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Vanessa "Vanity" Versailles was being interviewed on PNI, where an anchor questioned her business acumen:

Sara Redgrave (PNI anchor): There are some who say that having a CEO traipsing about like a tart is distracting and doesn't indicate that you have control of your business. What do you say to them?

Vanity: "Um, like I don't really appreciate the way you've been totally rude to me. Just because I'm super fine and have lips to die for, doesn't mean I can't like be good at this. Thanks to Visage and my modeling career, I have a totes amazing portfolio and sooooo many stock options....but back to you being a total meanie".

"While we were sitting here, you like, probably thought I was looking at my Insta or something, I sold off some assets but like I totally just bought a majority stake in PNI. Like this is soooo my network now. We're gonna call it Vanity News Media. And since I'm like the Boss Bitch now, you're totally fired".

In a surprising turn of events, Ms. Versailles purchased PNI's entire media empire. VNM stocks rallied in the face of the shocking purchase. Clearly, Vanity should never be underestimated.

Art by the ravishing alexisBrn

Description
Vanessa "Vanity" Versailles was being interviewed on PNI, where an anchor questioned her business acumen:

Sara Redgrave (PNI anchor): There are some who say that having a CEO traipsing about like a tart is distracting and doesn't indicate that you have control of your business. What do you say to them?

Vanity: "Um, like I don't really appreciate the way you've been totally rude to me. Just because I'm super fine and have lips to die for, doesn't mean I can't like be good at this. Thanks to Visage and my modeling career, I have a totes amazing portfolio and sooooo many stock options....but back to you being a total meanie".

"While we were sitting here, you like, probably thought I was looking at my Insta or something, I sold off some assets but like I totally just bought a majority stake in PNI. Like this is soooo my network now. We're gonna call it Vanity News Media. And since I'm like the Boss Bitch now, you're totally fired".

In a surprising turn of events, Ms. Versailles purchased PNI's entire media empire. VNM stocks rallied in the face of the shocking purchase. Clearly, Vanity should never be underestimated.

Art by the ravishing alexisBrn