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Published: 2012-11-25 10:58:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 173; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description The body builder and the red head with an uncontrollable nose twitch. Call me stupid. Really, just say it, "Stupid." College parties are fun. Kegs of beer in the bath tub. Lots of guys drinking and smoking. And plenty of girls, little college hotties.

Ventura, CA on my way to Santa Barbara with some friends. We stopped at my friends sister's apartment to pick her up. She needed a ride to the party. She wasn't ready so we had to wait. No problem, we listened to some music and we talked with her room mates. One of them was a body builder. She was short and built. Small tits, a cute smile, but she had more muscles than I did. It made me uncomfortable. I was more uncomfortable when she made it so obvious to me and everyone on the room that she was interested in my man-muscle.

Call me stupid, please. I was not going to jump into the sack with her no matter how bad she wanted me. It's not so much that I didn't want it, I just didn't want to be teased the new morning by my friends for sleeping with Miss Arnold Jr. Plus the night was still young. We had not made it to the big party in Santa Barbara. I didn't meet anyone at the party who wanted me the way Miss Muscles did. Just call me stupid.

And the red head who kept touching my leg at the beer/poker party in Newport Beach? Stupid again. Jacks or better to open, full house, a pair; I was sitting playing poker in Newport Beach one summer. I don't know who she was or who invited her, but there she was, Miss red head. I normally like red heads, but this one had a nose twitch. As I played my hands I wanted to ask her if she knew about the twitch? My guess is that she did. This one was more aggressive that the body builder. She sat next to me and started to rub my jeans.

I ignored her. She got tired of me ignoring her and left the table. She hooked up with one of my roommates that night and they screwed all night. Damn those thin walls. She sounded like she really loved to screw. Call me stupid. Just because she had a nose that twitched I slept alone that night.

I've been stupid many other times. I don't know why. Just call me stupid.  
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UnleashedHeathen [2013-01-18 07:20:38 +0000 UTC]

Stupid is as stupid does.

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