering how he hated all things feminine.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0