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I am so creative with titles.This design is for sale over here: [link]
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Not for these, nope.
Although I probably should XD
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It comes out pretty fucking fine like this.
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ALthough I did get some inspiration from this sheet.
[link]
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The world always needs more dragons.
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They do exist! They're just endangered.
And ugly.
And wingless.
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...Yes. Dragons are actually warthogs.
I was going for Komodo dragon but warthogs work too.
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....nah I think warthogs fit them better XD
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It makes perfect sense when you think about it.
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Kinda takes away from the whole majestic thing though.
Show me a majestic warthog.
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[link]
That's....somewhat.
Majestic.
Kind of.
I guess.
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Warthogs are definitely on the list of ugliest creatures XD
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It's beautiful. You're making me cry because it's so beautiful.
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Dicks are incredibly unappealing. Actually genitals in general are. Boobs and asses are the only visually pleasing thing.
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I agree to this completely. They're all just kind of...gross. Like what is this bag of meet between your legs?
Boobs are nice though. Everyone likes boobs.
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I know, and you're supposed to put your mouth on that thing, too? D:
I don't think even the most asexual of asexuals dislikes boobs. Not the gayest of gay. Boobs are just miracles.
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Lets just all agree boobs are nice and live in a happy, booby, peace.
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I could walk into any bar and be like "hey everyone look at my boobies" and get whatever I want.
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I would go into every restaurant and eat everything.
Imagine being pulled over by the cops, too.
Ma'am, I'm going to have to see your OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS I FORGOT WHAT I WAS EVEN SAYING.
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they are the ultimate weapon.
Just walk into any war zone and be like.
"MY BOOBS DEMAND PEACE."
and everyone will be "Oh yes, anything for your talented rack"
They will herald a new era of peace and prosperity,
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I think
If that happened
you were God.
That explains everything, God had an amazing rack.
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I will start a church
called the Boob's Witnesses
And we shall spread the word of boobs throughout the land, in honor of God's rack.
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In church, everyone has to have their boobs out.
And you start playing My Humps, and everyone jumps around to make them jiggle.
Amen.
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but what do we do about the males? man pecs are hardly jiggly.
It should be a girls only church.
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Hmmmm. You're right.
Only girls and fat guys?
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Yeah, they're no exactly sexy, are they....?
I was going to say it'd be unfair for only women to have access to out wondrous church of boobs, but fuck it, men had their time of privileges, now it's women's turn.
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Yeah, women only sounds good.
Moobs, ick.
The women's turn? Okay Hubby, go make me a sandwich.
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U no like the moobs? [link]
Excuse you, I am a woman. Ò___Ó
...You should always say please to women.
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[link]
^^Only those moobs
Sorry, please make me a sandwich hubby? Actually make yourself one too. I'll go get some watermelon and lemonade and stuff and we'll go have a picnic.
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Yes. It will be splendid and civilized and nice. Let's wear frilly sundresses and huge hats and carry umbrellas even if it's sunny as shit outside.
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then let us dantily sip cups of tea whilst chatting about the weather and how bloody hot England is all the time.
And you know. We need to fly to England
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Oh yes please, fuck I love tea.
I mean, uh -Goodness, I find tea simply marvelous.
Pshaw, ENGLAND CAN JUST FLY TO US
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Good gracious imagine that. An entire CONTINENT FLYING THROUGH FUCKING SPACE AND LANDING ON AMERICA. MILLIONS DEAD. BILLIONS DISPLACED. INTERNATIONAL CRISIS AS GOVERNMENTS DONT KNOW HOW TO REPSOND AND PANIC SPREADS THROUGH THE GLOBE.
...*ahem*
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And we'll be like "Lol hey Wife/Hubby nice to meet you ignore the dead bits on my shoe please"
I see nothing wrong with this idea nor what it might bring.
Let's set this plan in motion.
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Excellent. Just one thing. Do you have some sort of massive anit-gravity thrusters we can attach to England? Got to get the thing airborne.
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I'm sure they have those on ebay or something. I mean we can't be the first people to need it.
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We can build our own if we cant find any.
I mean, look I found Uranium for sale on Amazon.
[link]
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No way, that has to be fake!
Boy, Brobot could've survived if Jake had known about this.
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Lol I know it's fake XD The other "shots" are scenes from Back to the Future.
Poor brobot.
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Come to think of it, why is there not more angst of Brobot.
He tore his heart out for his guy.
Literally.
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