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Published: 2009-03-17 04:46:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1015; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
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CAGEKYO
hot.
Did this in Tegaki using only black and white. NO GREY. NO LIGHT GREY. NO OPACITY. JUST
BLACK
AND
WHITE
I feel artsy and bad ass. Praise me.
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Aw damn I thought this was scratch board. xD Still cool.
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Pfft, I wish I was a bad ass at scratch board. lol
I.... May give that a try now. lol
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I... I... I totally adore you! β’Aβ’
This is like, the most awesome thing ever.
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Aww~! <33
Thank you so much Hun!! And thank you for the fav too Sweetie! <3
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You're welcome!~<3
Feels like I've been practicing drawing kyo for ages, but it just turns out as douchebag mcfaggot. Or something. ;A;
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Aww!!! Don't say that!!! I'm sure you are being too hard on yourself!! *hugs tight*
Thank you for the watch too Hun!!
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*hugs back*
No problem!
I'll practice until I can draw like you do β’uβ’<3
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Awww *feels honored!* <33
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I most definitely praise you. And envy your crazybadassartskills.
β’3β’
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Oh You~! You make me blush! Thank you so much! <3
Do not envy me~! *flails arms* XD
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I envy you and you cannot stop meeeee >D
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*flails arms* Oh nooooo~!!!
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MOOSE-KNUCKLE-PALIN! >o<
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Uh uh uh...
BUSH-TACO!?
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FRUIT SALAD...YUMMY, YUMMY!
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CATERPIE CATERPIE YEAH!
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FRINKLE SPRINKLES ON A KYOCAKE!
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DRYER SHOPPING AND GETTING CAUGHT!
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OH SHIST! RUNNING FROM THE CAMMERA WHILE DRYER SHOPPING AND TRIPPING OVER THE CAMERA'S EXTENSION CHORD, AND FALLING FACE FIRST INTO THE CAMERA MAN'S MAN TITTYS!!
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OH GOD THE HORROR OF IT ALL!! AND THEN GETTING LOST IN THE CAMERA MAN'S MAN TITTYS AND BEING BATHED IN GROSS MAN TITTY SWEAT WHILE SCREAMING FOR HELP, BUT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE... NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!!
"ADIDAS, SAVE ME!"
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OH MY GOD, NO! AFTER HE FALLS IN, JHONATHAN DAVIS COMES WITH HIS MAGIC DREDS, AND INSTEAD OF HELPING KYO OUT OF THE MAN'S SWEATY PITS, SMACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SAYS "HEY MAN- WHY YOU COPY ME MAN??" AND HE PULLS OFF KYO'S ADIDAS TRACK PANTS LIKE CINERELLA'S SISTERS PULLED OFF HER PINK DRESS!
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THAT CUNT BASTARD JOHNATHAN! POOR KYO IS NOW NAKED IN SWEATY MAN PITS CRYING LIKE A SMALL ANGRY JAPANESE MAN UNTIL HIS FAIRY GOD MOTHER TOSHIYA SHOWS UP WITH COCKROACH DRAWN MUFFIN AND A FANCY GRILL AND HAT! THE GRILL OF COURSE BEING KYO'S GLASS SLIPPER AND GOWN, WHICH HE IS HIGHLY EXCITED ABOUT! BUT HE MUST LEAVE THE DRYER STORE BY MIDNIGHT OR HE TRANSFORMS BACK INTO A NAKED SWEATY, STINKY SMALL JAPANESE MAN!
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OH SHIST! KYO'S FORCED TO RUN BLINDLY THROUGH THE NIGHT, NAKED AND COVERED IN MAN-TITTY-PIT-SWEAT, LOOKING FOR THE RAT BASTARD BEHIND IT ALL; DIE! HE'S FORCED TO SIT NEXT TO A CHATTY OLD WOMAN ON A GREYHOUND BUS, WHO KEEPS ASKING IF SHE CAN TOUCH HIS CHIN HAIRS, INORDER TO SEE IF THEY ARE REAL. IT IS ALSO MADE AWKAWARD BY THE FACT THAT EVERYONE STARES BECAUSE OF HIS LACK OF CLOTHING, AND ONE DUDE DECIDES TO STAND UP AND SAY "HEY MAN, WHATS YOUR PROBLEM? YOUR MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOUR PENIS HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE." SO KYO DECIDEDS THAT THE MAN NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON, AND HE CHOKES THE MAN TO DEATH AND EVERYBODY CHEERS BECAUSE THE MAN SMELLED LIKE FREETOS, AND THATS DISGUSTING. BUT OOHH SHIT! KYO'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO FIND DIE!
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OH NO! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! KYO DECIDES TO TAKE MEASURES INTO HIS OWN HANDS AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW ALL SHAUN CONNERY STYLE, LANDING ON A BICYCLIST NAMED KAORU! OF COURSE, BEING THE WOUND UP, TIGHT ASSED BICYCLIST THAT HE IS, HE DOES NOT ENJOY KYO'S DICK ALL UP IN HIS FACE, SWINGING MAGICALLY IN THE WIND OF THE NIGHT AND DEMANDS HIM TO "GTFO!". BUT ALAS, KYO SAYS "NAY" AND CONTINUES TO RIDE THE BIKE WITH KAORU, HIS JUNK ALL UP IN HIS GRILL. KYO THEN SEES A BRIGHT FLASH OF RED HAIR! IT'S DIE!! HE DEMANDS THAT KAORU FOLLOW THAT CACTUS/FLOWER SHAPE THING AS FAST AS HE CAN, BUT NO! KAORU INSTEAD SLAMS THE BREAKS ON HIS BIKE, SENDING KYO FLYING THROUGH THE NIGHT STREETS OF KENTUCKY, SCREAMING AND FLAILING HIS ARMS AND HIS MAN JUNK! HE MUST GET TO DIE IN TIME! HE CAN FEEL HIS GRILL DISAPPEARING!
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AUUGH!!! SUDDENLY, DIE HAPPENS TO LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, AND SEES A NAKED, SWEATY, LITTLE JAPANESE MAN COMMING STRAIT FOR HIM! HE JUMPS IN A BUSH TO AVOID KYO'S RATH, BUT KYO LANDS RIGHT IN HIS HAIR! DIE BECOMES PANICKED FOR HIS LIFE, AND STARTS SCRATCHING HIS EYES OUT. KYO DOSENT CARE, AND HE BEGINS TO LOOK FOR DIE'S 'OFF BUTTON' INSIDE HIS NEATLY COMBED HAIR. SUDDENLY, DIE DECIDES TO MAKE A PROPOSITION "HEY, KYO, GET OUT OF MY HAIR, AND I'LL HELP YOU FIND A WAY TO CANDY LAND, AND A NEW PAIR OF SWEATS." KYO THINKS ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT, AND AGREES. BEING THE RAP SCALLION THAT HE IS, DIE JUST SAYS "HAHA, APRIL FOOLS BEEATCH" AND RUNS OFF INTO THE DESSERTS OF KENTUKY- KYO BEING MUCH TO NAKED TO FOLLOW HIM, COLLAPSES ONTO THE GROUND IN SELF-PITY. HE THEN NOTECES THAT THE MAP TO CANDYLAND HAD FELL OUT OF DIE'S BIG FAT BUTT-POCKET, AND KYO DESIDES THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND THIS QUEEN OF SUGAR-SUGAR-LOLLY-POPS TOSHIYA, AND GET MORE SHINE FOR HIS GRILL! AS HE BEGINS HIS QUEST, HE REALIZES, THIS SAME FRUITY GUY WAS ALSO HIS FAIRY BOG-MAMA! AHHH!!!
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KYO IS STRICKEN WITH SHOCK AT THIS REALIZATION AND DECIDES TO RUN HIS LITTLE LEGS IN THE DIRECTION THE MAP CALLS HIM TOO. REMEMBERING HOW THAT BASTARD DIE TRICKED HIM WITH HIS APRIL FOOLISHNESS, HE DECIDES TO SEEK REVENGE ON THAT CUNNING BASTARD AND HIS BRIGHT RED HAIR, AS SOON AS HE GETS SOME BRAND SPANKING NEW ADIDAS PANTS WITH HOT PINK RACING STRIPE DOWN THE SIDE. HE MAY EVEN GET RUKI FOR GAZE TO BLING THEM OUT ALL SHINY LIKE TO MATCH HIS SOON TO BE SPARKLE SPARKLE GRILL. HE THEN WILL BE A TRUE RAP SCALLION THAT WILL BE LOVED BY ALL THE KIDDIES OF THE LAND! BUT FIRST HE WOULD NEED PROTECTION WITH THE HELP OF HIS FAIRY BOG-MAMA/QUEEN OF SUGAR-SUGAR-LOLLY POPS TOSHIYA BECAUSE WHEN HE ASKS RUKI FOR BLING PANTS AND AFTER RECEIVING THEM, HE IS GONNA POP A CAP IN HIS ASS FOR BEING A COPY COPY CAT! AFTER FINISHING THE RANT IN HIS HEAD, KYO REALIZES THAT HE HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO CANDY LAND! BUT WAIT!! HE NOTICES SOME SPARKLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE DISTANCE- CAN IT BE!? IT IS!! QUEEN OF SUGAR-SUGAR-LOLLY POPS TOSHIYA IS HAVING A SPARKLE-FEM BATTLE WITH QUEEN FROSTINE-GLITTER-CREAM SHINYA OVER WHO IS THE BETTER FEM!
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YESS! CANDY-LANDY! HE WATCHES IN AWE AS THE TWO SHINEY LONG-LEGGED LADY-MEN PULL EACH OTHERS HAIR AND PINCH EACH OTHERS ARMS LIKE SISSY A-HOLES. KNOWING THAT THIS WAS GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF HIS EXPODIDTION, HE PULLS THE TWO APART, AND SITS THEM BOTH DOWN FOR A TALK. βNOW, YOU TWO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES, YOU LITTLE QUEERSβ HE POINTS AND ACCUSING FINGER AT THEM, AND THEY BOTH START TO CRY, BECAUSE THEIR FEELINGS ARE HURT. KYO DOSENβT CARE, AND HE STARTS GOING THROUGH TOSHIYAβS PURSE, AND HE FINDS A GIANT CONDOM. βYES! PROTECTION!β KYO RACES AWAY FROM THE TWO WEEPING PUSSYβS, AND TOWARD THE BRIDGE WHERE OLD-MAN YOSHIKI LIVES. HE FINDS THAT HE NEEDS TO CROSS THE STUPID BRIDGE INORDER TO GET TO WHEREVER THE HELL RUKI IS, HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE LOLLY-POP FIELDS OF SUGAR AND CRAP. KYO RACES TOWARDS THE BRIDGE WHEN HE SUDENLY HEARS A LOUD βHEY! HEY YOU! MUSLEY ARMS!β KYO LOOKED DOWN, ONLY TO SEE YOSHIKI STARING BACK UP AT HIM FROM UNDER THE BRIDGE. βEW, STOP LOOKING AT ME,β KYO STARTS TO RUN AGAIN BUT YOSHIKI GRABS HIS ANKLES AND PULLS HIM UNDER THE BRIDGE! OH NO! WILL HE EVER MAKE IT TO WHEREVER RUKIβS HIDING?? WHAT IS YOSHIKI UP TO?? AHHHHH!
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AT FIRST KYO IS QUITE UNHAPPY BEING PULLED UNDER A BRIDGE, BUT HE BELIEVES THIS TO BE A BETTER PLACE THEN DOWN IN A SEWER WITH HIS BAND MATES LIKE THE PV THEY HAD TO DO WHERE HE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGRY MIDGET TROLL. "LET ME THE FOOCH GO BETCH!" KYO SCREAMS AT YOSHIKI. "I HAS TO FIND THAT BETCH ARSE COPIER RUKI AND GET MY PANTS!!" BUT NO! YOSHIKI HOLDS ON TO KYO'S LITTLE ANKLES, BEGGING FOR HIS ASSISTANCE. "YOU MUST HELP ME LITTLE MUSLEY ARMS! I AM HAVING A WAR WITH GACKT OVER WHO IS PRETTIER AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE A REUNION BUT I CAN'T SELL TICKETS, BUT YOU CAN BUY THEM ALL OFF ME!" KYO STARED AT HIM WITH HIS ANGRY FASE. "WHAT'S WITH YOU JACK HOLES AND BEING PRETTIER?! I DON'T WANT YOUR TICKETS, I WANT MY PANTS!!!" AT THIS POINT, KYO WAS VERY TEMPTED TO UNHINGE HIS JAW AND SWALLOW YOSHIKI WHOLE, BUT HE FORGOT THAT HE CAN'T DO THAT... HE CAN HOWEVER, SPLIT HIS FACE OPEN AND HAVE SOME CRAZY ASS SERPENT TONGUE THING SHOOT OUT LIKE SOME RESIDENT EVIL 4 SHIT- "HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?" YOSHIKI RANTED AND SMACKED KYO OUT OF HIS BAD ASS RELIVING OF OBSCURE. "HELP ME AND I CAN GIVE YOU THE KEYS TO RUKI'S PEPPERMINT HOUSE OF CANDY CANE LANE!!" KYO STARED AT YOSHKI BEFORE HEADBUTTING HIM AND GRABBING THE CANDY CANE YOSHIKI HELD AND RUN AWAY FLAILING HIS ARMS AND GIGGLING, LOSING SOME BLOOD IN THE PROCESS OF THE HEADBUTT.
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IN HIS HASTEFUL GIGGLE FIT/RUNNING BALOO HE TRIPS AND FALLS ON THE GROUND, AND FALLS ASLEEP FOR NO GODDMAN REASON. AFTER WAKING UP FROM A LONG NAP, BECAUSE AMIβS COMPUTERS SUCKS TITTYβS, HE CARRIES ON TO RUKIβS HOUSE WITH HIS KEY. ONCE HE GETS THERE, HE FINDS THAT THE DOOR ACTUALLY HAS 27 LOCKS ON IT, AND YOSHIKI IN A HOE-BAG FOR ONLY GIVING HIS ONE KEY- SO HE CLIMBS THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SNARLS, AND IT SOUNDS SOMETHINF LIKE A WEASLE CHOCKING ON COCK. RUKI SPOTS HIM, AND AS KYO IS STANDING THERE SNARLING (OBVIOUSLY UNWAWARE OF HIS SURROUNDINGS, AND THE FACT THAT RUKI IS COMING TOWARDS HIM), RUKI GRABS HIS CLORAPHORM HE USES TIO PUT LITTLE BOYS TO SLEEP, AND THROWS THE BOTTLE AT KYOβS FACE, AND THE BOTTLE SLAMS INTO KYOβS FOREHEAD- WHICH DOSENβT REALLY DO ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GAS IS ON THE INSIDE. KYO RUBS HIS HEAD, AND PROCEEDS TO WALK UP TO THE MANGY RIVER-RAT. RUKI COWERS IN THE CORNER, AND FWAPS HIS ARMS AROUND IN PROTECTION! AHHH! OHHHH!
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KYO CONTINUES HIS WEASLE-CHOKING-ON-COCK SNARLING, BECAUSE, WELL, THE BOTTLE TO THE HEAD MADE SOMETHING LOOSE IN HIS BRAIN THAT PREVENTED HIM FROM TALKING AT THE MOMENT, AND LOOKED DOWN AT RUKI'S ARM FWAPING THINKING HE LOOKED VERY MUCH LIKE A CHICKEN HE HAD FOR DINNER 7 YEARS AGO IN RUSSIA. RUKI NOTICES KYO IS LOOKING AT HIM THE SAME WAY ONE WOULD LOOK AT A CHICKEN THEY HAD 7 YEARS AGO IN RUSSIA AND STOPS FWAPPING HIS ARMS IN PROTECTION, IT OBVIOUSLY FAILING HORRIBLY. KYO THEN KICKS RUKI IN THE HEAD AND STRIPS HIM OF HIS HOME MADE BEDAZZLED ADIDAS TRACK SUIT WITH HOT PINK RACING STRIP DOWN THE SIDES AND PUTS IT ON FOR HIMSELF. PERFECT FIT! MAKING RUKI SMOKE WHEN HE WAS 5 REALLY DID HELP KEEP HIM AT THE PERFECT SIZE FOR STEALING HIS CLOTHES SOME 20-SOMETHING YEARS LATER. RUKI HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND STRIPPED, KYO'S WORK HERE BEING DONE, HE SKIPS TO THE DOOR, BUT ONLY AFTER RELEASING ALL THE LITTLE BOYS THAT RUKI HAD KIDNAPPED, ONLY TO REALIZE THEY ARE ACTUALLY MIDGET MEXICAN WORKERS. KYO EYES THE TINY MIDGETS AS THEY RACE BACK HOME TO OZ AND GRABS RUKI'S ADAM WEST- I MEAN, BATMAN MASK AND CAPE JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. HE CAN FINALLY DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS: DIE WITH THIS ENSEMBLE! OH GOD THE DRAMA AND EXCITEMENT!
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HOLY CRAP! HE RACES ON HIS MIDGET OVER TO DIEβS CANDYLAND RACH, WHERE HE TO KEEPS A HORD OF LITTLE BOYS UNDER BED βJUST IN CASEβ! AS KYO CLIMBS DOWN OFF HIS MEXICAN FRIEND, HE RUNS PAST THE GATE, WHICH IS HELLA EASY SINCE ALL THE GAURDS ARE DRUNK OFF THEIR ASSES! AH HA! KYO LAUGHS, BUT THEN HE SLIPS AND A YELLOW PUDDLE OF NASTY VOMIT, AND FALLS DOWN A GREAT BIG SLIDE- OF COARSE VERY PISSED OFF GETTING THE BILE ON HIS SEXY NEW TRACK PANTS. WHEN HE GETS DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIDE, HE DISCOVERS HIS SHOE LACES ARE UNTIED! HE BENDS OVER TO TIE THEM, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN- TOBY KEITH COMES FROM THE SHADOWS SINGING ABOUT 9/11! OH CRAP, HEβS IN FOR IT NOW! KYO HEARS DIEβS CALM VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM SAY βTHE KEY TO SHUT THE TOBY KEITH UP, IS BEHIND YOUR EYEBALL. YOU MUST DIG IT OUT IN ORDER TO ESCAPE.β JUST AS DIE FINISHED SPEAKING, KYO REMEBERED THAT HE ALWAYS KEEPS A LOADED SHOTGUN UP HIS ASS, IN CASE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED! HE PULLED IT OUT AND SHOT TOBY KEITH IN THE HEAD SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE HE STOPPED MOVING, AND FLOPPING AROUND ON THE GROUND! KYO SHOT THE LOCK ON THE DOOR AND RAN OUT, READY TO TAKE VENGENCE ON DIE!
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LITTLE DID KYO KNOW THAT THE LITTLE BOYS THAT DIE KEEPS UNDER HIS BED ARE ACTUALLY ZOMBIES! NOT JUST ANY ZOMBIES, BUT THE ZOMBIE BODIES OF THE CLONES SHAUN CONNERY HAD CREATED TO HARVEST THEIR ORGANS SO THAT HE WILL FOREVER LIVE, BUT SOLD THEM TO DIE WHEN HE FOUND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND BAD ASSRY. DIE GOT THEM FOR QUITE THE BARGAIN ALSO! SO NOW, KYO STARTS UNLOADING HIS MOFO SHOTGUN ON THESE SHAUN CONNERY ZOMBIES. "I THIRED UH THESHE MUTHA FOOCHAN' SHZOMBIAS AUN DIE'S MUTHA FOOCHAN' RAAUNCH!" THEN SUDDENLY SAMUEL L MOTHER FUCKING JACKSON SHOWS UP AND STARTS HELPING KYO KICK SOME ASS. "JUST GO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING TINY JAPANESE MAN! I'LL HANDLE THEM!" SO KYO DOES BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA WHO SAM L JACKSON IS. SO THEN HE STARTS CLIMBING THE RANDOM MOUNTAIN THAT IS IN DIE'S CANDYLAND RANCH. THIS HAPPENS TO BE HELL ON HIS LEGS AND HE HAS TO TAKE A NAP BEFORE CONTINUING UP THE MOUNTAIN, BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE SEES THE RED HAIRED DEMON OF DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY!
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It's too early to praise
I did that last night
This still floors me, however
...I'm gonna go be artsy and bad ass too...make something with my throat blood. Fuck to the yeah.
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It's never too early to praise me or Kyo.
I'm glad I can floor you... lol
And using throat blood is Hella innovative. <3
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Yeah well, there is now much more blood involved, from various peoples
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oh? Sound sexy wife. ....
*weirdo*
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*Praises You*
...lol Kyo's so Funny and lovable, we gave him a jacket that makes him hug himself!! 8D
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*accepts this praise*
He is. He also started many fashion trends with this fashionable jacket.
The first step to loving anyone is loving yourself~ Kyo's philosophy.
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