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Washington118 β€” Red vs Blue story part 3 [NSFW]
Published: 2011-12-03 02:34:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 446; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Tex slides closer to Wash. Wash slides away.
"C'mon Wash, don't you wanna have a little fun? No one will come in on us, I promise," says Tex while she starts to take off her shirt, "No one will ever know."
"No, please Tex don't do this," says Wash, sounding very scared, "you don't want to do this Tex, please don't!"
"Mmm, you know you want it Wash," says Tex, inching closer to Wash"
"NOOOO! I DON"T! GO AWAY!
"You don't want the muffin I made for you?"
Wash jerks back to reality and sees Caboose standing in front of him holding a muffin. Wash looks around and realizes he was daydreaming again.
"Ughh, sorry Caboose, bad dream. Sure, I'll have a muffin." Caboose gives Wash the muffin. Wash moves about the base eating his muffin but still having the haunted look on his face. "Where is everyone?"
"At the party." Answers Caboose.
"Party? What party?"
"The one Tucker is having on the roof with Church. He told me to go check on you and to bring you up. Or did he say to bring you up then check on you? I forget which..."
"I'll just go on up then."
Wash walks to the elevator and heads up to the roof. As he arrives he notices Tucker and Church talking quietly and looking out towards the field; concern on their faces.
"Hey, what's up? Caboose said you needed me."
"Yeah," started Church, "Yeah we have a major problem. One of your freelancer buddies is back."
"Really?" asks Wash, "Which one? Maine? South?"
"No," replies Tucker, "Tex is back. You know, the bitch who keeps kicking our asses."
"Oh. Shit… Bad timing…"
"Yeah, Caboose was saying something about a bad dream or something. You want to tell us?"
"Fine"
All three head down to the break room where Wash proceeds to tell the blues about his dream up to the point where Caboose gave him a muffin.
"So wait," starts Tucker, "Your saying that you and Tex-"
"Shut up Tucker," both Church and Wash shout.
"Well, seems Wash remembers that night pretty well apparently," a creepy voice sounds from the doorway.
"Tex!" Wash shouts, surprise in his voice.

"Yep, I'm back, and it seems you've been thinking about that night for how long now? Six, Seven years now? Was I really that good that you still remember?"
"Ok, we'll just leave you two alone know, c'mon Church," Tucker says as he pushes a pissed-off Church and a confused Caboose out of the room and locks the door behind him.

To be continued....
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Comments: 32

Dragotan [2012-09-16 12:14:49 +0000 UTC]

XD, nice! very nice!

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Washington118 In reply to Dragotan [2012-09-16 15:59:46 +0000 UTC]

thank you...

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Darrtaa [2011-12-03 03:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Okay; NOW I understand. Very nice.

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 04:20:40 +0000 UTC]

what is it that you understand?

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 04:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Referring back to my to my other comment about scaling the story back; so much better.

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 04:55:12 +0000 UTC]

how did i scale it back? i didn't yet.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 05:03:09 +0000 UTC]

No, sorry; I mean that it didn't. The whole fact that it was a dream means that no scaling back needs to be done.

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 05:20:33 +0000 UTC]

well, it was a dream, but it also wasn't. if you didn't get it from what Tex said, it actually happened and Wash was just remembering it.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 05:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I got that

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 06:22:09 +0000 UTC]

that means it wasn't a dream. it was a flashback.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 06:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Yes, and it was good

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 06:42:19 +0000 UTC]

which means i can scale forward instead of backward.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 06:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Do whatever you think is best.

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 06:57:09 +0000 UTC]

...part 4 Tex is totlly going to F*** Wash.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 07:02:43 +0000 UTC]

Well okay then!

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-03 19:09:05 +0000 UTC]

im kidding, i would never write that. that would be the worst ending ever. of all time.

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-04 06:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Like that grenade toss or that gun that bounces...

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-04 06:34:56 +0000 UTC]

but,...hmmm....

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-04 06:35:48 +0000 UTC]

"Hmm"?

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-04 06:37:00 +0000 UTC]

sorry, i was maybe thinking of an ending...

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Darrtaa In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-04 06:54:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see. Carry on.

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Washington118 In reply to Darrtaa [2011-12-04 17:11:21 +0000 UTC]

kthnxs.

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theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 03:12:16 +0000 UTC]

hehe... me like

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Washington118 In reply to theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 03:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't make me shoot you.

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theultimatenerdgurl In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 03:44:38 +0000 UTC]

I said me like...

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Washington118 In reply to theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 03:45:44 +0000 UTC]

*cha-chk* don't make me use this pistol.

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theultimatenerdgurl In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 03:50:05 +0000 UTC]

What did I do?

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Washington118 In reply to theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 04:21:33 +0000 UTC]

goodbye clone of myself. *BAM*

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theultimatenerdgurl In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 04:37:01 +0000 UTC]

....That didn't work

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Washington118 In reply to theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 06:55:51 +0000 UTC]

dude, pick one of my quotes for your signature. don't just have 5 or 7 there at one time.

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theultimatenerdgurl In reply to Washington118 [2011-12-03 07:15:00 +0000 UTC]

i like my lines.

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Washington118 In reply to theultimatenerdgurl [2011-12-03 19:08:34 +0000 UTC]

well, pick one and if you must, switch every once in a while.

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