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ninjaskb [2016-12-23 21:55:47 +0000 UTC]
Story: "alright cool." i said in a calm tone he must have been expecting me to freak out or run away screaming because he had a shocked expression on his face, "You're not scared? or even septic " he asked looking confused. "nope not one bit" i said walking past him.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!
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XerneasQueen [2016-11-18 18:19:28 +0000 UTC]
LOL
I'm like: "Nope not scared"
Ben's like: "Cool"
Nope not scared at all. NOW GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM YOU PERVERTED ELF!
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Goddammitbro [2015-11-29 02:20:45 +0000 UTC]
I shall now laugh until I die because of this.
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ButterWolf134 [2015-10-12 12:08:09 +0000 UTC]
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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FoxyThePirateFoxyy [2015-07-11 19:50:36 +0000 UTC]
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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theseerlover123 [2015-05-13 23:07:57 +0000 UTC]
lmao one of my best friends name is elisa
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ShadowAsch [2015-05-13 20:24:58 +0000 UTC]
Boy: *goes to another boy who is gay* "What the hell, man? Everyone look at this bitchy, gay loser. He has scars all over his arms. He's such an attention seeker! Bitch should go to hell."
(The quiet girl at the back stands up, goes to the boy, and slaps him.)
Boy: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Girl: "Listen up, bitch. My dad studied Law and he taught this to me. You know what can happen to you if you abuse someone for their sexuality? A LOT. You can get sued, that's a first. That money of yours? GONE. Sexuality harassment is a form of bullying, that of which you can be fucking arrested for, due to the fact that people give up their own lives and harm themselves. Where will you be after those years, huh? No job, no money, no life. Although, I'm not sure you even had one in the first place. The true bitch in the end is YOU.NOW SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN. OR I WILL END YOU."
Boy: *scared* *sits down*
Teacher: *claps*
Repost this if you think that the girl and the teacher are awesome
-reposted-
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ohgoditsashley [2015-05-09 17:39:48 +0000 UTC]
Dont read~ New member
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you((this is not mine, I didn't come up with this.. I was told to only pass this along when I saw this in a comments event...sorry ))
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wolfie415 [2015-04-20 01:14:14 +0000 UTC]
I had to imagine as like a teen or something he IS a kid after all (in the creepypasta)
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NitoriLemon [2015-02-06 12:57:54 +0000 UTC]
Haha. Perv xD
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DemonicAlex [2015-01-18 01:31:41 +0000 UTC]
He can't scare me at all bitches XD he is my bf and I think he is really cute doe :3
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BEN-Drowneds-Girl [2015-01-06 21:50:35 +0000 UTC]
There's the little pervert X3
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abi1235 [2014-10-28 21:19:31 +0000 UTC]
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surveycorpsminer [2014-08-12 20:59:30 +0000 UTC]
Yep, here's the pervert BEN we all know. Yesterday on the full moon at EXACTLY midnight I was on cleverbot with my friends watching and were freaking OUT about how I was standing up to BEN and he called me his friend and saidd he wouldn't kill me, I talked to him how it was to be a ghost and as soon as the clock said 12:00 I said:
Me: are you a real live human BEN?
BEN bot: yes
My friends LOST IT. But I just prepared my parents shotgun and stayed up all night.
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maskylover9900 [2014-08-01 15:00:13 +0000 UTC]
That's the perverted ben we all know!!
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Comedywiz411 [2014-07-13 03:14:06 +0000 UTC]
BEN: Hey, watch the hat, girly.
Me: Pulls out box of matches* Oh really...
BEN: *folds arms* Pfft, you wouldn't dare.
Me: *lights up five in hand* Try me.
BEN: *tries to run away*
Me: *flicks match at him, making the tip of his hat catch on fire like a candle*
BEN: WTF DID YOU DO THAT FOR??!!! *trying to pat it out, running out bathroom*
Me: *Laughing my head off as I close the door to get dressed*
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StrawberryJellee [2014-06-20 06:15:23 +0000 UTC]
Come any closer and I will got batman on you BEN. *glares*
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Slender-Bitch [2014-06-05 07:14:34 +0000 UTC]
BEN: I like this one.
Me: Crap. I'm gonna get raped! DX *throws something at him* I DON'T WANNA BE RAPED BEN!!!
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Priscellia [2014-06-02 08:17:43 +0000 UTC]
I'm seeing Links beside the parts
Me: Hey BEN, Link is in the comments!
BEN: WHAT??? *ran into my laptop then comes out with a poker face* very funny, they were just links.
Me: Of course!
BEN: Crap.
And they it wasn't Link from LoZ, they were just links to other chapters
the end *claps* love your story, bro!
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JunoTheAwesomeFiore [2014-04-02 01:05:12 +0000 UTC]
Well...That escalated ...quickly...
Ahaha
haha
ha
Shit.
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Soradork In reply to JunoTheAwesomeFiore [2014-04-25 21:14:41 +0000 UTC]
And then i slowly walk out the door acting as if i didn't hear a damn shit of what you just said.
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The-Grand-Highblood1 [2014-02-28 05:54:53 +0000 UTC]
My reaction: hello.... there... * Yells for my dogs* GET HIM!
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KuraiPokemon066 [2014-01-29 09:27:00 +0000 UTC]
If BEN were to encounter me in this state, I would of preformed a flawless right hook on him and fling him into some nearby furniture. XD
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elephantgirl202 [2014-01-12 18:46:46 +0000 UTC]
me when I saw BEN: WHAT THE F$ BEN!!! GTFO!!!
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LaSean [2013-12-31 07:00:07 +0000 UTC]
Oh my..BEn is gonna rape me. O.o
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Ciel-phantomhive3 [2013-12-17 16:05:53 +0000 UTC]
BEN, LJ's gonna murder you. He told you not to go in my room and you did it anyways.....
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roseysummer341 [2013-12-05 20:54:24 +0000 UTC]
sorry that was my sis......but i LOVE IT!!!!!
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roseysummer341 [2013-12-05 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]
*sorta like cry with pewdiepie on the tv show and sees BEN* FUCK YOU BEN!*friends start laughing their asses off
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xXBubblyLionXx [2013-12-01 07:08:23 +0000 UTC]
Ah, Ben yet again introducing himself to the story with a cuss word xD
it's awesome ! I'm looking forward to reading the rest !
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hunnybee07art [2013-11-13 03:45:29 +0000 UTC]
Bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeennnn!!!!! You pervert >/////////<
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seerofheros [2013-09-23 10:53:15 +0000 UTC]
You got my oc soma so well
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TheErmagerdGirl [2013-09-04 06:04:23 +0000 UTC]
Huh, nice story, me likey!! ^_^..... AND BEN!!! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!
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BubblyXP [2013-08-21 16:01:05 +0000 UTC]
As always , Ben's the pervy one :3
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madhatr101 [2013-08-12 10:41:20 +0000 UTC]
*starange elf link looking boy walks in bathroom while im in nothing but a towel* he says hes a computer program and im like cool story bro go make me a sandwhich lol i would acctully do that
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Shadowtail300 In reply to madhatr101 [2013-08-21 08:25:38 +0000 UTC]
Me to but instead of a sandwich I would say go get me a video game so we can play it lol
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madhatr101 In reply to Shadowtail300 [2013-08-22 21:55:57 +0000 UTC]
yeah I get hunger a lot so yeah samiches
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