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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-25 03:50:17 +0000 UTC]

Scratch literally, it seems! That kitty has claws.

Memo to Purple Vixen: Regrettably the henchwomen are a little disappointed at the protective qualities of your 'miracle' fibre Vixdex... Again! They are requesting lycra alternatives.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2015-06-25 03:55:54 +0000 UTC]

The fools keep using too much detergent on them!  I keep telling them but they won't listen!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-25 17:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Memo to Purple Vixen from the extremely exasperated henchwomen: Too much detergent? Of course we need to use bloody detergent! Have you any idea what state these outfits are in after a day of being beaten, tormented, humiliated and a night in dumpster. Plus you demand that we always look impeccable on parade. Who the hell designs unwashable uniforms?

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2015-06-25 20:22:57 +0000 UTC]

This is mutiny!  The floggings will continue until morale improves!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-26 03:07:52 +0000 UTC]

Memo to Purple Vixen: Floggings will hardly the help the seats of our flimsy Vixdex uniforms. Are you completely out of your tiny little MOO-HOOH!!! Take your hands off me-EEPH!!!   ... ... ...
... ... ... Hail Glorious Leader! The views you have heard are Commander Leslie's and hers alone. She has been removed from her command. The rest of us love our outfits. Our morale is wonderful. We're so happy, really .... (Keep sewing ladies! And make the stitches small!)

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2015-06-26 03:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Ahh.  Glad that's resolved!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-26 03:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Memo to our most esteemed and merciful leader: Commander Leslie is suitably subdued if you should like to have an in-depth discussion with her about HER complaints, All hail, Purple Vixen! ... ... ... MMMPH!!!

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2015-06-26 03:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you may take Commander Leslie to my chambers.  I hope to help her see things my way.

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-28 13:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Memo to Your Gloriousness: She's bunny-hopping her way there now.

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wascl In reply to dangerfan [2015-06-24 09:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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dangerfan In reply to wascl [2015-06-24 15:04:55 +0000 UTC]

No!  Thank YOU!  This is awesome stuff!

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