HOME | DD

Description
Chapter Two

Cell 7 managed to get away from the training ground incident and go to, you guessed it, the Ramen Shop.
Naruto: *putting down his like 20th bowl* “WOW! Did you see Shino laughing?! I didn’t even know he COULD laugh...”
Sasuke: *kinda freaked out still* “C-can you just drop the subject please!...But did you see Ino YELL? I’m glad she doesn’t like me...*gulp* I hope...*
Sakura: “Oh quiet whining, you babies...”
On their way to the Ramen Shop, the Iceys stop in surprise to see who was there.
Fox: “Well, that was easy...”
Wolf: *shocked* “Wow, we didn’t even plan a scheme before we found them...I’m scared...”
Dingo: “yah, well, I’m STILL hungry...”
Fox and Wolf both look at each other and jump into a nearby bush, dragging Dingo behind them.
Dingo: “HEY! I’m still-“
They both smother his mouth
Both: *annoyed* “YES! We know! Hungry...”
Fox: “Dingo, you’re always hungry...”
Wolf: “Yeah, I’m the one who gets the free bowl of ramen...which Fox STILL owes me!”
Fox: “Yes I KNOW...*thought:CRAP! She didn’t forget yet...Her ADHD should kick in soon...* and by the way, messing with them is way more important...”
Wolf: “Ah-ha! Tushe!...What was I telling you, Fox?! The plan?”
Fox: *thought: YES! Thank you short-attention span!* “Uh...yeah...”
Wolf: “All right, well...”
Meanwhile after Cell7 shoed Shino away because he was educating them about bees, they were ready to leave when they hear a twig snap behind them.
Sasuke: “Shino, we told you...We don’t want to see your queen bee...” *turns around to see billions of fangirls witht the head fangirl in front (Eggshell)...*freaked out in terror* “...Uh...”
Eggshell: “Don’t worry, Sasuke-poo...I’LL be your QUEEN BEE!...*to all of the other fangirls* GET HIM!!!”
Sasuke: *yelling* “AHHHHH!! *running away frantically with billions of fangirls chasing him* I’m going to KILL whoever told them I was here!!!”
Naruto: *laughing* “HA! He had it comin’...Huh Sakura?...*looks around* Sakura?...CURSE YOU EMO BOY!!!!!”
Sakura: *punches Naruto in the back of the head* “Idiot! I had to pay for YOUR ramen!...Where did Sasuke go?”
Naruto: “Uh...I don’t know?”*smiles*
Sakura: “Oh, okay then! <3 Let’s go see where Kakashi-sensei is...”
Naruto: “Uh...okay...”
When they were walking away, Konohamaru ran right past them and “accidentally” pushed Naruto into Sakura.
Konohamaru: “I’M RICH!!” *runs some more*
Naruto and Sakura both fell down..
Sakura: *blushing* “Um...”
Naruto: *blushing* “Uh...awkward...”
Sakura: “Awkward? AWKWARD?!?! That’s ALL you can say is AWKWARD?! *pushes Naruto off* Let’s go!”
Naruto: “O-ok...”
Dingo: “...Fox...*he looks at Fox, which she was putting away her wallet*
Fox: “...What? I couldn’t help it!!...Wolf told the fangirls, and I paid Konohamaru...Frankly, we make a good team...:
Wolf: *cracking up* “Darn Tootin’!”
Suddenly, Temari and Kankuro walk past the bush that the Iceys are in. Fox and Wolf both look at eachother with evil smiles on.
Dingo: *scared* “Oh...no...not THEM!”
Wolf: “Oh yes, them...”
Fox jumps out of the push and pulls Temari and Kankuro aside Wolf meet up with them, with Dingo not far behind.
Wolf: *to the sand ninja* “didn’t you ever want to know what Gaara looks like WITHOUT his eyeliner?”
Temari: “W-what are you talking about? He doesn’t have eyeliner on. That’s uh...his skin color around his eyes...”
Kankuro: “Oh Temari, we don’t have to pretend anymore...*to Fox and Wolf* Do you have any eyeliner remover? I NEED EYELINER REMOVER!”
The two kunoichi Iceys look at each other then at Kankuro.
Fox: “You mean this extra heavy bottle of Deluxe Eyeliner Remover??”
Kankuro tries to grab it, but Fox pulls it away.
Wolf: “Wait a second, Doll Boy...We’ll give it to you...for a price...”
Kankuro: *crazy* “Anything! NAME IT!!”
Kankuro runs out with the bottle in his hand.
Kankuro: “Oh little BROTHERRRR!! I’ve got something to SHOW you!” *runs away*
Temari comes out close behind him.
Temari: “No, you idiot! You can’t try to take that stuff off!.....you don’t know how!!!” *runs after him* I’LL HOLD GAARA DOWN!!”
Soon after Fox and Wolf walk out with a whole bunch of money, a doll and a fancy fan...
Fox: *fanning herself* “Ahh...life is good...”
Wolf: *after putting the money away and playing with the mini crow doll* “Yeah, messing with people, AND getting stuff back! Life is good...”
Dingo: *coming out after them while shaking his pants* “Yeah, well the only thing they gave me was SAND in my pants! And we’re not even at the beach!”
Wolf: “Oh stop complaining...It’s all good...”
Fox: “What should we do now...I’m out of ideas...”
Wolf: *smiles evilishy* *calls out* “Oh COUSIN KAKASHI!!!! Come out and play!..I have your book!...”*starts to run to find her cuz*
Fox: “Yah! Oh you’re the WOLF!” *runs after her*
Dingo: “Oh man...not again, again, AGAIN!...”
Both kunoichi: “OH! C’MON DINGO DORK!”
Dingo sighs and starts to run after his “don’t-know-when-to-stop!” teammates, for another adventure...but THAT’S another SHORT story...

Description
Chapter Two

Cell 7 managed to get away from the training ground incident and go to, you guessed it, the Ramen Shop.
Naruto: *putting down his like 20th bowl* “WOW! Did you see Shino laughing?! I didn’t even know he COULD laugh...”
Sasuke: *kinda freaked out still* “C-can you just drop the subject please!...But did you see Ino YELL? I’m glad she doesn’t like me...*gulp* I hope...*
Sakura: “Oh quiet whining, you babies...”
On their way to the Ramen Shop, the Iceys stop in surprise to see who was there.
Fox: “Well, that was easy...”
Wolf: *shocked* “Wow, we didn’t even plan a scheme before we found them...I’m scared...”
Dingo: “yah, well, I’m STILL hungry...”
Fox and Wolf both look at each other and jump into a nearby bush, dragging Dingo behind them.
Dingo: “HEY! I’m still-“
They both smother his mouth
Both: *annoyed* “YES! We know! Hungry...”
Fox: “Dingo, you’re always hungry...”
Wolf: “Yeah, I’m the one who gets the free bowl of ramen...which Fox STILL owes me!”
Fox: “Yes I KNOW...*thought:CRAP! She didn’t forget yet...Her ADHD should kick in soon...* and by the way, messing with them is way more important...”
Wolf: “Ah-ha! Tushe!...What was I telling you, Fox?! The plan?”
Fox: *thought: YES! Thank you short-attention span!* “Uh...yeah...”
Wolf: “All right, well...”
Meanwhile after Cell7 shoed Shino away because he was educating them about bees, they were ready to leave when they hear a twig snap behind them.
Sasuke: “Shino, we told you...We don’t want to see your queen bee...” *turns around to see billions of fangirls witht the head fangirl in front (Eggshell)...*freaked out in terror* “...Uh...”
Eggshell: “Don’t worry, Sasuke-poo...I’LL be your QUEEN BEE!...*to all of the other fangirls* GET HIM!!!”
Sasuke: *yelling* “AHHHHH!! *running away frantically with billions of fangirls chasing him* I’m going to KILL whoever told them I was here!!!”
Naruto: *laughing* “HA! He had it comin’...Huh Sakura?...*looks around* Sakura?...CURSE YOU EMO BOY!!!!!”
Sakura: *punches Naruto in the back of the head* “Idiot! I had to pay for YOUR ramen!...Where did Sasuke go?”
Naruto: “Uh...I don’t know?”*smiles*
Sakura: “Oh, okay then! <3 Let’s go see where Kakashi-sensei is...”
Naruto: “Uh...okay...”
When they were walking away, Konohamaru ran right past them and “accidentally” pushed Naruto into Sakura.
Konohamaru: “I’M RICH!!” *runs some more*
Naruto and Sakura both fell down..
Sakura: *blushing* “Um...”
Naruto: *blushing* “Uh...awkward...”
Sakura: “Awkward? AWKWARD?!?! That’s ALL you can say is AWKWARD?! *pushes Naruto off* Let’s go!”
Naruto: “O-ok...”
Dingo: “...Fox...*he looks at Fox, which she was putting away her wallet*
Fox: “...What? I couldn’t help it!!...Wolf told the fangirls, and I paid Konohamaru...Frankly, we make a good team...:
Wolf: *cracking up* “Darn Tootin’!”
Suddenly, Temari and Kankuro walk past the bush that the Iceys are in. Fox and Wolf both look at eachother with evil smiles on.
Dingo: *scared* “Oh...no...not THEM!”
Wolf: “Oh yes, them...”
Fox jumps out of the push and pulls Temari and Kankuro aside Wolf meet up with them, with Dingo not far behind.
Wolf: *to the sand ninja* “didn’t you ever want to know what Gaara looks like WITHOUT his eyeliner?”
Temari: “W-what are you talking about? He doesn’t have eyeliner on. That’s uh...his skin color around his eyes...”
Kankuro: “Oh Temari, we don’t have to pretend anymore...*to Fox and Wolf* Do you have any eyeliner remover? I NEED EYELINER REMOVER!”
The two kunoichi Iceys look at each other then at Kankuro.
Fox: “You mean this extra heavy bottle of Deluxe Eyeliner Remover??”
Kankuro tries to grab it, but Fox pulls it away.
Wolf: “Wait a second, Doll Boy...We’ll give it to you...for a price...”
Kankuro: *crazy* “Anything! NAME IT!!”
Kankuro runs out with the bottle in his hand.
Kankuro: “Oh little BROTHERRRR!! I’ve got something to SHOW you!” *runs away*
Temari comes out close behind him.
Temari: “No, you idiot! You can’t try to take that stuff off!.....you don’t know how!!!” *runs after him* I’LL HOLD GAARA DOWN!!”
Soon after Fox and Wolf walk out with a whole bunch of money, a doll and a fancy fan...
Fox: *fanning herself* “Ahh...life is good...”
Wolf: *after putting the money away and playing with the mini crow doll* “Yeah, messing with people, AND getting stuff back! Life is good...”
Dingo: *coming out after them while shaking his pants* “Yeah, well the only thing they gave me was SAND in my pants! And we’re not even at the beach!”
Wolf: “Oh stop complaining...It’s all good...”
Fox: “What should we do now...I’m out of ideas...”
Wolf: *smiles evilishy* *calls out* “Oh COUSIN KAKASHI!!!! Come out and play!..I have your book!...”*starts to run to find her cuz*
Fox: “Yah! Oh you’re the WOLF!” *runs after her*
Dingo: “Oh man...not again, again, AGAIN!...”
Both kunoichi: “OH! C’MON DINGO DORK!”
Dingo sighs and starts to run after his “don’t-know-when-to-stop!” teammates, for another adventure...but THAT’S another SHORT story...