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(SSBHM, XWG)

Vince’s parents would often tell him that as a child, he was simply “too big” for many things. Even at a young age, Vince somehow had a strange ability to gain weight incredibly easily. Even though his parents put him on strict diets he still managed to naturally pack on the pounds.

This resulted in him often being made fun of by the other kids in his classes. He was too big for gym class - exercising did absolutely nothing for him aside from tire him out. He was too big for his school desks, requiring special accommodations to take notes in class since his belly being in the way caused him discomfort. Vince was a child who was a couple hundred pounds overweight for someone his age, and yet any test results on his vitals and blood pressure always yielded results which indicated he was perfectly healthy.

By the time he reached high school, his weight began to pick up the pace. Realizing that no amount of dieting or exercise would do anything for him, he decided he might as well relish his size and behave the way he was meant to. Often found snacking during classes, or eating in the cafeteria whenever he could, it was no surprise that he became too big for doorways. Pushing north of 600 pounds, he needed to turn sideways to enter and exit any doors at school. The school had even installed special chairs for him in whichever classrooms (or the cafeteria) he would be in.

By the time Vince graduated high school, he weighed over 900 pounds. Although he was invited, he did not attend his prom since his class wanted to rent a small boat to host the party. When his weight was mentioned, the boating staff said that he would be too big for the boat that the class planned to rent. He was even too big for the actual graduation ceremony. Organizers were afraid that the stage might break if he attempted to waddle across, so they simply handed his high school diploma to him in his seats.

Vince had plans to attend university, so he kept his summer bingeing to a minimum which allowed him to move into his university residence at “only” 1,050 pounds. Prior to moving in, he had requested that the residence widen their doorways for him. And unknown to him, he had to share his room with a roommate. By now, Vince loved the reactions people had to his size, so the look on his roommate’s face when he squeezed into the room was priceless. Although the room was large enough to comfortably house two students, it felt like Vince took up all the space in the room. He simply was too big for a roommate.

The university stress eventually got to him, and he began to forego his studies to spend more time taking advantage of his residence’s all-you-can-eat meal plan. Within those first few months of school, he had already put on the “freshman 15”... about 20 times over. Weighing at over 1,400 pounds by the Christmas Break, it became harder and harder to navigate to and from his residence’s cafeteria.

Since his grades were so bad, the school threatened to kick him out unless he could bring them up by the end of the next school term. However, by the time April rolled around, the only numbers that went up were his weight. By then, nearly weighing 2,200 pounds he had become too big for the cafeteria and was promptly kicked out of school. However, he couldn’t physically leave the building until a portion of a wall was knocked down.

After returning home and needing a backup plan to make money, Vince’s parents helped setup and coordinate him eating on live-stream, hoping that his abilities would appeal to an internet audience. Thankfully, he became wildly popular and donation money was abundantly flowing in. The surge in money caused them to capitalize on this and bring in even more food for Vince. With his weight skyrocketing, Vince had hit the 2-ton mark and became too big for many of the rooms in the house. The only other option to keep him in the house would be to move him to the garage.

However, it wasn’t long after relocating to the garage that he became too big for that. After doubling his weight since moving into the garage, Vince’s body was brushing the walls, indicating that it was time to relocate again. The only other option left would be to move in with his grandparents since they lived on farmland and happened to have an empty barn.

Transporting someone who was over 8,000 pounds was definitely a challenge, but the family was able to accomplish the task by loading Vince onto a truck with over-sized load capacity. They reached the empty barn and the whole family got to work on getting Vince fed. Vats of liquid food were setup and constantly replenished, and all he had to do was suck on a tube to get his fill. With feeding now becoming more sped up and convenient, Vince’s weight expectedly skyrocketed in its new setting. He acquired worldwide attention and gained the support of millions of people.

Weighing over 14,000 pounds, Vince’s sides were pushing against all inner walls of the barn, threatening to knock them down. The prospect of becoming too big for a barn was so exciting that he worked extra hard to meet this goal. Thousands of people had gathered to watch “the barn breaking” since it was going to be such a momentous occasion. When it finally happened, that day became a holiday to commemorate such a remarkable feat. Vince was showered with praise (and food) by the many people who came to attend.

And now, that finally brings us to today. Vince was well into adulthood and was very close to hitting the 100-ton mark. His vast expanse threatened to crush cities and landscapes, but this would create yet another holiday. Enjoying the feeling of being an utterly mountainous blob of fat, Vince was motivated to push himself to the limits… if he had any.

Vince was very quickly becoming too big for the country. Soon after, he would become too big for the continent.

And finally, too big for the world.