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vurtpunk — Shrodinger's cattery

Published: 2004-12-08 13:30:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 294; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 20
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Description Imagine the confusion... You go away on holiday and put your beloved cat into a cattery. Two weeks in the sun later and you no longer know if your cat exists and whether you can collect it or not.

On the plus side, it may save of pet food and vets bills
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Comments: 9

NKVD [2005-02-03 03:26:15 +0000 UTC]

ok how about this physic's joke...

A particle is riding at high speed when suddenly a police particle stops her and asks:

-Do you know at what speed you were travelling!!!???

- Not at all but I knew EXACTLY where I was!

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pookakife [2004-12-12 11:38:05 +0000 UTC]

gah you know you need to get out more when you get this joke

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vurtpunk In reply to pookakife [2004-12-13 17:00:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm weeding out the less eridute people from my gallery

The idea just popped into my head one day on the walk into work and I couldn't help myself. Glad you like it

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vurtpunk In reply to vurtpunk [2004-12-14 11:07:21 +0000 UTC]

I just realised that I misspelt erudite. Ironic or what

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Rushy [2004-12-08 14:33:50 +0000 UTC]

But you still have to go and see if it IS alive.
The whole point of the thing is the observation.
Still, it might be a good excuse to get a decent pet anyway

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vurtpunk In reply to Rushy [2004-12-08 14:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Too right. Cats are sly, creepy little bastards (awaits a floods of comments like "...but I wuv my cat")

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Rushy In reply to vurtpunk [2004-12-08 14:41:46 +0000 UTC]

AMEN to that!
My fave pets are Rats. Friendly, Sociable (like a cat is EVER that) and fun. (Almost like a tiny dog).

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vurtpunk In reply to Rushy [2004-12-08 14:55:14 +0000 UTC]

This just gets weirder and weirder. I used to have rats too, the first was called "Boomtown" and the second one was called "Tooee" (think about that one for a while in conjunction with greek food).

My girlfriends got asthma and loads of allergies (boo) so we have no pets (hooray)

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Rushy In reply to vurtpunk [2004-12-08 15:20:27 +0000 UTC]

I have no pets left now except my Daughters hamster "Grenade".
I had four large male Fancy Rats in a big converted Wardrobe.
Six storeys high with stepped ramps. (Wardrobe doors cut out and replaced with caging)
My boys were slightly spoilt

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